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Happy Birthday Thread for Arnold Schwarzenegger

IskanderIskander Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
I am sorry for making a new thread, SE++, but look:

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That dude up there has his sixtieth birthday today.

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He's totally been in lots of action movies.

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He even got pregnant with Danny DeVito's child for that one movie he did.

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And not many people can claim to have done good on the internet, but he provides a great service each day with just a look and a gesture:

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Let's celebrate his 60th birthday!

Alternatively, you can also shit on this thread. But then you would also be shitting on Arnold. Do you want that on your conscience? Do you? He's the king of California, I'll have you know

(please let there not be a thread on this when I hit 'submit')

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Conan the Barbarian was enjoyable. Conan the Destroyer... less than enjoyable.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    GOD THIS THREAD SUCKS

    i'm just playing

    seriously though, why the hell is this man a governor

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  • AhhseeAhhsee Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Because Ronald Reagan was a president.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Because he's very good with children:

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    He made all the children in California vote for him by making this face:

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wow, it's president schwazernegger's birthday?

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like arnold

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    AHHNOLD.

    Yeah he rocks.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    He killed Bill Paxton. I forgive him, though.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    on this most auspicious occasion i might like ro raise tumor awareness

    knowing is half the battle guys

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  • Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    He killed Bill Paxton. I forgive him, though.

    Wait a minute, that wasn't a movie?

    Is Arnold really a robot?

    Sweet!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hhaapee buurfdaay arnulddd

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    He killed Bill Paxton. I forgive him, though.

    Wait a minute, that wasn't a movie?

    Is Arnold really a robot?

    Sweet!

    Who hasn't killed Bill Paxton?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'M A COP YOU IDIOT

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ITT: Memorable Ahhnold quotes




    GET TO DAH CHOPPPAAAAAAAAA!

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    pretty much every single moment in Red Heat is quotable. So i'll just link to the imdb.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095963/quotes

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    pretty much every single moment in Red Heat is quotable. So i'll just link to the imdb.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095963/quotes

    From these quotes alone this reads like the best film ever...
    I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk!

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    pretty much every single moment in Red Heat is quotable. So i'll just link to the imdb.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095963/quotes

    Why haven't I seen this?!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    his accent mixed with an attempt at a russian accent makes it even more glorious

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    commie wrote: »
    on this most auspicious occasion i might like ro raise tumor awareness

    knowing is half the battle guys

    But it's not a tuma.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Conan the Barbarian was enjoyable. Conan the Destroyer... less than enjoyable.

    Conan the Barbarian was an awesome movie

    Conan the Destroyer was like watching bad LARP

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "Art Ridzik: What's that?
    Ivan Danko: My watch. It's on Moscow time.
    Art Ridzik: Time to pick up Pokey?
    Ivan Danko: Time to feed parakeet.
    Art Ridzik: What's that, Russian for "jerking off"? "

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    AH'LL BE BAHCK...
    ...to say happy birthday later.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    More people should watch Pumping Iron. His best comedic performance, topping Kindergarten Cop and Jingle All The Way combined

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw

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  • grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wasn't he also in that other movie with Danny DeVito, where they're twins? But they were in a movie where Danny got him pregnant? You know what that is? Twincest.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    which was the movie where he kills a crocodile (or alligator) and says "You are luggage"?

    been trying to figure that one out but can't find it

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There was Twins and Junior, both with Danny DeVito. Yeah, both movies get blended together in my mind too. But only in my most secret fantasies.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    one day i'll have a car that when i open the door yells at me GET IN ZE CARRR

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Xaquin wrote: »
    which was the movie where he kills a crocodile (or alligator) and says "You are luggage"?

    been trying to figure that one out but can't find it

    Eraser.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    thank you

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  • grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hey man

    I was just in Atlanta. Whoa.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Xaquin wrote: »
    thank you

    np ^_^

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    grumbles wrote: »
    hey man

    I was just in Atlanta. Whoa.

    Man we could've gotten together or something*.
    *buttsex

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Arnie: You should go clone yourself while you're still alive.

    Bad Guy: Why? So I can understand your unique perspective?

    Arnie: No, so you can go fuck yourself.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Arnie: You should go clone yourself while you're still alive.

    Bad Guy: Why? So I can understand your unique perspective?

    Arnie: No, so you can go fuck yourself.

    Yes.

    Sixth Day kicked ass even with the cheesy "I'm cloned" bits.

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  • grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    We watched that movie in my biology class!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i saw the sixth day in a 7th grade science class

    edit: grumbles get out of my head

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    GIRLY MEN... BUTTOCKS, SOFT LIKE MARSHMALLOW!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=nlRs_WeQmnM

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i saw the sixth day in a 7th grade science class

    What are you, like 10?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    it came out in what

    2000?

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