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Make a star out of me, SE++!
switzky21
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I'm determined to get into the school musical, which is Anything Goes, but I have no formal singing or dancing training, and apparently I will need it.
The auditions are in three weeks.
Teach me all you know, SE++. And I'll remember you all when my name is in LIGHTS!
The auditions are in three weeks.
Teach me all you know, SE++. And I'll remember you all when my name is in LIGHTS!
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but I doubt you have formal qualifications in that, either
I make 50 demo ones in word beforehand. It's a fine art.
also
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You need to tighten up the graphics on level three.
fuck the formal singing and dancing qualifications
can you sing or dance?
hell I do a lot of musical theater and am going to pursue dramatics and film for a career
every day i am surrounded by kids who do musical theater and dress in tights and study formal ballet
probably 15% of my friends are at least bisexual, and this town has an enormous homosexual population
yet somehow this is the gayest thing i've seen in a long goddamn time.
dude, you are on your own. Not for musical theater. For this thread. Prepare to get reamed.
Well, that was Plan A.
Oh dear God I hate that commercial.
Bad sterotyping all up in the bitch.
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
As for teaching dancing over the internet?
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Decently to the first, a little to the second.
HOWEVER.
It's a Tap musical. I cannot tapdance.
I almost forgot for a second.
I didn't, but almost.
ONE STAR
Blowing through my mind...
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
Extend each arm one at a time, palms down.
Turn palms up, one at a time.
Right hand to left shoulder.
Left hand to right shoulder.
Right hand above right ear.
Left hand above left ear.
Right hand to left hip.
Left hand to right hip.
Right hand to right hip.
Left hand to left hip.
Rotate hips.
Turn 90 degrees left.
Repeat.
The judges will love it.
Made it up myself.
I CALL DANCE PLAIGARISM ON YOU SIR
Hahaha get it
The thread title
"Make me a star"
not because it's a pun.
because it's shit.
can we make a special jailed condition for switzky where he's not allowed to make threads or post?
We can call it..."blanning".
Why would you want to be a part of this show? You aren't going to be getting any tail from doing it.
At least, not the tail that you'd want
But oh lordy I cannot sing
I'm actually getting enough tail already...
Although this will trigger an incredible flood of "OMG GHEY", I'm auditioning because I like being on stage, and like singing and dancing.
I call it the Graves shuffle.
Here's another.
To the right.
Take it back, now.
One hop this time.
Right foot, stomp.
Left foot, stomp.
Then you cha-cha real smooth.
Still have the tap shoes, I should sell them or something
What size?
oh wait.
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Seriously, though.
Great. That's stuck in my head now, you tremendous fucker.
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips...
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It was forced, but I was pretty damn good, especially for a 5 year old.
Also I feel as though my best bet in life would be to persue a career in acting.
I just don't know how that is accomplished.
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!
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Acting is too rough, oversaturated with hopefuls and relies too much on big breaks for me.
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