Acting is too rough, oversaturated with hopefuls and relies too much on big breaks for me.
"No, honey, keep the anaconda in the shot! He costs more per day than you do!"
yeah fuck that.
And I'm not a bad actor but I'm much better at finding what's wrong with other people's acting and how they can specifically change to make a scene/shot better than I am at applying the same stuff to myself.
It's obnoxious but it's what being a director is, besides framing shots and deciding on a lot of camera shit (which is important but not all on the director).
Jesus christ, Bill Bellemy is the most racist, unfunny comedian I have ever fucking seen.
This shit pisses me off, I'm fine with most jokes about white people. I get the fucking voice, but this fucker isn't even funny in his approach.
He's talkin about middle easterns on his flight, one infront, one in back. What does he say he does? Fuck it, I'm gonna stare at him the whole flight. laughs ensue.
He fucking admits seeing them on a plane makes him nervous.
How fucking racist is that?
Yeah, that joke would go over well with a white comic.
I was inline at mcdonalds and a black guy was behind me. Fuck that! I'm keepin an eye on you jamal!
How would that shit go over?
And I used a sterotypical name because mother fucker did the same with an arab name.
I don't fucking mind racist jokes, but if they're unfunny they're just fucking stupid. Be clever.
I doubt it, but hes on comedy central right now, and his opening jokes were nothing but stupid faces, unfunny jokes and a terrible redneck accent.
I love the fact that he's portraying white people as being racist to arabs, by using a sterotypical voice and saying that he himself doesn't feel comfortable around arabs
We have a car in our apartment complex with their alarm set to a 100ft radius apparently. The alarm goes off every 10 minutes. And the motherfucker who owns it can't hear it, so it goes off for about a half hour until some douchebag sets it off again ten minutes later.
I'm gonna break his fucking windows and give him a reason for the alarm to go off.
Jesus christ, Bill Bellemy is the most racist, unfunny comedian I have ever fucking seen.
This shit pisses me off, I'm fine with most jokes about white people. I get the fucking voice, but this fucker isn't even funny in his approach.
He's talkin about middle easterns on his flight, one infront, one in back. What does he say he does? Fuck it, I'm gonna stare at him the whole flight. laughs ensue.
He fucking admits seeing them on a plane makes him nervous.
How fucking racist is that?
Yeah, that joke would go over well with a white comic.
I was inline at mcdonalds and a black guy was behind me. Fuck that! I'm keepin an eye on you jamal!
How would that shit go over?
And I used a sterotypical name because mother fucker did the same with an arab name.
I don't fucking mind racist jokes, but if they're unfunny they're just fucking stupid. Be clever.
Jesus christ, Bill Bellemy is the most racist, unfunny comedian I have ever fucking seen.
This shit pisses me off, I'm fine with most jokes about white people. I get the fucking voice, but this fucker isn't even funny in his approach.
He's talkin about middle easterns on his flight, one infront, one in back. What does he say he does? Fuck it, I'm gonna stare at him the whole flight. laughs ensue.
He fucking admits seeing them on a plane makes him nervous.
How fucking racist is that?
Yeah, that joke would go over well with a white comic.
I was inline at mcdonalds and a black guy was behind me. Fuck that! I'm keepin an eye on you jamal!
How would that shit go over?
And I used a sterotypical name because mother fucker did the same with an arab name.
I don't fucking mind racist jokes, but if they're unfunny they're just fucking stupid. Be clever.
obviously you haven't encountered jim davidson
youtube his stand up. oh gosh.
Oh Chalky, you were the inspiration for a whole generation.
Go play massive amounts of DDR to learn how to dance. Extra points if you know RMD and can get him to help train you (though you might have to do a sidequest or two before he will take you on as a subordinate)
Kareoke Revolution will teach you how to sing, so make sure you grind on that a bit. Also dont just hum because thats a cheater faggot way to go out.
In fact play both at the same time on two tvs. If you can acomplish this then you will truely become a master of the High School Musical style.
Also to practice go down to your local ghetto and dance fight some of the kids down there. You know you are getting good based on how many of them you can "serve".
We have a car in our apartment complex with their alarm set to a 100ft radius apparently. The alarm goes off every 10 minutes. And the motherfucker who owns it can't hear it, so it goes off for about a half hour until some douchebag sets it off again ten minutes later.
I'm gonna break his fucking windows and give him a reason for the alarm to go off.
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That's the exact same reason I took tap :O
You put your right hand in, then you take it out.
Now put your left hand in and you shake it all about.
It's called the stop making threads.
Doot doot doot doot doo doooooo
yeah fuck that.
And I'm not a bad actor but I'm much better at finding what's wrong with other people's acting and how they can specifically change to make a scene/shot better than I am at applying the same stuff to myself.
It's obnoxious but it's what being a director is, besides framing shots and deciding on a lot of camera shit (which is important but not all on the director).
Heres all you need;
tappa tappa tappa.
I wish I had tappa tappa tappa when I was your age.
This shit pisses me off, I'm fine with most jokes about white people. I get the fucking voice, but this fucker isn't even funny in his approach.
He's talkin about middle easterns on his flight, one infront, one in back. What does he say he does? Fuck it, I'm gonna stare at him the whole flight. laughs ensue.
He fucking admits seeing them on a plane makes him nervous.
How fucking racist is that?
Yeah, that joke would go over well with a white comic.
I was inline at mcdonalds and a black guy was behind me. Fuck that! I'm keepin an eye on you jamal!
How would that shit go over?
And I used a sterotypical name because mother fucker did the same with an arab name.
I don't fucking mind racist jokes, but if they're unfunny they're just fucking stupid. Be clever.
I love the fact that he's portraying white people as being racist to arabs, by using a sterotypical voice and saying that he himself doesn't feel comfortable around arabs
We have a car in our apartment complex with their alarm set to a 100ft radius apparently. The alarm goes off every 10 minutes. And the motherfucker who owns it can't hear it, so it goes off for about a half hour until some douchebag sets it off again ten minutes later.
I'm gonna break his fucking windows and give him a reason for the alarm to go off.
obviously you haven't encountered jim davidson
youtube his stand up. oh gosh.
Or at least one, Larry the Cable guy.
That guy can go fuck himself. Or he could if he could reach around his fat ass to get to his anus.
This guy has got the worst sense of delivery I've ever seen. Motherfucker can't keep his thoughts straight for shit.
Kareoke Revolution will teach you how to sing, so make sure you grind on that a bit. Also dont just hum because thats a cheater faggot way to go out.
In fact play both at the same time on two tvs. If you can acomplish this then you will truely become a master of the High School Musical style.
Also to practice go down to your local ghetto and dance fight some of the kids down there. You know you are getting good based on how many of them you can "serve".
i know your pain
I need to trim it
Guys.
Oh my god guys.
So, I just got back from seeing King Lear, starring IAN FUCKING MACKELLAN...
So I walk into the theatre, and I swear to God, Geoffrey Rush is sitting a meter away from the entrance.
I love Melbourne.
Couldn't let you leave without knowing that up until this point, you are the shittiest thing about this thread could I?
Well I guess I could of, but I highly doubt your ability to be aware of this without some aid.
I AM
THE WARRIOR"
I was the captain of the ship
It was a small part to begin with, and they even cut me from a scene entirely, opting to give my lines to ship's persor or however you spell it
i got so far
but in the end
it doesn't really matter
someone did a 9/11 tribute video to that in my computer art class in high school
:?:
tribute.wmv
Hey I'm going to see them tomorrow!
hahahahahaha
Please tell me it was a graded assignment
This is fun
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
but it didn't really strike me as absurd until I heard that song on the radio and remembered the video