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I believe in the candy bar it is a thing
Riotcow
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Registered User, ClubPA regular
it is a thing a concept which many underestimate
i beseech you
i do beg you to eat one
i beseech you
i do beg you to eat one
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the bees are back
it was okay
Not the bees!
Candy bars are awesome, as long as they're Milky Way Midnights.
Yesterday, I almost bought a 3 Musketeers at the vending machine though.
Get in the van.
vending machine donuts are always a letdown
you walk past and go "hey... donuts"
maybe they'll be better than last time?
they're not
not ever
perhaps another
Generally, I don't care for chocolate.
but they're always just good enough
What if last time you got powdered sugar and this time they have chocolate?
So very true. I wonder if there are any pretzels left downstairs...
Keep your nuts out of my bar.
Fuckin' dyke cunt.
with chocolate chips in them
mm
You would think it would at least have the decency to make me fat.
But it hasn't even given me that courtesy/incentive to eat less of it.
you're freebasing on donuts
I'M SORRY FOR HAVING A LITTLE GODDAMN FAITH IN A CONFECTIONARY DELIGHT OF UNINTERRUPTED SMOOTHNESS.
He spent way too long trying to fill it.
It still hurts when I crunch down on some super sweet chocolate.
I'm gonna ask for my fuckin' money back from this quack.
They all have the same foamy yellowish inside. You know, the kind that makes you go "why does this not qualify as insulation? Who dictated this to be donut?" Then you demand justice.
ARE YOU ALSO SORRY FOR NOT GETTING THE DAMN JOKE?
Since then, the Baby Ruths have been replaced by Twix. Two rows of Twix.
It is basically like smoking food or injecting the concept of flavor IV into your cerebral cortex.
eating lots of sour patch kids kills my tongue for like three days
But...but....what about the peanuts??
Also, peanut butter twix are a delightful confectionary indulgence.
Cookies n' Cream Twix were so good.
FACT: Most foods would kill you if enough of it was injected into your veins!
because
it is
candybars
STATEMENT: TO THE PIZZERIA!
People will ask me if I want a candy bar and I'll get all excited. Then they hand me a Twix and it's a giant let down like my 8th birthday party again and all I want to do is cry.
But I just take the Twix because I don't want to be rude.