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Don't fuck with Glenn Close
loverockchild
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I've been watching Damages on FX Tuesdays at 10. This show has been goin' for a little bit and at this point it's plot is getting pretty deep.
These spoilers should get you started:
The main chick is all bloody and goes to the police station and asks for a lawyer.
flashback.
Soo
The main chick is really hot and I'm like rootin' for her.
Glenn close is a good actress and totally schools everyone who tries to step to her. They all try to piss her off and she just smiles at them. After the third episode she's startin' to look not bad too.
Oh and Ted Danson's little asshole lawyer is totally General Edmund Duke's lil bro.
Even though the last episode tried to cram a lot in I'm totally diggin this show.
Guess what I'm trying to say is
It's way better than Static Shock 8-)
These spoilers should get you started:
The main chick is all bloody and goes to the police station and asks for a lawyer.
flashback.
So this young twentyish chick got a job offer from this really respected chick lawyer and that's where the show starts. She turned a job offer from some old lawyer dude down to work with Patty Hewes. Old dude warns her that her job will be dangerous.
Patty Hewes is lawyering for these workers that got dumped off by their Company owner Fun With Dick And Jane style. The dude offers them $100 million for a settlement and Patty has to talk them out of taking it even though it seems like she doesn't have a case.
Apparently it was this one dude the main chick knows' fault so Patty fired his ass.
The main chick just moved in with her fiance. Fiance's sister totally got a huge investment from the big bad dude who fucked his company over after she catered an event for him in Florida. So she starts to set up her own restaurant in New York.
Main chick finds this out and wonders if her fiance's sis was the only reason she was hired, so she asks the one dude she knew who got fired and he's all like nah. Patty wants to question the blonde chick AKA sis and blondy doesn't want to.
Meanwhile Arthur Frobisher the old asshole who fucked his employees over is harassing sis with his lawyer to sign a keep your fuckin' lips closed paper. Thugs start waiting outside blondie's store and following her around places.
So Blondie goes home and finds her dog stabbed to death and a QUIET note on her wall. flipping out happens. She goes to main character and is all ok babe I'll go talk to your boss. Last scene of the first episode is Patty talking to the dude she fired at her house thanking him for taking care of something, then she throws the dog's collar in her lake. OOOOOOOOOooooo()()() suspense...
Patty Hewes is lawyering for these workers that got dumped off by their Company owner Fun With Dick And Jane style. The dude offers them $100 million for a settlement and Patty has to talk them out of taking it even though it seems like she doesn't have a case.
Apparently it was this one dude the main chick knows' fault so Patty fired his ass.
The main chick just moved in with her fiance. Fiance's sister totally got a huge investment from the big bad dude who fucked his company over after she catered an event for him in Florida. So she starts to set up her own restaurant in New York.
Main chick finds this out and wonders if her fiance's sis was the only reason she was hired, so she asks the one dude she knew who got fired and he's all like nah. Patty wants to question the blonde chick AKA sis and blondy doesn't want to.
Meanwhile Arthur Frobisher the old asshole who fucked his employees over is harassing sis with his lawyer to sign a keep your fuckin' lips closed paper. Thugs start waiting outside blondie's store and following her around places.
So Blondie goes home and finds her dog stabbed to death and a QUIET note on her wall. flipping out happens. She goes to main character and is all ok babe I'll go talk to your boss. Last scene of the first episode is Patty talking to the dude she fired at her house thanking him for taking care of something, then she throws the dog's collar in her lake. OOOOOOOOOooooo()()() suspense...
Soo
The main chick is really hot and I'm like rootin' for her.
Glenn close is a good actress and totally schools everyone who tries to step to her. They all try to piss her off and she just smiles at them. After the third episode she's startin' to look not bad too.
Oh and Ted Danson's little asshole lawyer is totally General Edmund Duke's lil bro.
Even though the last episode tried to cram a lot in I'm totally diggin this show.
Guess what I'm trying to say is
It's way better than Static Shock 8-)
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since he compared it to static shock
I was just sayin'
Everything I type is encrypted with rot-26.
Sorry I'm not as good as you. Please accept me even though I watch shows on TV sometimes.
Fatal Attraction taught us this 20 years ago.
God, you damn kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
i wish we had picked the riotcow thread
Not stopping you
There'll always be another one. Try something new.
Lie down on the couch.
Are there any TV shows that don't involve corporations?
I can't tell if you're joking.
but all the new things aren't as good as the old things
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
No.
You know, except for the last season where they just started having random famous people on the show and giving them super powers.
Alternatively, Hoop Squad.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
We'll make this guy New Riotcow. Then, when everyone hates him, we’ll bring back Riotcow Classic and make billions.
deeper than my second sphincter
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
larlar you're a genius
Exaaaaaaactly.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=14762&highlight=static+shock
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
"DEXTER'S TRUANCY PROBLEM IS WAY OUT OF HAND!"
what is it?
"Everyone is hiding something."
"So what are you hiding?"
CUT TO RAIN FALLING OFF ROOF OR SOME SHIT
oh wow hurfdurfdurf