Where do you poo?

Karenna

Normally, I hate doing the poo in a public place, since the prospect of a seat warmed by a previous occupant makes me nauseous. However, I decided to take a stand today to right a vicious wrong against me.

This older lady at work sold me out to my boss for trolling the WoW forums...I didn't get in trouble for it (turns out my boss has a 70 'lock and raids...who knew?), but the fact that she ratted me out pissed me off. Especially when every day she retires to the ladies room to sit on the couch there and read one of her romance novels.

Well, I spilled some coffee on my blouse, and upon entering the bathroom to clean it up, I see Uber-Bitch reading her god-damned book again. I proceed directly to the stall closest the couch and proceed to drop the most massive, reeking deuce I've ever done. One of those coffee-softened foot-and-a-half squirters that pokes out of the water like some chocolate iceberg.

Even I was appalled at the foul stench of the thing. Didn't flush it. Eat it, you rat!



So, where do you poo?

SkankPlaya

my pants

Crazyhun

On puppies, mostly. Sometimes kittens.

graizur

I perch on toilet seat like some great bird. It works! You try now!

Weaver

in a toilet

durf

Weaver

also tempted to take a huge shit in this thread

denihilist

mission accomplished twice over.

Muhahahahaha

That's a gross, terrifying story

Well done

except not

lostwords

Work poos are one of the reasons that make work not so bad. Chilling out with a book or DS, pooping and getting paid for it.

Also, I hate people that need to put a thick layer of tp on the seat, as some sort of ass protector, then don't flush it down when they're done. C'mon dude, not only do you use way too much paper for your precious butt, but you gotta leave it there too? You animal.

mcp

Taking a shit at work is one of the best things ever.

Bring a magazine, and just let gravity do it's thing.

No need to hurry. I mean, you'll just have to go back to work when you're done.

You're getting paid to shit. That's a good feeling.

Weaver

TxdoHawk

I never get the "omg gross i can't poo on a public toilet that's gross" people. Lay down a few strips of toilet paper on top of the seat, problem solved.

Edit: And then flush it of course. I'd hope that would be obvious, but apparently not.

Bergy

You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever.

Bogey

Oh no!