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Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSURegistered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
if god was a super-attractive lady would you Fuck god, given the opportunity


this question is for everyone

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    no i would probably become a satanist out of jealousy though

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    war, war never changes...

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    would god have titties so rude even she could motorboat'em?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    depends on if i was married to god

    i doubt alanis morrisette approves of promiscuity

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If your uncle Jack was stuck on a fence etc etc

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    basically your sexual ideal

    would you?

    I would

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    man, skull mans back

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    an answer

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
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    I was going to do that. /sigh

    And yes.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yes id fuck god right in her tight little pooper

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i don't think i've ever motorboat'd a girl.

    hm.

    this should change.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This is so hat

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    i don't think i've ever motorboat'd a girl.

    hm.

    this should change.

    I can't really imagine you doing this.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    id fuck her so hard the entire anti-sodomy stance would fly right out of the bible

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    is it wrong that i don't know what motor boating refers to?
    unless it is like, making that noise .. but isn't that called giving a raspberry, regardless?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    No. I would not fuck my ideal woman.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    i don't think i've ever motorboat'd a girl.

    hm.

    this should change.

    I can't really imagine you doing this.

    The fact that you imagine me doing anything is kind of creepy, Ore.

    Also how's things? IRC chat still up and running?

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mully wrote: »
    is it wrong that i don't know what motor boating refers to?
    unless it is like, making that noise .. but isn't that called giving a raspberry, regardless?

    its making that noise


    but its all location location location in that sense

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    The fuck am I saying? I'd fuck her blind.
    EDIT Motorboating combines the raspberry noise and tits.

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    i don't think i've ever motorboat'd a girl.

    hm.

    this should change.

    I can't really imagine you doing this.

    The fact that you imagine me doing anything is kind of creepy, Ore.

    Also how's things? IRC chat still up and running?

    It's up.

    Running.... that's a different story.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Wait does God do that scream shit like in Dogma when she orgasms?

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Wait does God do that scream shit like in Dogma when she orgasms?

    earmuffs

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    no one talk about Dogma

    stop it now

    you can however talk about Dogman

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Wait does God do that scream shit like in Dogma when she orgasms?

    Does it matter?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Would I fuck Lisa Loeb if she were God? Hell yes, I'd ruin that shit.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Why can't we talk about Dogma? It is pretty relevant.

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i will talk about dog man he is a man who also might like or be a dog

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Wait does God do that scream shit like in Dogma when she orgasms?

    Part of me says "The screaming would be awesome."
    Another part says "That scream fucked shit up."

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ah.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    your sexual ideal

    mostly I am curious as to what she would look like

    I mean he hurf durf

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Wait does God do that scream shit like in Dogma when she orgasms?

    Does it matter?

    Well I mean yeah maybe. I think I'd rather get it on with a bunch more not entirely perfect in every way chicks instead of one absolutely perfect chick who happens to unmake my existence at the end of it all.


    This is a better question right here.

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Wait does God do that scream shit like in Dogma when she orgasms?

    Does it matter?

    Well I mean yeah maybe. I think I'd rather get it on with a bunch more not entirely perfect in every way chicks instead of one absolutely perfect chick who happens to unmake my existence at the end of it all.


    This is a better question right here.

    Fuck, who said you have to make her orgasm? I mean, the question is, would you fuck god? Not would you pleasure god.

    Jeez

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man, new question time. Change the question. Would you rather fuck your complete sexual ideal, perfect in every way, and die immediately after, or not, and live knowing that nobody can measure up to this?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You'd have to fuck God from behind because you wouldn't be able to look Her in the face without dropping dead.

    Real Old Testament like.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mully wrote: »
    no i would probably become a satanist out of jealousy though

    Aww man Satanists have it so good.

    I'd become one but I'm not into eating shit.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Skull Man, new question time. Change the question. Would you rather fuck your complete sexual ideal, perfect in every way, and die immediately after, or not, and live knowing that nobody can measure up to this?

    that's a stupid question

    fuck your question, is what I'd like to do

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    if god was a super-attractive lady would you Fuck god, given the opportunity


    this question is for everyone

    no
    i would have god grow a pair
    and also a penis

    then we'd go clubbing.
    :whistle:

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Skull Man, new question time. Change the question. Would you rather fuck your complete sexual ideal, perfect in every way, and die immediately after, or not, and live knowing that nobody can measure up to this?

    I'd die immediately after.
    It's like, I just had the best fucking dinner in the world. Do I want to spend the rest of my life eating Burger King?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Skull Man, new question time. Change the question. Would you rather fuck your complete sexual ideal, perfect in every way, and die immediately after, or not, and live knowing that nobody can measure up to this?

    I'd die immediately after.
    It's like, I just had the best fucking dinner in the world. Do I want to spend the rest of my life eating Burger King?

    See I am the other way around. While, yeah, quality is generally superior to quantity, this is really only true to a point.

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