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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Instead of Secretary or Receptionist, it's common practice to put "front-end representative"








    :winky:

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Residential master of the mystical lost art of sandwich creating.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I could probably buy a prepaid phone, and use a made up name with its number as a reference.

    If anyone calls, I'll just answer with my optimus prime voice changer helmet on.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    does that really strike you as a good idea

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    These hands! THESE HANDS HAVE MADE UNSPEAKABLE SANDWICHES!

    And then just let all the blood drain out of your face while you shake your hands at the guy interviewing you.

    You're a shoe in.

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Put your application in a giant envelope along with a picture of yourself and glitter.
    Everyone loves glitter.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Just hand in your resume and show up for work the next day.

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    I could probably buy a prepaid phone, and use a made up name with its number as a reference.

    If anyone calls, I'll just answer with my optimus prime voice changer helmet on.

    This will only work if you put down Optimus Prime as your reference.

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    does that really strike you as a good idea

    It stikes me as even better then that.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Honestly, how would they know if it was me or not?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    I could probably buy a prepaid phone, and use a made up name with its number as a reference.

    If anyone calls, I'll just answer with my optimus prime voice changer helmet on.

    I going to get one of those for my next phone conference call and keep asking for intelligence data on Decepticon movements.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    because they just called a reference and optimus prime answered

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Best idea ever. Do it!

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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I remember applying for Best Buy, they use Unicru as well.

    They asked if I was from California four times, if I was a Mexican immigrant three times, my name no less than five times, and if I was from Puerto Rico three times.

    It's also really annoying that their 343458697 questions are each on a separate page.

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kids today have all the coolest toys.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I say do it.

    It's the best idea I've heard all day.

    Just make sure optimus doesn't start talking about kids or your covers blown.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What if the employer is a Decepticon supporter?

    What then?

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This is the best thread ever.

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    What if the employer is a Decepticon supporter?

    What then?

    Burn down the store.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    I say do it.

    It's the best idea I've heard all day.

    Just make sure optimus doesn't start talking about kids or your covers blown.
    you've run this organization into the ground!

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    i don't understand what's going on here

    you're a paedophile and you can't get a job?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Exactly.

    The dude loves kids.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i don't understand what's going on here

    you're a paedophile and you can't get a job?

    I'm not a pedophile and I can't get a job because everyone thinks I am a pedophile.

    What's most striking about this is that I have indeed lost jobs to both a real pedophile and a developing schizophrenic.

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    What if the employer is a Decepticon supporter?

    What then?

    Just tell them he likes to 'punish and enslave'. He's a shoe in with a pedo background.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    chuck e cheese

    have you tried there

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    chuck e cheese

    have you tried there

    Seriously, lots of little kids go there.

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You know, if everyone really thinks you're a pedophile, there might be something to it...

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i don't understand what's going on here

    you're a paedophile and you can't get a job?

    I'm not a pedophile and I can't get a job because everyone thinks I am a pedophile.

    What's most striking about this is that I have indeed lost jobs to both a real pedophile and a developing schizophrenic.

    Okay, how could you possibly know this unless you're part of the pedo club?

    Your stories are falling apart hadji.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Damn, this is a good idea.

    I'm going to make a work montage video with The Touch in the background. Just ramming into glass furnaces and shooting Decepticons.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i don't understand what's going on here

    you're a paedophile and you can't get a job?

    I'm not a pedophile and I can't get a job because everyone thinks I am a pedophile.

    What's most striking about this is that I have indeed lost jobs to both a real pedophile and a developing schizophrenic.

    Okay, how could you possibly know this unless you're part of the pedo club?

    Your stories are falling apart hadji.

    The worst part is that I had a reference who already worked at the job, too.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i don't understand what's going on here

    you're a paedophile and you can't get a job?

    I'm not a pedophile and I can't get a job because everyone thinks I am a pedophile.

    What's most striking about this is that I have indeed lost jobs to both a real pedophile and a developing schizophrenic.

    Okay, how could you possibly know this unless you're part of the pedo club?

    Your stories are falling apart hadji.

    The worst part is that I had a reference who already worked at the job, too.

    Was he the pedophile?

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i don't understand what's going on here

    you're a paedophile and you can't get a job?

    I'm not a pedophile and I can't get a job because everyone thinks I am a pedophile.

    What's most striking about this is that I have indeed lost jobs to both a real pedophile and a developing schizophrenic.

    Okay, how could you possibly know this unless you're part of the pedo club?

    Your stories are falling apart hadji.

    The worst part is that I had a reference who already worked at the job, too.
    good thing they asked him if you were a pedophile

    crisis averted

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i don't understand what's going on here

    you're a paedophile and you can't get a job?

    I'm not a pedophile and I can't get a job because everyone thinks I am a pedophile.

    What's most striking about this is that I have indeed lost jobs to both a real pedophile and a developing schizophrenic.

    Okay, how could you possibly know this unless you're part of the pedo club?

    Your stories are falling apart hadji.

    The worst part is that I had a reference who already worked at the job, too.

    Was he the pedophile?

    Were you guys in the same club?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I see it now.

    It started as an obsession with Johnny Quest and Hadji.

    Now it's full blown pedophilia.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hadji, maybe it's the membership to NAMBLA that's fucking up your applications. Stop claiming them as a reference.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
    The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

    Why not, Leon?

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    hadji did they say, "yo we can't hire you because you're a pedophile. Sorry dude, thems the rules" or what because...

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i don't understand what's going on here

    you're a paedophile and you can't get a job?

    I'm not a pedophile and I can't get a job because everyone thinks I am a pedophile.

    What's most striking about this is that I have indeed lost jobs to both a real pedophile and a developing schizophrenic.

    Okay, how could you possibly know this unless you're part of the pedo club?

    Your stories are falling apart hadji.

    The worst part is that I had a reference who already worked at the job, too.

    Was he the pedophile?

    No, but he told me about the guy who was. And then I was there one day, and the guy came in two hours early. He had been sleeping in his van outside the store since the last time he worked, and when he woke up he just walked into the store and hung out there until his shift started.

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This thread has made this the best Friday ever. A+++ would read again.

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    hadji if they hired a pedophile it must've been something else that stopped them from hiring you. Perhaps you are an ethnic minority or a woman?

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