I've been trying to get a job, but it looks like the only one available is fast food and... I don't wanna sound like a pompous dick, but, seriously, fuck that work man.
Also, I'm trying to lose weight, and a lot of free food won't help at all, because I have no discaprine.
At Warped I was hangin out with these 3 girls that my friend knew, and after they called his cell and asked if I was gay.
I don't know what I did that would make them think that.
I must ponder this.
Were you polite and not oogle their naughty parts?
I was kind of rude and I kept dry humping this one girl because she was telling me how much she hates it when people touch her and I felt like being a dick.
Speaking of such, I was watching Coheed and Cambria perform, and the girl in front of me was looking at me, so I gave the friendly nod, and kept watching and bobbing my head, tapping my foot.
I look over and she is STARING AT MY CROTCH.
I thought, hey maybe she sees something on the floor, but NO, SHE IS STARING AT MY CROTCH.
I should let you know I have nothing interesting on my crotch, only jeans and a bland belt.
AND SHES JUST STARING FOR TWO WHOLE SONGS.
It was awkward.
And hott.
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At Warped I was hangin out with these 3 girls that my friend knew, and after they called his cell and asked if I was gay.
I don't know what I did that would make them think that.
I must ponder this.
Were you polite and not oogle their naughty parts?
I was kind of rude and I kept dry humping this one girl because she was telling me how much she hates it when people touch her and I felt like being a dick.
Speaking of such, I was watching Coheed and Cambria perform, and the girl in front of me was looking at me, so I gave the friendly nod, and kept watching and bobbing my head, tapping my foot.
I look over and she is STARING AT MY CROTCH.
I thought, hey maybe she sees something on the floor, but NO, SHE IS STARING AT MY CROTCH.
I should let you know I have nothing interesting on my crotch, only jeans and a bland belt.
AND SHES JUST STARING FOR TWO WHOLE SONGS.
It was awkward.
And hott.
Cleary she admired your pants. Are they of a special make and/or cut?
so you don't have a job and you won't work in fast food and you want to get in shape but have "no discipline" and can't turn down free fast food.
Here is how the rest of your life will go.
You will live with your parents until they kick you out, after which point you will bum around in nothing jobs smoking pot and being stupid. You will have two buddies who you don't really like but think are almost as pathetic as you. You will always be flabby, but will eventually develop a taste for UFC, and begin drinking sports drink and reading Ultimate Grappler magazine. You will meet a girl on the internet, but she will leave you for a guy she met playing WoW.
At Warped I was hangin out with these 3 girls that my friend knew, and after they called his cell and asked if I was gay.
I don't know what I did that would make them think that.
I must ponder this.
Were you polite and not oogle their naughty parts?
I was kind of rude and I kept dry humping this one girl because she was telling me how much she hates it when people touch her and I felt like being a dick.
Speaking of such, I was watching Coheed and Cambria perform, and the girl in front of me was looking at me, so I gave the friendly nod, and kept watching and bobbing my head, tapping my foot.
I look over and she is STARING AT MY CROTCH.
I thought, hey maybe she sees something on the floor, but NO, SHE IS STARING AT MY CROTCH.
I should let you know I have nothing interesting on my crotch, only jeans and a bland belt.
AND SHES JUST STARING FOR TWO WHOLE SONGS.
It was awkward.
And hott.
Cleary she admired your pants. Are they of a special make and/or cut?
Also, didja fuck 'er?
Average Bullhead jeans.
And no, on top of her kind of creeping me out she wasn't the best fish in the sea.
She was cute, but she had more facial hair than me.
so you don't have a job and you won't work in fast food and you want to get in shape but have "no discipline" and can't turn down free fast food.
Here is how the rest of your life will go.
You will live with your parents until they kick you out, after which point you will bum around in nothing jobs smoking pot and being stupid. You will have two buddies who you don't really like but think are almost as pathetic as you. You will always be flabby, but will eventually develop a taste for UFC, and begin drinking sports drink and reading Ultimate Grappler magazine. You will meet a girl on the internet, but she will leave you for a guy she met playing WoW.
You will die alone.
FUCKIN' HARSH. But funny. And it's not that I WON'T work in fast food, it's just kind of a last-resort thing. Also, I already like UFC and Gatorade and energy drinks. Because two of them are delicious and all of them are awesome.
so you don't have a job and you won't work in fast food and you want to get in shape but have "no discipline" and can't turn down free fast food.
Here is how the rest of your life will go.
You will live with your parents until they kick you out, after which point you will bum around in nothing jobs smoking pot and being stupid. You will have two buddies who you don't really like but think are almost as pathetic as you. You will always be flabby, but will eventually develop a taste for UFC, and begin drinking sports drink and reading Ultimate Grappler magazine. You will meet a girl on the internet, but she will leave you for a guy she met playing WoW.
You will die alone.
FUCKIN' HARSH. But funny. And it's not that I WON'T work in fast food, it's just kind of a last-resort thing. Also, I already like UFC and Gatorade and energy drinks. Because two of them are delicious and all of them are awesome.
so you don't have a job and you won't work in fast food and you want to get in shape but have "no discipline" and can't turn down free fast food.
Here is how the rest of your life will go.
You will live with your parents until they kick you out, after which point you will bum around in nothing jobs smoking pot and being stupid. You will have two buddies who you don't really like but think are almost as pathetic as you. You will always be flabby, but will eventually develop a taste for UFC, and begin drinking sports drink and reading Ultimate Grappler magazine. You will meet a girl on the internet, but she will leave you for a guy she met playing WoW.
You will die alone.
FUCKIN' HARSH. But funny. And it's not that I WON'T work in fast food, it's just kind of a last-resort thing. Also, I already like UFC and Gatorade and energy drinks. Because two of them are delicious and all of them are awesome.
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yeah I'm getting that
At Warped I was hangin out with these 3 girls that my friend knew, and after they called his cell and asked if I was gay.
I don't know what I did that would make them think that.
I must ponder this.
Were you polite and not oogling their naughty parts?
Edit: Grammar change.
i should stop, it's not helping
i'll try to stop!
I was kind of rude and I kept dry humping this one girl because she was telling me how much she hates it when people touch her and I felt like being a dick.
Speaking of such, I was watching Coheed and Cambria perform, and the girl in front of me was looking at me, so I gave the friendly nod, and kept watching and bobbing my head, tapping my foot.
I look over and she is STARING AT MY CROTCH.
I thought, hey maybe she sees something on the floor, but NO, SHE IS STARING AT MY CROTCH.
I should let you know I have nothing interesting on my crotch, only jeans and a bland belt.
AND SHES JUST STARING FOR TWO WHOLE SONGS.
It was awkward.
And hott.
Also, didja fuck 'er?
It's not hard as I only ever ate fast food about once a month anyway
I don't think I need to lose any weight. My doctor said maybe I should gradually gain some, but I'm going to go ahead and disregard that
Here is how the rest of your life will go.
You will live with your parents until they kick you out, after which point you will bum around in nothing jobs smoking pot and being stupid. You will have two buddies who you don't really like but think are almost as pathetic as you. You will always be flabby, but will eventually develop a taste for UFC, and begin drinking sports drink and reading Ultimate Grappler magazine. You will meet a girl on the internet, but she will leave you for a guy she met playing WoW.
You will die alone.
Average Bullhead jeans.
And no, on top of her kind of creeping me out she wasn't the best fish in the sea.
She was cute, but she had more facial hair than me.
I am looking forward to stirring that porridge
FUCKIN' HARSH. But funny. And it's not that I WON'T work in fast food, it's just kind of a last-resort thing. Also, I already like UFC and Gatorade and energy drinks. Because two of them are delicious and all of them are awesome.
Is that fun sized or ton sized?
Edit: Or both?
So basically you're telling me that I'm right.
pussy.
And yet you won't watch America's Next Top Model.
you don't get to question other people's taste in entertainment
no one laughed at the windmill thing though
that was pretty good
You just trash a guy with the whole "lol u got no life" bit and your patting yourself on te back for some 'good posting'?
Come now, Tube. I thought you knew better.
kill yourself