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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If someone deserves to be criticized, their life would be better if you criticized them, and no was watching, not even Jesus, it is alright to criticize someone.

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Trexy wrote: »
    I heard blockbuster isn't particularly hard to get a job at.
    unless you're a pedophile apparently
    Talk of molesting 12 year olds isn't really suitable content for the PAX forum.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Your perfect sunday is COCKS DICKS LOL
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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Is it really that hard for you to come up with references?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    denihilist wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Trexy wrote: »
    I heard blockbuster isn't particularly hard to get a job at.
    unless you're a pedophile apparently
    Talk of molesting 12 year olds isn't really suitable content for the PAX forum.
    o Strongly Disagree

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    Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Isn't it relatively easy to bullshit your way through those type of tests? Like always use the strongly option and don't put stuff down that a pedo would say?

    I wouldn't use the 'Strongly' option on everything. Nobody wants to hire someone who gets worked up over every little thing.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sometimes when a hot little kid walks by you've just gotta whip it out and start jerking it behind the counter:

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It is permissible to have sexual relations with little kids;

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    Is it really that hard for you to come up with references?

    I've never had a job, I go to community college, and I graduated from high school well over a year ago. I don't know who/what I'd use for a reference.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hint: don't use your parents

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    Is it really that hard for you to come up with references?

    I've never had a job, I go to community college, and I graduated from high school well over a year ago. I don't know who/what I'd use for a reference.

    When I was getting my first job I just put down neighbours or relatives who have a different last name than me.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    When working with children, it is acceptable to wink and use sexually suggestive language;

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    -It's not not okay

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    Is it really that hard for you to come up with references?

    I've never had a job, I go to community college, and I graduated from high school well over a year ago. I don't know who/what I'd use for a reference.

    I find myself wondering just how far we can take this "fucking little kids" joke before one of us gets fucked up for it.

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    Is it really that hard for you to come up with references?

    I've never had a job, I go to community college, and I graduated from high school well over a year ago. I don't know who/what I'd use for a reference.

    your instructors, primarily, provided you have a decent relationship with them.

    Or hell, just give them Tube's phone number.

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    Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    Is it really that hard for you to come up with references?

    I've never had a job, I go to community college, and I graduated from high school well over a year ago. I don't know who/what I'd use for a reference.

    Teachers usually work well for that.

    When I filled out the online app I used a couple of friends.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    Is it really that hard for you to come up with references?

    I've never had a job, I go to community college, and I graduated from high school well over a year ago. I don't know who/what I'd use for a reference.

    When I was getting my first job I just put down neighbours or relatives who have a different last name than me.

    :|

    My father is crazy, and he has shut off contact with both neighbors and relatives outside of this house. He's probably right about the neighbors, as the last one overdosed on crack and the new ones stay up drinking all night and yell incoherent jibberish at me when I get home each night.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Hand gestures cannot be submitted as lewd or improper behavior in a court of law.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A good word from a crack head is worth a thousand from anyone else.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "List 3 of your previous occupations"
    1. Photographer
    2. Assistant Gym coach
    3. Pediatrician

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Chocolate Rain:
    o Stay dry
    o Stay kind of dry
    o Moderate discomfort
    o Feel the pain

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've never had any place that hired me actually check my references.

    They've verified my employment at previous jobs, but that's about it.

    I would just put down a few friends, and make up some bullshit you worked together on. I'm sure there's something you can find to stretch the truth about.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Candy will rot your teeth but it will also get you some fresh boy anus

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You can use parents if you've worked for them, obviously.

    You can use friends if they have fancy titles. Once I put down my friend (he TAs at a museum) as Manager of the Student Outreach Organization

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SojakFA wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    Is it really that hard for you to come up with references?

    I've never had a job, I go to community college, and I graduated from high school well over a year ago. I don't know who/what I'd use for a reference.

    Teachers usually work well for that.

    When I filled out the online app I used a couple of friends.

    I'll probably use friends from now on.

    I haven't had a strong enough relationship with any of my teachers to use them as a contact yet, especially since most of my classes have been gen ed.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    -Priest
    -Michael Jackson Impersonator
    -Someones 'crazy' uncle

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Candy will rot your teeth but it will also get you some fresh boy anus

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    wait why is this a question

    seems like a statement

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    Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    SojakFA wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    Is it really that hard for you to come up with references?

    I've never had a job, I go to community college, and I graduated from high school well over a year ago. I don't know who/what I'd use for a reference.

    Teachers usually work well for that.

    When I filled out the online app I used a couple of friends.

    I'll probably use friends from now on.

    I haven't had a strong enough relationship with any of my teachers to use them as a contact yet, especially since most of my classes have been gen ed.

    Meeting people, making friends... it's good stuff duder.

    Making friends with profs never hurts the grades.

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I hear that if you've worked at a Subway it's better to put down "Sandwhich Artist" as a former occupation. Is it? I don't want to look like a jackass.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Candy will rot your teeth but it will also get you some fresh boy anus

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    wait why is this a question

    seems like a statement

    I uh...

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I hear that if you've worked at a Subway it's better to put down "Sandwhich Artist" as a former occupation. Is it? I don't want to look like a jackass.

    No.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I hear that if you've worked at a Subway it's better to put down "Sandwhich Artist" as a former occupation. Is it? I don't want to look like a jackass.

    No, you're a sandwich technician.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I hear that if you've worked at a Subway it's better to put down "Sandwhich Artist" as a former occupation. Is it? I don't want to look like a jackass.

    I put down Lawn Technician for my grass cutting job.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    When I had zero job experience, I had a friend that owned his own business.

    He built computers out of his home.

    He gave me some bullshit title, and it put it on my resume. Never actually did shit for him.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Candy will rot your teeth but it will also get you some fresh boy anus

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    wait why is this a question

    seems like a statement

    I uh...

    Most of the unicru questions are statements.

    Although that's not one of them.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Customer Relationship Agent specializing in Sandwiches

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Customer Relationship Agent specializing in Sandwiches

    I also specialized in eating them too. I should put that also.

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Artisan member of the sandwich making guild.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bread and Filling Stamper.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Classicly trained in the fine art of deli and sandwhich assembly.

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