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[Mini-Phalla Day 5 - The End, everyone is dead whooo] Phalla's Pet Store!

Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Critical Failures
PHALLA’S PET STORE!

Chaos, terror, havoc, but most importantly, its filled with cute. Phalla’s Pet Store was the most popular pet store, with top of the line pets who were adorable and just so god damn cute, there was no possible chance for competition from other stores.

For the first time ever the pet store owner, Old Billy Joe, has not been seen for several days and the store has appeared to be closed. Some say he went for vacation, some even think that he may be laying dead in the back of the store while slowly getting eating by the animals. Whatever it was, no one cared enough to check.


“ I neeeeeeds foooood rawr!” cried several animals.

“Stop being lazy dumb animals and just go get some food from the back, there is plenty food to last a month in there.” Said the old wise dog named Young Billy Joe.

Young Billy Joe was Old Billy Joe’s own dog who looked over the animals in the pet store from thieves and vagrants.

*SLAM*

Apparently a anvil fell on Young Billy Joe’s head. Attached to it was a note:

“Your Phalla belongs to us now! Obey your master and kneel!”

The animals now knew what they were involved with. The bad animals, those who oppose humans are in the store, among them, trying to convert them into their cult of evilness and take over the pet store.

“It is time to destroowww evill!” yelled a baby mouse.

Everyone knew the mouse didn’t have it in him to even hurt anyone, but agreed that they should probably look to find out who among them belongs to this cult, and kick them out of the store since it’s probably the right thing to do.


Guide Lines

Each day cast a vote for who is to be kicked out of the store.
For example: I !vote for DEATHCOCK since he is probably a baddie.

You can also retract a vote.
For example: I !retract my vote for DEATHCOCK cause I just found out his name isn’t a literal definition of his character.

-There is no forwarding role PMs or quoting them.
- You can tell others what your animal is, if you willingly to take the risk that is.
- No you won’t be told what animals are bad.
- No not everyone has abilities.
- Inactive people will be killed off or replaced.
- I don’t likes the metagaming.
- I like cute animals though.
-Do not communicate anonymously with other players. No screenshots of anything.
- If you are living, you may not communicate with the dead.
- Clarifications are to be asked like this

Clarifications go here:

List of Players:

1. Gim - Turtle, died night 1
2. PsychoCucumber - Goldfish, died night 2
3. TehSpectre
4. Gleve - Snail, died night 1
5. Zot - Parakeet, died day 2
6. cj iwakura - Lizard, died day 3
7. DevoutlyApathetic - Raccoon, died night 2
8. Skulk - Parrot, died night 3
9. precisionk - Snake, died night 2
10. manaleak34 - Kitty, died Night 3
11. Grundlterror - Chameleon, died night 2
12. visiblehowl - Guinea Pig, died night 1
13. FunkyWaltDogg
14. MrBlarney - Hedgehog, died night 1
15. Elendil - Bunny, died night 1
16. Variable - Monkey, died night 1
17. HylianBunny
18. B:L - Toad, died night 2
19. Seriously
20. Drez - Piranha, died Nigh 4

Reserves:
1. Niceguy Myeve
2.Free Agent

Voting ends at 11 PM EST.

NNID: Sabuiy
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I !sign up!

    TehSpectre on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Edit: I suppose I am supposed to wait.

    Yes you are. :P

    Also all the actual info for the game will probably be released saturday night, since I'm only typing out the role PMs as we speak.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hmm, I better slide on over to Cute Overload to find something for an avatar for this. Alternatively, we can all use the same kitty frog thing and be completely confusing.

    MrBlarney on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    And it begins.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll bite.

    Gim !joins mini-phalla

    Gim on
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'd like to !Sign up. Please.

    PsychoCucumber on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was hoping that if I could edit my original post, I would end up with the first spot. Failing this I will point out again that I !sign up.

    TehSpectre on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, I can't play. I know too much about the occult manners of the cute.

    Have fun, though, guys. And prease to be respecting the Squash (if he signs up), I feel sorry for the guy and wish I could make it up to him :(

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I imagine monday would be a good idea. I hear tell that some people like to "go out" and "do stuff" . Whatever that means.

    PsychoCucumber on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm going to be keeping spreadsheets for this, as it stands.

    Hehehehe.

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    See I got the best two co-hosts ever, and for a mini phalla too.

    Now does it mean the phalla will be crazy, or maybe I'm just crazy.

    Who knows?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    See I got the best two co-hosts ever, and for a mini phalla too.

    Now does it mean the phalla will be crazy, or maybe I'm just crazy.

    Who knows?

    It'll be craaaaazy cute

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    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think we need to get us some cute avatars, Hakkekage.

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jes effin' Google it!

    It is also your obligation as carbon-based cognitive life forms to poke your nose around this site

    http://cuteoverload.com/

    It is simply a biological need necessary to the survival of your DNA, for if you deign to express that you don't feel an overwhelming need to fawn and squeal over the adorable presented here, not a single female of your species will find you worthy enough to look at, much less get the jiggy on with.

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Jes effin' Google it!

    It is also your obligation as carbon-based cognitive life forms to poke your nose around this site

    http://cuteoverload.com/

    It is simply a biological need necessary to the survival of your DNA, for if you deign to express that you don't feel an overwhelming need to fawn and squeal over the adorable presented here, not a single female of your species will find you worthy enough to look at, much less get the jiggy on with.

    In other words, cute animal avatars for all!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, if I gotta.......

    PsychoCucumber on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We will blow your minds with cuteness

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I go sleepy time now, I expect more people and cuteness when I get up.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I go sleepy time now, I expect more people and cuteness when I get up.
    Saburbia demands it. His will must be done

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Man, cohosts are so overrated.
    Oh God I wish I'd asked someone to cohost this game with me. :P

    Buzz Buzz on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I go sleepy time now, I expect more people and cuteness when I get up.
    Saburbia demands it. His will must be done

    SO IT IS WRITTEN

    so it shall be done

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • GleveGleve Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ok, I !sign up and my avatar is just soooo different!

    Gleve on
    telcus wrote: »
    !vote for Gleve that was funny that you bandwaggoned yourself mate :)
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That's so disorienting, I'm going to throw up.

    Gim on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    !sssssign up

    Lions are cute, right?

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I know the perfect themed image to use for this.

    !sign up

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So, how do we think the pet store theme's gonna be worked in here?



    Besides the disgusting cuteness

    PsychoCucumber on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well since I don't seem to be doing much in BANG at the moment.

    I !sign up!

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I sign up.

    Skulk on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !SIGN UP

    precisionk on
  • manaleak34manaleak34 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !Sign up

    Looks like I'll need a new sig and avi....

    manaleak34 on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !sign me up baby

    Grundlterror on
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hmm.

    I !sign up.

    Choo-choo bear is fucking adorable.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sign !me up, cute avatar to follow.

    EDIT: On second thought, Ultros is cute enough for an av. I've got a new sig, though.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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    FWD is very good at this game.
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I !sign up. I'll come up with an avatar soon enough.

    DETHKOK, are you signing up? 'Cause you gotta put something in lime. If we include DETHKOK, then there are five spots left.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dethkok has been dissappointing me for a time now so I sent for his head.... I mean he's coming to visit canada, yes visiting, you know how families like to go on vacation right? :D

    Vacation is what they call it down in the states oui?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !sign up

    Elendil on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I !sign up

    Variable on
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll !sign up but it's low priority since I'm currently alive in Buzz Buzz's phalla.

    Hylianbunny on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !Sign me up

    Appropriate avatar forthcoming. ;-)

    B:L on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You should keep Will Smith. He's cute.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
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