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Why can't you learn to god damn drive!?!

futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
If a parking spot is at an angle, you do not back into it.
Parking does not always happen in one go, sometime you will need to back out and fix it.
The dangers of talking on a cellphone while driving are not a myth.
The speed limit in a parking lot is not 35.


If they tell 16 year olds when they are about to get their license that "driving is a privilege not a right" then for fuck sakes why don't they take that privilege away from these god damned idiots on the road!?!!!!!

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i am an outstanding driver

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also, stop signs mean STOP. They do not mean "slow down to half your speed, then blow through once you're past the white line. They mean STOP.

    Also, assholes that do 10 under in a no passing zone, but do 50 over in a passing zone. Fuckers should die.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Ooooh, pedestrians (sadly) always have the right of way. This isn't Israel or Spain.

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    futility wrote: »
    Ooooh, pedestrians (sadly) always have the right of way. This isn't Israel or Spain.

    But this doesn't mean that pedestrians should be jumping into the middle of streets expecting the entire street to come to a screeching halt with no notice for them.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you know who is bad at driving

    college students

    and black people

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i almost got run over by an azn lady in a parking lot yesterday

    she was cutting through parking spaces

    stereotypin'

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    i am an outstanding driver

    Don't you drive off of four foot drops going 30 mph?

    The only place I can see that being done here is a wheel chair ramp.

    And those are for wheelchairs.


    Not trucks.






    I wonder if a guy in a wheelchair can legally drive up a wheel chair ramp.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    futility wrote: »
    If a parking spot is at an angle, you do not back into it.

    My stupid fucking city.
    Whenever there is angle in parking, there is always a sign that says "Reverse In Only"

    :|

    #pipe on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    She drives me crazy Oo Ooo
    Like no one else.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    futility wrote: »
    If a parking spot is at an angle, you do not back into it.

    What?

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    BLM - ACAB
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    To make a left turn you need to pull into the middle of the street when the light is green, it's the only way you're going to make the turn seeing as the philosophy of the other drivers is "yellow means go faster"

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    i am an outstanding driver

    Don't you drive off of four foot drops going 30 mph?

    The only place I can see that being done here is a wheel chair ramp.

    And those are for wheelchairs.


    Not trucks.






    I wonder if a guy in a wheelchair can legally drive up a wheel chair ramp.

    I was speaking more toward my driving skill and less toward the legality of my driving maneuvers.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    The most terrifying thing I have seen driving-wise?


    My sister texting people whilst driving.


    I never let her drive me anywhere unless there is no other possible way.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    If a parking spot is at an angle, you do not back into it.

    What?


    Y'know in a parking lot, where they have arrows indicating that cars can only travel one direction down certain lanes? Well when those lanes have angled spots, people seem to have started backing into them; so that when they leave the spot they'll then be traveling in the wrong direction.

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    you drive me right round baby right round

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    hey can someone post the punctuation friends comics tia

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    futility wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    If a parking spot is at an angle, you do not back into it.

    What?


    Y'know in a parking lot, where they have arrows indicating that cars can only travel one direction down certain lanes? Well when those lanes have angled spots, people seem to have started backing into them; so that when they leave the spot they'll then be traveling in the wrong direction.

    Oh, okay.


    Whenever I see some jackass with his fancy truck that he doesn't want to get dinged or whatever park over two spots, I always park right next to him anyway. My car is small enough that I can usually still fit in the space. I love it when I can park next to a car like that and block off the driver side door. And hey, it's not my fault that guy parked badly.

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    BLM - ACAB
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    i'm a shitty driver

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Life is a highway
    I wanna ride it
    All night long

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    sometimes i drive like an asshole to make people mad

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hey can someone post the punctuation friends comics tia

    This one?
    JK!

    Seriously though it is in the next spoiler
    20030707hcr3.jpg

    Was that it?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my cousin isn't a very good driver

    i hear she just got six points for speeding

    way to go, cuz

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    hey can someone post the punctuation friends comics tia

    hey now don't be dissin' my style dogg

    ALSO

    THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMwdAc1Dzfg

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    hey can someone post the punctuation friends comics tia

    Take your pick.
    20030707h.jpg

    20050418h.jpg

    20050902h.jpg

    20021011h.gif

    20041103h.jpg

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the speeding is funny because she has a crappy hyundai accent that barely accelerates

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    nah just kiddin i'm not that bad of a driver

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, I'm definitely an excellent driver.

    ActHoffmanRainman.jpg

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    BLM - ACAB
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    If a parking spot is at an angle, you do not back into it.

    What?


    Y'know in a parking lot, where they have arrows indicating that cars can only travel one direction down certain lanes? Well when those lanes have angled spots, people seem to have started backing into them; so that when they leave the spot they'll then be traveling in the wrong direction.

    Oh, okay.


    Whenever I see some jackass with his fancy truck that he doesn't want to get dinged or whatever park over two spots, I always park right next to him anyway. My car is small enough that I can usually still fit in the space. I love it when I can park next to a car like that and block off the driver side door. And hey, it's not my fault that guy parked badly.

    some guy honked in a Hummer H2 honked at me because i guess he couldn't fit into the turning lane

    and i was like "don't get mad at me because you're an asshole"

    hummers are completely necessary to drive in the suburbs of philadelphia

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    stupid youtube

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i hate people that block the entire entrance to a parking lot or something by sitting in the exact middle

    then they yell at me cause i wanna turn right and im just sitting there looking at them like theyre retarded

    tugga on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i'm a pretty good driver

    my dad taught me

    which leads straight into my complex of driving worse when he's in the car because i start thinking less, subconsciously expecting him to tell me things

    which he does

    in the form of yelling

    goddammit dad, stop

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    futility wrote: »

    Sweet lord, yes. I am going to print out a bunch of these on the printer at work tomorrow and keep them in the car.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'm a pretty good driver

    my dad taught me

    which leads straight into my complex of driving worse when he's in the car because i start thinking less, subconsciously expecting him to tell me things

    which he does

    in the form of yelling

    goddammit dad, stop

    i only have my permit right now, so my dad's always there

    and i'll be fine

    and then he'll yell at me for something that i didn't do but could have done, and then i start freaking the fuck out and almost get in accidents

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    thanks geek <3

    also 150cc i paused david bowie to play that youtube thing and now it is not coming up

    i am rapidly losing valuable david bowie time

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    STOP FUCKING MY CAR, DAD

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    anyone who hates hummers is a complete moron

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I heard that in Italy, you get points put on your license if you dont drive drunk and hit pedestrians.

    Even the pope is subject to these rules.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    hummers are completely necessary to drive in the suburbs of philadelphia

    You seem to have an extra seven words there at the end of the sentence.

    Also, you're missing an "un".

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I only got my driver's license a month ago but I think I'm a perfectly good driver. I occasionally have to try like two or three times to get parking right though. Parallel parking I'm just planning on avoiding completely, I barely even did it right on the test and I thought they would fail me for that.

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