holyfuckingshitchristfuck

CptKemzik

Not too long ago I just picked up my glass of water after returning to my desk and took a drink. Suddenly I felt some object graze my tounge and figured it was some food crumb or something that got in the water and promptly spat out whatever it was and the water into the sink.

To my horror it was a yellow jacket or wasp that I nearly swallowed with the water and jesuschristkillitkillitkillit. I was all until i turned the faucet on and washed that fucker right down the drain. Serves that asshole right.

The question that begs asking though was how the hell did it get in my home, and how did it get into my glass of water?

Monkey Ball Warrior

Maybe it was thirsty?

Garlic Bread

sometimes when I'm peeing and i notice there's a tiny little bug flying around in the bathroom I wonder if it came out of my dick

Cold Salmon and Hatred

I've had that happen to me before, except it was in my coke. Scared the living shit out of me.

CG Faggotry

Small insects tend to be relatively harmless.

Nuzak

i hate spiders

those fuckers get everywhere in my house

Rankenphile

this is likely to be the most exciting thing to happen in the entirety of your drab and meaningless life.

Zephyr

this happened to me with an ant in coke

of course i didn't notice it was ant until it was right in front of my face outside of the black coke

Bob The Monkey

so, bees love sugar. and, by association, cola.

I had some coke at my table when I was eating at a restauraunt, and the bees were all going crazy around it

so I figured "hey, I'll finish off the drink, then maybe they'll leave"

downed the glass

one of the bees decided it would follow

it landed on my lip and began to crawl into my mouth

horrors

eryu90

I was drinking some green tea, and discovered some moths in my glass. I pretty much had to toss out some really good tea.

Bogey

Unbelievable!