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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you have to admit

    it was a luring setup

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    -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ... also, his version does explain the pyramids, too.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I left out the part where I used my newfound powers to invent the Chipotle burrito, the pinnacle of human food. Can you beat that?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Chipotle is crap.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What the fuck is chipotle? I've yet to ever see one of these places.

    Qdoba or La Bamba are clearly the burrito kings.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Chipotle is basically McDonald's attempt to break into the healthy mex trend. I mean, there's worse mexican food but there's also much better than Chipotle.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm mistaken, McDonald's no longer holds a majority interest in Chipotle.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You Chipotle-doubting heathens are getting off-topic.

    And by "topic," I mean the superpowers I got from an electric shock and my Wii.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    go back to stuffing your face with faux mexican food you fatty

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    And now you are doubting my manly athletic physique. I'm a swimmer, dude. Our coach said we could eat whatever we want, because we're just going to burn it off during practice.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    That's cool, but I know a gal who was a swimmer in high school and college and was in the same situation, but now that she's been out of college and is in her early 30's she's facing the cold hard reality that she can't keep that physique up even though she's now watching what she eats.

    She's still hot though.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh, I intend to keep up with it after I graduate. I hate it, it's hard and terrifying, but it's better than getting fat, or watching what I eat. Neither of those sit well with me.

    Plus, I like working out. I get to show off my muscles and such.
    My muscles are also related to my superpowers.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah but once you hit your 30's you will NOT be able to keep up that physique and you'll see the creep set in. You can still stay in relatively great shape, just accept the fact that you won't have the body you did when you were twenty.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I meant I would keep up with swimming. Surely I will at least be presentable if I swim regularly?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Like I said, you'll still be in relatively great shape but just be aware that aging is normal and you can't stop it. I've known a number of people that got all mopey when they realized they couldn't keep up the unrealistic expectations they had for their bodies.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, sure, I've always assumed I would age at some point.

    I don't see what this has to do with my getting shocked by a Wii cord.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I was trying to ease you into this, but your secret power you got from being shocked is Alzheimer's.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well played.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    good thing i'll never get that old!

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Because you'll be dead, right?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I know I won't because every night before bed I pray to god to keep me from getting old

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    being old is actually pretty rad

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm 27.... I won't see 40, not a chance, I'll be doing good to see 30

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think being old would be pretty cool.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll never be fat

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm 27.... I won't see 40, not a chance, I'll be doing good to see 30
    I was going to make some joke about how you just have to believe, which reminded me of when my father died from a combination of a brain tumor and a stroke. He was in the icu for almost a week, pretty much comatose before he went tits up. The rest of my family are devout Christians and they were praying and such (I was still a Christian then as well) and there was this lady my dad was friends with who was even more evangelical than any of my family.

    While my dad was lying in the hospital dying, she had the balls to assert that he wasn't getting better because we didn't have enough faith. Even my mom was outraged and we never talked to the cunt again.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I would have woken up just to smack her across the face.

    Then promptly died.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I would have tried to make my head explode all over her.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    It would be funny if I happened to run into her and find out she has terminal cancer.
    "Where's your god now bitch?"

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What a fucking bitch.


    Did you rape her with a jesus dildo.

    THIS IS WHAT FAITH BRINGS YOU!

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    LoathingLoathing Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    The office next to my cubicle coral was flooded about a week ago. Not with water, but with caustic copper bath. And we have a ton of custon shielding test equipment in there. I think one of our forklift drivers got fired for it.

    I got to spend the day jumping around on a floor of pink "pig" hazmat soaking pillows like it was a moonwalk....me, a batty little scientist, and 3 big, fat crusty engineers.

    Class B Hazmat Suit and absorbant packages. When I took Hazmat Ops they made us jog 200 meters in those plus SCBA, all duct taped up too.

    Never used a Hazmat suit, but iv done done Ops in full NBCD suits:
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    The warm up consisted of 45 minutes of exercise which was followed by 15-20 minutes of running.

    Sucked so hard.

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