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[DEAD THREAD] BANG! El Phalla

Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Critical Failures
Working on this thread now. Expect a couple of updates.

IF YOU ARE ALIVE, STAY OUT OF THIS THREAD.













































REALLY.

Okay, all the living gone? Alright. Good.

You deadies do have a bit to do. Each night, !vote for a player that you want to receive a random item. If they're alive at the end of the night, they'll stub their toe as they're walking home and happen to find a shiny new item lying at their feet.

If the game is still going on on day 5, the town will be transformed into a Ghost Town. Dead players may post freely in the main thread on this day, and may cast votes as if they were alive. Yes, you still get to distribute an item on this day.

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SWEET FIRST POST

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I guess I can only talk to myself here for a while.

    wait

    are you allowed to talk here, buzz buzz?

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I will do my best to fill this page, Hakke.

    Just because you took my item.

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Maybe.

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm glad that if anyone did it was you.

    sniff.

    (I'm not sure what that means)

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    shit, buzz buzz ruining my posting spree.

    it's hard to fill stuff up when you have post timers

    30 seconds is too long

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think I'm going crazy with loneliness.

    someone had better come console me quickly before I start cutting.

    I'm not sure what I can cut though.


    ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

    I've never done that before.


    (shit dont ban me munkus, hero-trio bond and stuff)

    (but bogey is encouraging me, he is a mod, I am so confused and lonely)

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Um, sorry about the dynamite. I hate to kill a man I don't even know.

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    heh

    no worries
    sort of an interesting turn of events though

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's been a while since I've lived beyond day two...

    I'm now 0-2 in Phalla Rock-Paper-Scissory.

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm 0-1 vs dynamite.

    though I'm not sure it ever gets much better than that.

    I guess 0-0.

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I apologize for the late notice on this, but you deadies have an ability. The first vote will close tonight at 9 pm PDT, so in a little less than 4 hours.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Is there going to be any legitimate way for information in this thread to make it to any or all of the living? You can tell me, we're pals, right?

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I !vote for Bliss 101

    *shrugs*

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Is there going to be any legitimate way for information in this thread to make it to any or all of the living? You can tell me, we're pals, right?
    That depends entirely on how well your colleagues do.

    If the village makes it to day 5, I reckon it'll be a Ghost Town.

    More info on this to be put in the OP when I finish it.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hay guys wats going on in this thread?

    FWD, you didn't figure out how the dynamite worked after how Akimbo died? :P


    Anywho, I hope someone kills frandel. He's an outlaw for sure. As for items...

    !Itemize Ardor because he's smart enough to use it.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm not a big fan of Blizz's calculations. Items that actually, you know, affect people, are just asking for retribution.

    I have a feeling that maybe Tehspectre used the dynamite and then posted several times afterwards as a ploy to show that he's not particularly afeared of dying, but that's a risky scam that most people wouldn't even think twice about.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    I'm not a big fan of Blizz's calculations. Items that actually, you know, affect people, are just asking for retribuation.

    I have a feeling that maybe Tehspectre used the dynamite and then posted several times afterwards as a ploy to show that he's not particularly afeared of dying, but that's a risky scam that most people wouldn't even think twice about.
    No he's just CRAZY!!!

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'd like to give another item to Saburbia, since he actually managed to kill a bad guy with his first shot.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'd like to give another item to Saburbia, since he actually managed to kill a bad guy with his first shot.
    I'd do that as well, but I expect the bad guys would want to seek revenge, and would want to off him ASAP. :|

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    I'd like to give another item to Saburbia, since he actually managed to kill a bad guy with his first shot.
    I'd do that as well, but I expect the bad guys would want to seek revenge, and would want to off him ASAP. :|

    That's just what they want you to think!

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    I'd like to give another item to Saburbia, since he actually managed to kill a bad guy with his first shot.
    I'd do that as well, but I expect the bad guys would want to seek revenge, and would want to off him ASAP. :|

    That's just what they want you to think!
    If someone BANGS frandel, I'll glady give Saburbia the item. :lol:

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Okay, I'll vote for the wook.

    I refuse to cooperate with any plan involving Saburbia in any fashion, and the wook has a slightly smaller chance of dying, as well as currently still having an item at his disposal(unless something happened while I was away). He's my family member. No power except...uh, he's innocent.

    Edit-Besides, I owe him something for being a shitty brother.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ORLY?

    !retract Saburbia, !itemize The Wook

    But what do you have against Sab?

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm not an outlaw, you dolts. I'm a Renegade. A well-armed and sexy man who doesn't want to see this town overrun by outlaws, even if it means goin' a bit outside of the law myself.

    So my point is that Saburbia is a dick, and we should kill him or something.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm not an outlaw, you dolts. I'm a Renegade. A well-armed and sexy man who doesn't want to see this town overrun by outlaws, even if it means goin' a bit outside of the law myself.

    So my point is that Saburbia is a dick, and we should kill him or something.
    Nice try, Zarflax. Everyone here knows that the sexiest man here is numbero uno. 8-)

    Oh, and your renegade role probably wants everyone dead, outlaws, deputies, and sheriff alike. What we want to know is...do you have a posse, punk?

    !Retract Ardor and !Itemize Wooky

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm not an outlaw, you dolts. I'm a Renegade. A well-armed and sexy man who doesn't want to see this town overrun by outlaws, even if it means goin' a bit outside of the law myself.

    So my point is that Saburbia is a dick, and we should kill him or something.

    I <3 you, DËTHKÖK.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    I'm not an outlaw, you dolts. I'm a Renegade. A well-armed and sexy man who doesn't want to see this town overrun by outlaws, even if it means goin' a bit outside of the law myself.

    So my point is that Saburbia is a dick, and we should kill him or something.

    I <3 you, DËTHKÖK.
    I'm really pissed at Saburbia, because the one time I get a really cool role, he shoots me for no reason.

    But yeah, I'm not the sexiest, but I'm pretty damn sexy. And I'm fightin' the outlaws, so I guess that makes me good.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    And Sab's name is El Gringo. Man, what an outlawish name.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, that was abrupt.

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  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This seems like a nice cozy place.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This seems like a nice cozy place.
    It is full of internet rage. RAGE!

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  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This seems like a nice cozy place.
    It is full of internet rage. RAGE!

    Isn't that typically called angst?

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This seems like a nice cozy place.
    It is full of internet rage. RAGE!

    Isn't that typically called angst?
    Shut up! I hate you and the closed mindset you represent!

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    'sup guys.

    the wook didn't get his item last night, since he died. Better luck tonight. :)

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Muahahaha day 1 death again!

    Let's see how long I can keep this up.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    rawr braaiinnsss...

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    'sup guys.

    the wook didn't get his item last night, since he died. Better luck tonight. :)
    Fat chance of that.

    Fellas, I believe we have a stinkin' rat in this place.

    !BANG Chuck E. Cheeze

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    'sup guys.

    the wook didn't get his item last night, since he died. Better luck tonight. :)
    Fat chance of that.

    Fellas, I believe we have a stinkin' rat in this place.

    !BANG Chuck E. Cheeze

    I was wondering the same thing.

    For now, !itemize Ardor since he seems to be on the up and up, and lord knows he could use some help in not dying.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !itemizing Ardor sounds like a great idea!

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