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Unicru is balls

HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
Why do I always show up as a pedophile on these damn things? Honestly, what the fuck?

From now on, it's in-store application or bust. It sucks extra hard that places like Borders and Blockbuster only take Unicru and nothing else.

Has anyone actually gotten a job through a unicru application?

As a side story, there's a new Kohls opening, and I tried to apply, but Kohls is hells classy and you need years of retail experience for them to even consider you.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't understand your words.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I heard blockbuster isn't particularly hard to get a job at.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Unicru is a company that makes online job applications. The applications have about a hundred extremely vague questions that are asked in repetition both forwards and backwards in an effort to confuse or catch the applicant off guard. I've never even gotten a call back or an interview from a unicru application, even when I go in and chat with the managers in an effort to show them I'm a normal human being.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Trexy wrote: »
    I heard blockbuster isn't particularly hard to get a job at.
    unless you're a pedophile apparently

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    kohls is classy?

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Why don't you take a seat?"

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Isn't that the giant planet transformer?

    He thinks you're a pedophile?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Why don't you just submit a regular resume?

    Like a regular person?

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kohls isn't hlaf bad to get a job at in Missouri. I got a friend who did it after a year at Sam's being his only experience.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    kohls is not classy, boy

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Isn't that the giant planet transformer?

    He thinks you're a pedophile?

    I also thought this was about a transformer.

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It is acceptable to take young boys in to the backroom if they get separated from their parents.

    o Strongly Agree
    o Agree
    o Disagree
    o Strongly Disagree

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Here's a handy tip I picked up when filling out online applications and personality quizzes for dating sites: Get a sticky-note and tape it to your monitor. On the sticky note, write in big black letters "DON'T TALK ABOUT FUCKING LITTLE KIDS!" as a way to remind you to not talk about fucking little kids.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Goddamned judgemental transformers.

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Trexy wrote: »
    It is acceptable to take young boys in to the backroom if they get separated from their parents.
    Strongly Agree
    Agree
    Disagree
    Strongly Disagree

    Strongly agree! :winky:

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The best way to calm down a confused child is to make them take off their pants
    Strongly agree
    Agree
    Disagree
    Strongly Disagree

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    kohls is classy?

    They rented a hotel off the freeway, and are having a job fair at it. Applicants must show up in fancy attire with contact information for four professional references.

    Even for part timers or seasonal applicants.

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    How's the dating site thing working out anyway

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    unicron doesn't care about black people

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    How's the dating site thing working out anyway

    so many little kids!!! :D

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    kohls is classy?

    They rented a hotel off the freeway, and are having a job fair at it. Applicants must show up in fancy attire with contact information for four professional references.

    Even for part timers or seasonal applicants.
    they can do whatever they want

    kohls, the store, isn't classy

    it's a wannabe macy's

    and most suburban macys? they aren't classy. no sir.

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On man Timothy, those pants look stifling

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Years of retail experience for Kohls? My roommate got the job 3 years ago as a part itme thing, and it was her first job ever. Maybe they just don't want pedos working for them.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Classy is nordstrom.

    And by classy I mean it's over priced.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll probably go apply once they're open for realz and I don't have to attend some crazy catch-all seminar.

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    How's the dating site thing working out anyway

    so many little kids!!! :D

    oh fuck I just got the stern "wtf are you laughing at during our meeting" look from my boss

    el oh el.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Why don't you just submit a regular resume?

    Like a regular person?

    Because some places you can't. I'm trying to get a job at a CVS pharmacy, and I went in and talked to them, but you HAVE to go online to apply, and use the fucking stupid Unicru bullshit. It's the only way

    The questions are so retarded, I don't even understand the point

    It is maddening when a murderer is let free from jail:
    - Strongly Disagree
    - Disagree
    - Agree
    - Strongly Agree

    That is a real question they ask.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    kohls is classy?

    They rented a hotel off the freeway, and are having a job fair at it. Applicants must show up in fancy attire with contact information for four professional references.

    Even for part timers or seasonal applicants.
    Hey dumbass, practically any company is going to want references

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That's really fucked up.

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Here's a hint; Answer no.
    "Are you a pedophile?"
    [] Yes
    [] No
    [] Maybe

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    kohls is classy?

    They rented a hotel off the freeway, and are having a job fair at it. Applicants must show up in fancy attire with contact information for four professional references.

    Even for part timers or seasonal applicants.
    Hey dumbass, practically any company is going to want references

    Man, all I want to be is a part time stocker or register biscuit or something that pays low and provides experience. I don't see why I need references to move boxes and hang up shirts.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Hair down there, best beware.

    - Strongly Disagree
    - Disagree
    - Agree
    - Strongly Agree

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    Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I got a job at Best Buy doing that sort of application.

    Of course, I am not a pedophile, that probably helped.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    kohls is classy?

    They rented a hotel off the freeway, and are having a job fair at it. Applicants must show up in fancy attire with contact information for four professional references.

    Even for part timers or seasonal applicants.
    Hey dumbass, practically any company is going to want references

    Man, all I want to be is a part time stocker or register biscuit or something that pays low and provides experience. I don't see why I need references to move boxes and hang up shirts.

    Guess what: It isn't up to you.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Why don't you just submit a regular resume?

    Like a regular person?

    Because some places you can't. I'm trying to get a job at a CVS pharmacy, and I went in and talked to them, but you HAVE to go online to apply, and use the fucking stupid Unicru bullshit. It's the only way

    The questions are so retarded, I don't even understand the point

    It is maddening when a murderer is let free from jail:
    - Strongly Disagree
    - Disagree
    - Agree
    - Strongly Agree

    That is a real question they ask.

    I think for that one you're supposed to answer no to show you don't get upset easily. Which is fucking silly.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Why don't you just submit a regular resume?

    Like a regular person?

    Because some places you can't. I'm trying to get a job at a CVS pharmacy, and I went in and talked to them, but you HAVE to go online to apply, and use the fucking stupid Unicru bullshit. It's the only way

    The questions are so retarded, I don't even understand the point

    It is maddening when a murderer is let free from jail:
    - Strongly Disagree
    - Disagree
    - Agree
    - Strongly Agree

    That is a real question they ask.
    I hate questions like that.

    It's a little too black and white.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Isn't it relatively easy to bullshit your way through those type of tests? Like always use the strongly option and don't put stuff down that a pedo would say?

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