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Drez

Defunker wrote: »

Inquiring minds need to know: So what happens if two people tie for first place?

Then Defunker dies.

And by "inquiring minds," are you referring to the bad guy network?

Defunker

I mean, me. And probably the rest of the general public. Information is power for us innocents, mirite?

cj iwakura

Defunker wrote: »

Inquiring minds need to know: So what happens if two people tie for first place?

Determined by RNG.

Look Out it's Sabs!

Drez wrote: »

I forgot about that HB.

Let's all pick a different bandwagon target. How about we all kill Plutonium.

!retract HB, !kill Plutonium.

I'd like to avoid killing people over and over and over on Day One. It's very annoying to be on the receiving end of that. Plutonium makes nice Day One fodder, though. I bet he's an alien or some shit.

!kill Plutonium before he kills me first

I think we need to start being more fun!

*smacks Drez's head and runs*

Drez

cj iwakura wrote: »

Defunker wrote: »

Inquiring minds need to know: So what happens if two people tie for first place?

Determined by RNG.

My explanation was a lot better.

Drez

Saburbia wrote: »

Drez wrote: »

I forgot about that HB.

Let's all pick a different bandwagon target. How about we all kill Plutonium.

!retract HB, !kill Plutonium.

I'd like to avoid killing people over and over and over on Day One. It's very annoying to be on the receiving end of that. Plutonium makes nice Day One fodder, though. I bet he's an alien or some shit.

!kill Plutonium before he kills me first

I think we need to start being more fun!

*smacks Drez's head and runs*

Oh alright.

*takes out a large wooden spoon, looks at it for a moment, waggles it in front of Saburbia's fact, and punches Saburbia in the gut for 2d10 "surprise!" melee damage*

cj iwakura

Vote Counts
Hylianbunny - 3
Plutonium - 3
Saburbia - 3
TehSpectre - 2
zal - 2
Drez - 1
Hakkekage - 1
Rynone - 1
robothero - 1


And how many of those kitty frog things does this need?
Don't answer that.

Bogey

In order to break the tie at the top (and because I feel bad about killing hb so early in the last game :P):

I !retract my previous vote on hb, and...

I !vote for Plutonium.

MrBlarney

...kitty? frog? thing?

cj iwakura

Hakkekage

Ahahahahahaha

I love you guys

So what's up with this Day One floppiness? Everyone's so limp and not being cool. We need to spice up the thread, or we're going to have an unwanted random death on the first day by our Glorious Leader

Drez

Hakkekage wrote: »

Ahahahahahaha

I love you guys

So what's up with this Day One floppiness? Everyone's so limp and not being cool. We need to spice up the thread, or we're going to have an unwanted random death on the first day by our Glorious Leader

I'm definitely not limp.

And I suggest voting Plutonium out. Really. He's a bad guy.

Hakkekage

Drez is a floppy, limp person.

And he's going to tell us a reason for his assertion that Plutonium is a baddie, right?

Drez

Hakkekage wrote: »

Drez is a floppy, limp person.

And he's going to tell us a reason for his assertion that Plutonium is a baddie, right?

No, he's not.

zal

Poor HB, seeing how you died first turn last game, I'd never vote for you!

Plutonium

Drez wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

Ahahahahahaha

I love you guys

So what's up with this Day One floppiness? Everyone's so limp and not being cool. We need to spice up the thread, or we're going to have an unwanted random death on the first day by our Glorious Leader

I'm definitely not limp.

And I suggest voting Plutonium out. Really. He's a bad guy.

Hohoho

I'm in a bad-guy slump. I think that ever since my epic streak of like 6 bad guys in a row, the people who run the phallas won't give me any good roles because they think i'll be voted out every time really early.

Drez

Plutonium wrote: »

Drez wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

Ahahahahahaha

I love you guys

So what's up with this Day One floppiness? Everyone's so limp and not being cool. We need to spice up the thread, or we're going to have an unwanted random death on the first day by our Glorious Leader

I'm definitely not limp.

And I suggest voting Plutonium out. Really. He's a bad guy.

Hohoho

I'm in a bad-guy slump. I think that ever since my epic streak of like 6 bad guys in a row, the people who run the phallas won't give me any good roles because they think i'll be voted out every time really early.

I'm only voting for you because you've lasted awhile in the past few games and HB hasn't. Sorry.

FunkyWaltDogg

Am I doing this right?

Hakkekage

Sabs, look at our baby

It's grown so big

*sniffle*

Drez

FWD: Your title should reflect who you are not. Sadly at this point you won't be able to fit it all in.

MrBlarney

I need to !retract my vote from Saburbia and vote for someone more deserving. Someone like... Plutonium. Yeah, that's pretty good.

EDIT: Next mini-phalla: Saburbia Phalla? Just like Zoidberg Phalla only more cuddly and cute. Sickeningly cute, even.

Hakkekage

who was my last vote even for?

*intercom*
MrBlarney to the information lounge. I repeat, MrBlarney to the information lounge.

MrBlarney

Hakkekage wrote: »

who was my last vote even for?

*intercom*
MrBlarney to the information lounge. I repeat, MrBlarney to the information lounge.

Lemme check if I can upload my spreadsheet. Dangit, not responding.

Uh, you voted for Hylianbunny last, Hakkekage. Post 83.

Drez

IDENTITY CRISIS HOOOOO!

Drez

I bring not peace, but a sword.

Hakkekage

MrBlarney wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

who was my last vote even for?

*intercom*
MrBlarney to the information lounge. I repeat, MrBlarney to the information lounge.

Lemme check if I can upload my spreadsheet. Dangit, not responding.

Uh, you voted for Hylianbunny last, Hakkekage. Post 83.

Did I?

Hey, post the current vote count now, monkey. Is it worth piling on the Plutonium bandwagon, or should I laze here, chew gum and inspect my fingernails?

Look Out it's Sabs!

Hey if you guys want I could probably host a mini phalla of the Saburbia sometime soon.



Mandatory cute avatar needed.

Drez

Saburbia wrote: »

Hey if you guys want I could probably host a mini phalla of the Saburbia sometime soon.



Mandatory cute avatar needed.

Kennel Phalla. You need to have an animalvatar (animal avatar).

Look Out it's Sabs!

I'll work on it, but we shouldn't be talking about that kind of stuff here, we might upset her.


Dun dun dunnn.

MrBlarney

Spreadsheet... not... uploading! Going insane here! I guess the school needs to upgrade their system and back things up, whatever that means.

I'm a vote counting monkey (err, kitty-frog-thing):

Plutonium - 5 votes (Bogey, Drez, MrBlarney, Rynone, Saburbia)

Hylianbunny - 2 votes (Hakkekage, Skulk)
Saburbia - 2 votes (Hylianbunny, Niceguy Myeye)
TehSpectre - 2 votes (FunkyWaltDogg, Squashua)
zal - 2 votes (jdarksun, robothero)

Drez - 1 vote (B:L)
Hakkekage - 1 vote (TehSpectre)
robothero - 1 vote (Defunker)
Rynone - 1 vote (Plutonium)

2 players remaining to vote (Bink, the wook)
1 player with vote retracted (zal)

Also, if we are to keep her entertained, we aught to change the theme up every day. She may get bored with kitty-frog-things sooner than we think. Unpredictable, that girl.

Look Out it's Sabs!

That's blasphemous talk Blarney.

Different animal pic each day?

Drez

Alternatively:

Or:

Hakkekage

:^: :^: :^:


Bravo, Drez

Bravo

Drez

Hakkekage wrote: »

Bravo, Drez

Bravo

Hakkekage

Hey Drez, welcome to


Teach you to change my posts.

Plutonium

Stronger than you can imagine.

Drez

Hakkekage wrote: »

Hey Drez, welcome to


Teach you to change my posts.

I love bass!

zal

!Vote FunkyWaltDogg, with a name like that, got to be an alien.

Hakkekage

Drez wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

Hey Drez, welcome to


Teach you to change my posts.

I love bass!

>DREZ kisses the BASS
>DREZ comes down with the FISH POX


>Drez, after his horrifying ordeal

Bogey

Ahhhhhhhh!

Not old Greg...

Ahhhhhhhh!