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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stocking is a good job if you have people to talk to while doing it.

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    XenoZergieXenoZergie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hadji, I'm afraid the best solution is for us to dust off and nuke your town from orbit.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hadji is going to get a job as a bottom in gay porn, because he's to damn lazy to top.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hadji is going to get a job as a bottom in gay porn, because he's to damn lazy to top.

    Cut!

    Goddammit, Hadji!

    Someone call for a fluffer!

    ... and a ruler with some scotch tape!

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've worked at gamestop, circle k, and been a sign shaker

    gamestop is only good if you want minimum wage and keep up on all the latest news in video games and such already

    i was a sign shaker for one day

    working at a mini mart is basically the best thing

    sure sometimes dudes run out with beer or threaten to kill people on the property or just wander around drunk, but you know what? you're sitting outside smoking a cigarette, high as fuck, so it's all just hilarious.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So, what you're trying to say is:

    A job where you don't have to work is the best job.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    So, what you're trying to say is:

    A job where you don't have to work is the best job.

    Like working in government

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    So, what you're trying to say is:

    A job where you don't have to work is the best job.

    Like working in government

    Damn skippy it is.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    So, what you're trying to say is:

    A job where you don't have to work is the best job.

    Like working in government

    Hells yah... why do you think I can post so fuckin' much during the day?

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A Government job is perfect for Hadji. He can do nothing AND be a pedophile.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A Government job is perfect for Hadji. He can do nothing AND be a pedophile.

    Everybody wins!

    Blowjobs all round!

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh shit.

    Too many levels.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hahaha, best post ever.

    I bet that lego dude could ace the unicru too

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    So, what you're trying to say is:

    A job where you don't have to work is the best job.

    Yep. I make an easy $7.15 an hour (the joys of working part-time in high school). The worst I have to deal with is the occasional dick costumer, and the manager from hell.

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    i8246ii8246i Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Why don't you just submit a regular resume?

    Like a regular person?

    Because some places you can't. I'm trying to get a job at a CVS pharmacy, and I went in and talked to them, but you HAVE to go online to apply, and use the fucking stupid Unicru bullshit. It's the only way


    Or what's even better, is when they force you to look for an opening before you can even APPLY for a position, and then you're still forced to take some retarded computerized survey.

    I went into Verizon to take a test on my typing abilities to become a 411 operator. All information online pointed to the necessity of a resume. I was accepted and I start my training on the 27th. Guess what, they NEVER asked for my resume.

    Still made me fill out those damned surveys on my opinions, though.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If I get A+ certified, would that even do anything?

    Would I even be considered more skilled?

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    There's a corner store a block down the road, and they used to sell cocaine out of the top of it. They also sold pirated cell phones for $15 that never ran out of air time. It was a family business, and eventually the sister stole all the money and disappeared, and the store had to be sold to someone who didn't want to dabble in illegal activities.

    Thus, they've closed down the second story of the shop.

    When presented with that choice I hope you picked the cellphone. It just seems like a better deal than buying some blow.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fellhand wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    There's a corner store a block down the road, and they used to sell cocaine out of the top of it. They also sold pirated cell phones for $15 that never ran out of air time. It was a family business, and eventually the sister stole all the money and disappeared, and the store had to be sold to someone who didn't want to dabble in illegal activities.

    Thus, they've closed down the second story of the shop.

    When presented with that choice I hope you picked the cellphone. It just seems like a better deal than buying some blow.

    I went in there once and they weren't on display or anything. The woman (the same one that eventually stole all the money and took off) was giving me a harsh look, so I just left instead of asking her about them.

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guess she didn't like pedos snooping around.


    But in all seriousness, an unlimited cell phone is probably a much better deal than some drugs. Unless you get caught with it though.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Nobody likes that.

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guess she didn't like pedos snooping around.


    But in all seriousness, an unlimited cell phone is probably a much better deal than some drugs. Unless you get caught with it though.

    How is that a better deal then getting caught with drugs?

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fellhand wrote: »
    Guess she didn't like pedos snooping around.


    But in all seriousness, an unlimited cell phone is probably a much better deal than some drugs. Unless you get caught with it though.

    How is that a better deal then getting caught with drugs?

    Because you can only use drugs once or a few times.

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, but if you're caught with drugs you might have to do time in county. Do you know what they make you do in county?

    I think it'd be rare to get caught with a magic phone.

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was saying that the phone is a better deal overall than the drugs, but you wouldn't want to be caught either way.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kohls is about as classy as Sears.

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    DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    So, what you're trying to say is:

    A job where you don't have to work is the best job.

    Yep. I make an easy $7.15 an hour (the joys of working part-time in high school). The worst I have to deal with is the occasional dick costumer, and the manager from hell.


    Anyone else catch that? So is a dick costumer a bad thing, or sexy as hell? I'm on the fence about it.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    So, what you're trying to say is:

    A job where you don't have to work is the best job.

    Yep. I make an easy $7.15 an hour (the joys of working part-time in high school). The worst I have to deal with is the occasional dick costumer, and the manager from hell.


    Anyone else catch that? So is a dick costumer a bad thing, or sexy as hell? I'm on the fence about it.

    Bad thing. Definitely a bad thing.
    Look, lady, you need to stop thinking I can read your fucking mind. When I asked if you would like single or double prints (we have a 1 hour photo thing at the drugstore), and you said "I'd like a CD", that didn't answer my damn question. So when I ask you again, don't expect me to know exactly what you want. Especially since I'm not even a photo person, I'm just filling in because the photo lab is closed for the night, but we'll still take shit and develop it in the morning.

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm cleaning off a computer for a woman that will not be working with us in the fall. She said "My kids were looking at genital warts, buying xanax online, and growing pot. Can you take all of that off for me?"

    The first thought through my head was "Hey new porn!"

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Fellhand wrote: »
    I'm cleaning off a computer for a woman that will not be working with us in the fall. She said "My kids were looking at genital warts, buying xanax online, and growing pot. Can you take all of that off for me?"

    The first thought through my head was "Hey new porn!"

    My first thought would have been, "Lady, I wanna hang out with your kids."

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nah one is like borderline retarded. It's hard to find common ground from there.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fellhand wrote: »
    Nah one is like borderline retarded. It's hard to find common ground from there.

    You should at least go steal their pot. If they catch you, you can say she told you to do it.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fellhand wrote: »
    I'm cleaning off a computer for a woman that will not be working with us in the fall. She said "My kids were looking at genital warts, buying xanax online, and growing pot. Can you take all of that off for me?"

    The first thought through my head was "Hey new porn!"

    My first thought would have been, "Lady, I wanna hang out with your kids."
    and thus we return to the original topic of this thread

    :^:

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    they like growing pot and looking at porn.

    I think I could find some common ground there.

    Plus, they already got their own dumb kid. What's not to love about a circle of friends that has their own dumb kid to make do stuff?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Whooops, don't GIS genital warts, guys.

    Nasty stuff I tell you.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    oh gee ya think?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Don't ever gis Blueboy.

    If you want to find the painting, gis blue boy.

    Even that gives you a few gay porn pics.

    What is wrong with the internet guys?

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    DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin: Costumer does not equal customer.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I like the last picture in the third and the middle picture in the last row on the first page.

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