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[PHALLA] Harry Potterverse: Sign Up Thread (Hogwarts Express has departed)

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
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A few rules to note before signing up:
  • NO BOOK 7 SPOILERS OR JOKES THEREOF. This goes for the signup and game thread(s). The mods/admins take this seriously. Don't piss them off, despite this theme.
  • This book assumes book 1-6 content is fair game. Some "spoiler" material may be in play if you haven't read up to book 6.
  • Not having read Harry Potter will not affect your ability to play or enjoy this game

Sign up by selecting a number no one else has chosen.
I.e.
"I'd like #69"

Game Cycle:
  • The game cycle will end every night at 7 pm PST/10pm EST.
  • Minimum activity is at least 2 on-topic posts per day. You must also use any special powers (submitted via PM) every day they are available. If you cannot commit to this, don't sign up.
  • Some roles may not immediately be clear to the public; do not panic. This is intended! :)
  • Sharing Role PMs is NOT ALLOWED. This means quoting them, screenshots, forwarding them, etc. If you want to "prove" it to someone, use the time honored method students use for writing papers: paraphrase.
  • Without getting too meta, use judgement before posting chatlogs. They are not disallowed, but shall we say, use them sparingly.


Seats at Hogwarts this year:

01. Redeemer
02. bongi
03. Nuzak
04. bogey
05. fizban
06. Shenanigans
07. tossrock
08. Zoolander
09. Buddy Lee
10. Sara Lynn
11. Critical
12. Karnack
13. blankspace
14. Green
15. Mr. Embarkation
16. Akimbolegs
17. Wiggin
18. Squashua
19. Seriously
20. Anjin-San
21. SpeedySwaf
22. grundlterror
23. Munkus Beaver
24. dogbone33
25. Drez
26. Strato
27. DasHanselHM
28. World as Myth
29. Hunter
30. Dave the Rave
31. Bendery
32. Quetzi
33. Osvik
34. Hylianbunny
35. Orestes
36. Drijen
37. Fembot
38. TheKovakistani
39. Oatway
40. Zot
41. darkseid
42. CJTheran
43. Soonerman
44. Raneados
45. the wook
46. Pb
47. naporeon

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    I'd like #2

    [edit]FIRST POST I'M THE BEST

    bongi on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    In this to win this, lucky numba 7

    I am excited

    Tossrock on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Signed up before you chumps.

    Straightzi on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    So did I but neville said he'd give me the authentic phalla experience :(

    bongi on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    !Excrete-io 18!

    Squashua on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    So did I but neville said he'd give me the authentic phalla experience :(

    That's not exactly how I phrased it, but keep saying it this way.
    It'll be easier to lie to the cops...
    err

    Squashua, you're... doing it wrong

    neville on
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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    16 AGAIN.
    COME ON 16.
    PAIR OF SHOES.

    AkimboLegs on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    neville wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    So did I but neville said he'd give me the authentic phalla experience :(

    That's not exactly how I phrased it, but keep saying it this way.
    It'll be easier to lie to the cops...
    err

    Squashua, you're... doing it wrong

    I think you said "well you can do it now yourself



    sexy"

    those were your exact words in my dreams

    bongi on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    #1 please

    Redeemer on
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  • DrijenDrijen Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Could I have #36?

    Drijen on
  • FembotFembot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm down for some hot wangardium leviosa action at #37!

    Fembot on
  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    noooo

    why does the most awesome phalla happen when I leave for vacation

    Soup on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    give me numero #3 if you can

    i've always wanted to be in between bongi and bogey

    Nuzak on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    noooo

    why does the most awesome phalla happen when I leave for vacation

    I'm sorry Seafood. =(
    How long is your vaca

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  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    neville wrote: »
    noooo

    why does the most awesome phalla happen when I leave for vacation

    I'm sorry Seafood. =(
    How long is your vaca

    two weeks

    Soup on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh dear.
    I'm sorry. :(
    No interwebs access, eh

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I want #14

    Green on
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Green, are you determined to be my neighbor?


    Also, Nevs OW OW OW OW

    Blankspace on
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Green, are you determined to be my neighbor?


    Also, Nevs OW OW OW OW

    I always pick 14 or 19

    Also man I don't want to be Squashua's neighbor

    Green on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Green, are you determined to be my neighbor?


    Also, Nevs OW OW OW OW

    I RNG'd those who weren't gonna be here, blank.
    I did laugh at 13 though.
    Unlucky? Or super lucky?
    Who can say

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Green, are you determined to be my neighbor?


    Also, Nevs OW OW OW OW

    I RNG'd those who weren't gonna be here, blank.
    I did laugh at 13 though.
    Unlucky? Or super lucky?
    Who can say
    I'm either going to be Neville in books 1-4, or Neville in books 5-7.

    Blankspace on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Green, are you determined to be my neighbor?


    Also, Nevs OW OW OW OW

    I RNG'd those who weren't gonna be here, blank.
    I did laugh at 13 though.
    Unlucky? Or super lucky?
    Who can say
    I'm either going to be Neville in books 1-4, or Neville in books 5-7.

    Amusing.
    Sadly, though, neville is not a role in this Phalla, since the temptation to make him the best would have been too great.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Congratulations blankspace! Your role is Guy Killed Off In Opening Narration. You have the ability to add more drama to the storyline!

    Green on
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Congratulations Green! Your role is Guy Killed Off In Various Flashback Sequences You have the ability to add more backstory to the storyline, also the ripe opportunity for fanfic!

    Blankspace on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Congratulations blankspace! Your role is Guy Killed Off In Opening Narration. You have the ability to add more drama to the storyline!

    I debated doing that to the people who asked me for special roles.
    As I explained to one of them (cough Quetzi), the price to "buy" a special role is quite high.
    Nobody would stoop to such depths.


    ... except maybe Redeemer.
    :winky:

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Congratulations Green! Your role is Guy Killed Off In Various Flashback Sequences You have the ability to add more backstory to the storyline, also the ripe opportunity for fanfic!
    Pensieve wrote:
    As I stood over the charred remains of blankspace, I realized I didn't even remember what we had been arguing about. Bitch probably tried to gank my Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. That'll learn him.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Ahahahahaha

    Blankspace on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What Neville's saying is that there's a phalla casting couch

    Redeemer on
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i wonder about shit-flavoured beans sometimes

    Nuzak on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    What Neville's saying is that there's a phalla casting bed

    Also bring kneepads.

    neville on
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    i wonder about shit-flavoured beans sometimes
    I really want to know why the Beans don't have grosser flavors.

    They probably have a stash of Goblin Semen beans somewhere.

    Blankspace on
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    i wonder about shit-flavoured beans sometimes
    I really want to know why the Beans don't have grosser flavors.

    They probably have a stash of Goblin Semen beans somewhere.

    you know dumbledore said it was an earwax flavour

    but i have my doubts

    Nuzak on
  • FembotFembot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh man when does this start

    when does this start

    I mean, assuming prompt sign-ups and all

    I am eager

    Fembot on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bertie Botts' flavoured jelly beans are so gross

    I like the grass ones though

    Redeemer on
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    actually, thinking about the wide variety of flavours in the world, it is much more probable to get a disgusting or inedible flavour, such as wood or paper or ink or metal, than an edible one

    Nuzak on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It will starts when the roles are filled.
    Night one will probably end Tuesday @ 7 pm, unless we fill this shit up fast today.

    I wrote all the PMs (and backstory! :P) on Thurs + Friday though, so I'm set to start whenever the list is full.

    neville on
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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'd Like #42, since it's the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

    Critical on
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Arghhhhhhhhhh

    I want to so bad, but I'm moving and I don't know how much access I'll have to the internet.

    Seriously on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    What Neville's saying is that there's a phalla casting bed

    Also bring kneepads.

    i'll go first!

    bongi on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fine, neville.

    !Give me number 47.

    But I am retiring from Phalla after this.

    And I'm still peeved that you didn't like my idea.

    naporeon on
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