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The greatest motion picture ever made.

BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
Surely, this will be a masterpiece by which our generation will be judged.
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Bratz, the motion picture film based upon the line of award-winning children's play toys that inspire our children with good and healthy morals.
Wikipedia wrote:
Sasha, Jade, Cloe and Yasmin are four trendy friends from different racial backgrounds. Upon attending Carry Nation High School, the student body president and spoiled daughter of the principal, Meredith, drives the girls into different competing cliques. Eventually, their "bratty" ways land them in detention where they reunite.
Starring Academy Award winning actresses such as Nathalia Ramos, Skyler Shaye, Janel Parrish, and Chelsea Staub.

You may ask yourself "Why would I see this instead of Hairspray, or The Bourne Ultimatum, or Ratatouille or even Live Free or Die Hard?"

The answer?
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Bratitiude, my friends.

Bratitude.

Oh and here's the trailer.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    god damnit blankspace
    i said not to do this :(

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Pfft, like I listen to you.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    I project $200 million in domestic box-office!

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  • grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think this is probably a pretty terrible idea.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    I project $200 million in domestic box-office!

    you have that much to spend seeing it?
    oh bogey...

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HRGGH

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I project $200 million in domestic box-office!

    you have that much to spend seeing it?
    oh bogey...

    multiethnic

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh damn it there went my brains

    right on out of my ass

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Are they legal?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    my favorite part is the "OMG" at the end

    they say "BFFs!" twice in the trailer i can't wait to see how many times in the movie

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    I project $200 million in merchandising!

    b-r-r-r-RATZ

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I am seriously considering seeing this tomorrow.

    Although I could see the Bourne Ultimatum.

    But

    Bratitude.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've honestly spent about two consecutive days masturbating to the trailer.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    from the eyes poster, I could've sworn that far-right-brat was Mila Kunis.
    Mila Kunis is a little vixen.

    also this movie makes me very sad.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I project $200 million in domestic box-office!

    you have that much to spend seeing it?
    oh bogey...

    Popcorn handjobs and all.

    Fiz on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oreo_Fun_Barbie.jpg

    oreo fun barbie was better then bratz

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    12 year olds shouldn't wear make up.
    this is what i think.

    mully on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I project $200 million in domestic box-office!

    you have that much to spend seeing it?
    oh bogey...

    Popcorn handjobs and all.

    51damw5jfvlsx220al5.jpg

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    Oreo_Fun_Barbie.jpg

    oreo fun barbie was better then bratz


    AHAHAHAHhahahaha oh lord that's photoshopped, right? right?

    that can't possibly be real

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Holy shit the website oh my fucking god. I almost want to see this.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Wait, they are twelve?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Wait, they are twelve?

    Don't say that, I almost lost my erection. Almost.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In 1997 Mattel joined forces with Nabisco to launch a cross-promotion of Barbie with Oreo cookies. Oreo Fun Barbie was marketed as someone with whom little girls could play after class and share "America's favorite cookie." As had become the custom, Mattel manufactured both a white and a black version. Critics argued that in the African American community Oreo is a derogatory term for a person like the chocolate sandwich cookie itself, meaning that the person is black on the outside and white on the inside. The doll was unsuccessful and Mattel recalled the unsold stock, making it sought after by collectors

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A gay version of 'Sex and the City'?!

    Are the straights demanding more of this show?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A gay version of sex and the city?

    So they mean it's just the regular sex and the city?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I project $200 million in domestic box-office!

    you have that much to spend seeing it?
    oh bogey...

    Popcorn handjobs and all.

    51damw5jfvlsx220al5.jpg

    anything from TLA video is softcore or softcore-adjacent
    and usually pretty bleh

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Wait, they are twelve?

    Don't say that, I almost lost my erection. Almost.

    You think of it as something negative?

    PotU on
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Wait, they are twelve?
    Oh shit, you just lit the Dislexic signal!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    i was at blockbuster with my friend and i kept picking up random movies saying "let's rent this" (with no intent of actually doing so) and every one ended up being about a gay dude and then i saw that movie and laughed at the popcorn trick

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Wait, they are twelve?

    Don't say that, I almost lost my erection. Almost.

    You think of it as something negative?

    Anything over 11 is just a hag

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Holy shit the website oh my fucking god. I almost want to see this.
    I want to see it.

    For the same reason I might see
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    Whoa whoa whoa!

    What does "softcore-adjacent" mean?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    In 1997 Mattel joined forces with Nabisco to launch a cross-promotion of Barbie with Oreo cookies. Oreo Fun Barbie was marketed as someone with whom little girls could play after class and share "America's favorite cookie." As had become the custom, Mattel manufactured both a white and a black version. Critics argued that in the African American community Oreo is a derogatory term for a person like the chocolate sandwich cookie itself, meaning that the person is black on the outside and white on the inside. The doll was unsuccessful and Mattel recalled the unsold stock, making it sought after by collectors

    Well teaming up a well known toy and a popular snack food makes sense I guess.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I project $200 million in domestic box-office!

    you have that much to spend seeing it?
    oh bogey...

    Popcorn handjobs and all.

    51damw5jfvlsx220al5.jpg

    anything from TLA video is softcore or softcore-adjacent
    and usually pretty bleh

    wait... I thought you couldn't show cock in softcore.
    What the hell is gay porn without cock? Why don't you just go to the beach?

    #pipe on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    I think after rehearsal saturday I might try and drum up some people to go see this. It is the sort of movie that requires such things.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I like how among the two critic's quotes, one of them is simply a description of the movie

    not any indication of quality

    in fact it just sounds like they are pitching it

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    I think after rehearsal saturday I might try and drum up some people to go see this. It is the sort of movie that requires such things.

    Aren't you in this?

    :P

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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The correct answer to this is ROAD HOUSE

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    seriously, how old are they

    this is pretty important

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Is anyone watching the X Games right now?? Who just saw that??

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