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the thread of untruths

Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
there are some trees that grow so tall if you climb to the top and jump real hard you can end up in orbit

if you cook a chicken for just the right amount of time it ends up tasting just like pork

when somebody tries to draw a straight line unaided, their sexuality can be judged by the amount that line curves

science

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    dogs lay eggs

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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bob isnt gay

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    redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pepsi Blue was delicious.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the shnozberries taste like shnozberries

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    New Coke was the best Coke.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You only use 10% of your brain.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Brett Ratner is a tremendous force in cinema and should be admired for his immense artistic ability, and his insight into the human soul.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    killing a man in reno to watch him die is not a crime

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am currently in no pain whatsoever.

    Furthermore,

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    One must throw H's on that bitch.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I am currently in no pain whatsoever.

    Furthermore,

    why'd you cut off

    were you talking about candle jac

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh not this shit agai

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wait a second what's going o

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    2and2is52and2is5 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the world will end in 201

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Damnit, fuck you gu

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have hoes.

    I have hoes.

    (In different area codes.)

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hahahah

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    there are more molecules of water in your body than there are atoms in the known universe!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    nothing will happen if you say candleja

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    no we already had that joke raneados

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    please stop this is getting out of ha

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    i'm not going to bed now

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'll do what I like, faggot

    your "rules" are ridiculous and arbitrary

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    i'll get you for this


    rule-breaker

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You don't have to fight for your right to party. Peaceful demonstration is to be admired.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    All opinions are OK

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The internet is a good place for objective opinions on movies, music and literature. It is always right.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Batman sucks.

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm going to be awake for hoooours

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bob is a gentleman and a scholar.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Red is the best color

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have sex often.

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    New Coke was the best Coke.

    New Coke was, in actuality, a genius marketing scheme.

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    I'm so tired of partying.
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the square of the side of an isosceles triangle is equal to the sum of the square of the other two sides.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sonic The Hedgehog confirmed to appear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    That Dude is right here.

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    CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you can normally finalize a miniDVD in any miniDVD camcorder

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If you burn snot, the flames are green.

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    How many times has your pee split in half?

    George Bush

    George Buuush

    How many times has your pee split in half?

    WHEN YOU TAKIN' THAT MORNIN' PISS

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    You have to rewind the DVDs before you return them

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