My mom's a pretty good cook who makes a wide variety of stuffs. Well, used to. Now she works the night shift so she mainly makes things I can easily heat up.
learn to cook you lazy worthless fuck
you are a terrible burden and are absolutely useless
Yeah I can actually cook decently well, I'm just really lazy and/or can never think of something to cook on my own. If I'm given a specific thing and recipe to cook I can usually do okay, though I'm generally incredibly paranoid about doing something wrong.
Yeah I can actually cook decently well, I'm just really lazy and/or can never think of something to cook on my own. If I'm given a specific thing and recipe to cook I can usually do okay, though I'm generally incredibly paranoid about doing something wrong.
I've done terrible things to food
I just laugh about it and try to fix it, and failing that start over
Yeah I can actually cook decently well, I'm just really lazy and/or can never think of something to cook on my own. If I'm given a specific thing and recipe to cook I can usually do okay, though I'm generally incredibly paranoid about doing something wrong.
I've done terrible things to food
I just laugh about it and try to fix it, and failing that start over
One morning when I was really little my mom wanted my to set up a pot of coffee, so I grabbed the nearest coffee can, put the grounds into a filter, set up the water, yada yada.
Turns out they were keeping the leftover grease in an old coffee can. Who knew.
I've found that cooking pasta over medium high for about 5 minutes past recommended makes it overdone and mushy.
Medium high, fool, not high.
Hey, my pasta comes out lovely. And maybe I should clarify that you shouldn't do that with all your pasta, because then, yes it will get mushy. Maybe i have bad pots, too, I dunno, I can never get the right size.
I am terrible at cooking, although if I was home long enough to do so, I'd definitely find a way to become at least proficient.
as cliche as it sounds, Alton Brown does an excellent job of not only showing you how to cook, but teaching you the science behind what you're doing.
This makes it so much easier to apply it to other dishes in the future. This is how my grnadmothers taught me. They didn't give me recipies, they gave me the science of what I was doing. When you have that, you don't need recipies, you make your own.
I am terrible at cooking, although if I was home long enough to do so, I'd definitely find a way to become at least proficient.
as cliche as it sounds, Alton Brown does an excellent job of not only showing you how to cook, but teaching you the science behind what you're doing.
This makes it so much easier to apply it to other dishes in the future. This is how my grnadmothers taught me. They didn't give me recipies, they gave me the science of what I was doing. When you have that, you don't need recipies, you make your own.
Yeah, I mean, I'm still living at home at the moment, but most days I'm gone from seven in the morning until ten at night, so it's been frozen meals at work and fast food for a while.
Luckily, we tend to grill out on the weekends, but yeah, once I'm done with school I don't want to exist on a diet of fast food.
Dead, I was living in Seguin not 2 months ago, but now I am in a much better place! Now I only have to fill my car up twice a month instead of 6 and I get the internet at work!
Dead, I was living in Seguin not 2 months ago, but now I am in a much better place! Now I only have to fill my car up twice a month instead of 6 and I get the internet at work!
Forward to achievement! Advance profit!
how long will you be in san marcos, senor?
you see, it is my intention to be up there in that fine community attending SWT.
You see I refuse to give in to their heathen name change TSU.
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Dead, I was living in Seguin not 2 months ago, but now I am in a much better place! Now I only have to fill my car up twice a month instead of 6 and I get the internet at work!
Forward to achievement! Advance profit!
how long will you be in san marcos, senor?
you see, it is my intention to be up there in that fine community attending SWT.
You see I refuse to give in to their heathen name change TSU.
I imagine I'm going to be here for at least 3 years, my wife can't pump her master's out faster than that.
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learn to cook you lazy worthless fuck
you are a terrible burden and are absolutely useless
fuck, microwave your own TV dinners
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there are people with cooking shows that care about food less
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upbringing.
I couldn't eat it, but I had to make it. It had to be good or it was my ass.
Then when I could eat it, I couldn't afford it, so I had make it good through creativity.
Then I could afford it, but couldn't eat it.
Now I can do both, kinda, but it hurts. So it has to be good enough to warrant the pain.
I have issues
I mean look at that ass, that is a glorious home fed bottom right there
I've done terrible things to food
I just laugh about it and try to fix it, and failing that start over
One morning when I was really little my mom wanted my to set up a pot of coffee, so I grabbed the nearest coffee can, put the grounds into a filter, set up the water, yada yada.
Turns out they were keeping the leftover grease in an old coffee can. Who knew.
i figure that's all you really need to know, besides burgers steaks sausages porkchops and chicken strips
any savage can make a salad if they're so inclined, and pasta is a no brainer.
hell cookings fucking easy
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Medium high, fool, not high.
Hey, my pasta comes out lovely. And maybe I should clarify that you shouldn't do that with all your pasta, because then, yes it will get mushy. Maybe i have bad pots, too, I dunno, I can never get the right size.
I mean, fuckin hell, it's got like butter and jelly on it.
And it's totally crunchy with a little bit of softness.
And it's never black.
I should open a toastraunt.
you slice up your taters, add onions, fry'em up, pepper and salt them
Garlic Naan and some chicken pasanda.
I can't wait.
as cliche as it sounds, Alton Brown does an excellent job of not only showing you how to cook, but teaching you the science behind what you're doing.
This makes it so much easier to apply it to other dishes in the future. This is how my grnadmothers taught me. They didn't give me recipies, they gave me the science of what I was doing. When you have that, you don't need recipies, you make your own.
what oil to use with what, different kinds of herbs and stuff, how things react with one another, things like that
mysst, weren't you in seguin not too long ago? or what's the deal? was that someone else?
It works.
Call me when you can make cinnamon toast.
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the science
what stale said
i need that
Its great.
My ex didn't like it.
We broke up because of that.
That and she was a slut who slept around.
But the toast didn't help.
Watch a shitload of Good Eats. Seriously. It's the Mr. Wizard of food shows.
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Yeah, I mean, I'm still living at home at the moment, but most days I'm gone from seven in the morning until ten at night, so it's been frozen meals at work and fast food for a while.
Luckily, we tend to grill out on the weekends, but yeah, once I'm done with school I don't want to exist on a diet of fast food.
Forward to achievement! Advance profit!
i shall, sir
fresh mozzarella
between two toasted slices with butter, tomato and avocado
how long will you be in san marcos, senor?
you see, it is my intention to be up there in that fine community attending SWT.
You see I refuse to give in to their heathen name change TSU.
But somehow I've lost the ability to make frozen pizza (yeah, what the fuck?), tomato soup (again, what?) and grilled cheese sandwhiches.
This is basic shit I've forgotten. Although I can still make pancakes correctly. Maybe if I only cook breakfast foods and use a grill I'll be fine.
frozen pizza?
you preheat the fucking oven to 400 degrees and then you cook the bastard 21 minutes.
grilled cheese?
butter in a frying pan throw some velveeta inbetween some bread and use a spatula, alternatively, use a george foreman grill for it
I imagine I'm going to be here for at least 3 years, my wife can't pump her master's out faster than that.