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The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
They make you pay like $60 to look at a screen and you have to tell the computer when to stop the car about ten times.
Oh shit you mean I have to stop when I see an old lady standing on the road? Fuck I did not know that after driving for two years please take more of my money and waste my time at this shitty government facility.
I went into the RTA today in fact to ask for some pamphlets on the highways which are available because a man from the Road and Traffic Authority gave us a lecture on them and told us to get them from the RTA but the stupid bitch behind the counter denied there existence so instead she gave me a map of the main highways in Sydney.
Then my sunglasses broke.
Also my farts really stink tonight.
Jesus, every time I hear about English driving tests I grimace. It seems so unecessarily hard!
And then I get out on our American roads and see all the dumbshits doing dangerous things or breaking the rules and I want to stab them. I want to stab them in the eyes with English driving tests.
People still drive, and definitely park, like complete fucking morons in this country.
"GIVE WAY TO THE RIGHT FUCKER"
dude double parked and blocked an entire road today. My instructor honked him. Same guy saw me later, tried to be a big man and overtake but didn't check if anything was coming the other way
nothing gives me more pleasure than being passed by some dick in a BMW doing 110 on the motorway, and then I see him again 5 miles down, either being butt-fucked by Mr Plod, or wrapped around a lamp post.
nothing gives me more pleasure than being passed by some dick in a BMW doing 110 on the motorway, and then I see him again 5 miles down, either being butt-fucked by Mr Plod, or wrapped around a lamp post.
This is the God's truth no matter what the country.
The Beatles suck. Most over rated group of musicians ever.
man, I might not be able to get away with calling pheezer a dick, but I can almost certainly get away with calling you a cocksucking husk of a reprobate.
The Beatles suck. Most over rated group of musicians ever.
man, I might not be able to get away with calling pheezer a dick, but I can almost certainly get away with calling you a cocksucking husk of a reprobate.
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Oh shit you mean I have to stop when I see an old lady standing on the road? Fuck I did not know that after driving for two years please take more of my money and waste my time at this shitty government facility.
Ahh well.
Was it your first time?
Then my sunglasses broke.
Also my farts really stink tonight.
And then I get out on our American roads and see all the dumbshits doing dangerous things or breaking the rules and I want to stab them. I want to stab them in the eyes with English driving tests.
It seems stupid having sections for both dangerous and serious faults when both cause an instant fail
Slow cunts in the overtaking lane on the highway kills my life.
We are torn between being civilised and utter chaos on our roads.
"GIVE WAY TO THE RIGHT FUCKER"
dude double parked and blocked an entire road today. My instructor honked him. Same guy saw me later, tried to be a big man and overtake but didn't check if anything was coming the other way
WHOOPS
Yes.
That is why people who sit in it driving slowly while there is an equally slow driver in the normal lane are so irritating.
Madness, I say!
This is the God's truth no matter what the country.
I am not the jealous type.
I can appreciate a nice motorcar if I see one.
I was watching that the other day with my son, and after Ringo had a shot at narrator they had one with George Carlin as Mr. Conductor.
Ringo Starr and George Carlin...doing stuff for kids. I smiled and knew I was raising my kid right.
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Thomas the Tank Engine is terrifying
the way they move his face makes it look like he is possessed
on a more agitated note
thread was derailed before anyone bothered to guess that i was talking about beetle borgs the whole time. this is slightly upsetting.
what you are saying is that BMWs are to cars as stella artois is to beer
I drive a BMW and i'm perfectly fine.
Steam
stella is poop
We'll judge that.
also I have a date at 8 what the fuck do I do. women have strange parts and curves in weird places and they might very well want to take my soul.
Have her sit in your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
Then stick it in her butt.
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I hear that's a Beatles song.
i think george is the favourite beatle of people who don't form strong opinions
maybe you should buy a better car
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those are mutually exclusive states
logical fallacy
I was just throwing words together. And he hadn't been mentioned yet.
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agreed. while i accept their influence on pop music and such i just never really liked them t all
man, I might not be able to get away with calling pheezer a dick, but I can almost certainly get away with calling you a cocksucking husk of a reprobate.
Yup, influence on pop music.
Last I checked pop music sucks balls.
Hey dude... you're favorite band sucks.
Especially if they're the Beatles.