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David Beckham's questionable sexuality - The football thread (not that football)

taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
Here's a thread to discuss the type of football that is played with your foot, and not your hands or your arms or Pacman Jones' posse.

Barclay's Premier League, first week:
Manchester City won
Manchester United drew

do you know what that means?

That's right. Where's your diving, highly overpriced god now?

Discuss football, or if you want to call it that, soccer.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2007
    However if you call it that I'll jail you

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well spurs are off to their typically brilliant start to the season.



    For fuck's sake. All that talent, and we lose to fucking Sunderland? sheesh.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Soccer is a stupid sport and I don't get why Europe loves it.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tube I just realized your av is a dog of some sort

    before now I definitely thought it was some godforsaken insect and tried to not look at it

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh, and Eurocup in my country next year :D




    (who cares for switzerland)

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    More like Manfuckers Uncockintheassenjoying.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Tube I just realized your av is a dog of some sort

    before now I definitely thought it was some godforsaken insect and tried to not look at it

    Hedgehog?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You are not talking about football people.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    alright WELL

    needless to say, I did not know it was something cute

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    taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    For fuck's sake. All that talent, and we lose to fucking Sunderland? sheesh.

    Sunderland? They're not playing pub league anymore?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    For fuck's sake. All that talent, and we lose to fucking Sunderland? sheesh.

    Sunderland? They're not playing pub league anymore?


    They're fucking third in the premiership



    Its the end of the world.

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    taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    For fuck's sake. All that talent, and we lose to fucking Sunderland? sheesh.

    Sunderland? They're not playing pub league anymore?


    They're fucking third in the premiership



    Its the end of the world.

    An even bigger joke than City or Sunderland...Newcastle in second? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    For fuck's sake. All that talent, and we lose to fucking Sunderland? sheesh.

    Sunderland? They're not playing pub league anymore?


    They're fucking third in the premiership



    Its the end of the world.

    I used to follow football when I was younger. Spurs where my favourite team. But they just kept on sucking more and more, so I gave up football and became a geek. Judging from this(Sunderland? Fuck the what?), it seems to have saved me tons of frustration and anger.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    First games are always all over the place. A couple of weeks you'll see united, Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool all up at the top.

    Just like normal.

    *sigh*

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Im top in the first week of my fantasy league football. Thank you Craig Gordon, Essien, Malouda and Fabregas.

    Mon' the Chelski

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I need to see Fernando Torres scoring some goals!

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Anyone see the Man Utd vs Reading game? You can imagine the Reading team talk before the game and during half time:

    Ok lads, everyone stay in our half and cover the goal with your bodies. You get the ball? Smack it as far into the other half as possible. No one try to be a hero and score a goal, we need you on the human great wall we're building.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They parked the bus, and fucking good on them. Everyone was predicting a Man U whitewash, and giving Reading a 5, 6, 7 nil drubbing.

    They know they're not as good as Man U, but a point from a game like that could be the difference between staying up, and Championship horror.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey, Reading is my city's twin city! Go Reading!

    Also, the Bundesliga start this weekend was fairly uneventful. Everyone drew. :?

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also also, Bremen fucking tied after leading 2:0 at half time. How inept do you have to be to waste a solid 2:0 lead?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    Also also, Bremen fucking tied after leading 2:0 at half time. How inept do you have to be to waste a solid 2:0 lead?

    Less inept than spurs, who have thrown away a 3 nil lead at half time against ten men.


    We lost 4:3. :

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    High hopes for Liverpool this year.

    Also, Rooney's out for at least 2 months. I'm kinda happy, because he is a cock, but man, Manchester United is a fun team to watch, if you can get past the hate.

    How about that MLS, huh?

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I did enjoy the Chelsea game. Mourinho is often hilarious as a side note.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I approve of this thread
    football is the best kind of football

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Also also, Bremen fucking tied after leading 2:0 at half time. How inept do you have to be to waste a solid 2:0 lead?

    Less inept than spurs, who have thrown away a 3 nil lead at half time against ten men.


    We lost 4:3. :

    That is pretty horrible and also funny.

    I usually follow the Premier League games on BFBS Radio1 each Saturday, but was busy this time around.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Also also, Bremen fucking tied after leading 2:0 at half time. How inept do you have to be to waste a solid 2:0 lead?

    Less inept than spurs, who have thrown away a 3 nil lead at half time against ten men.


    We lost 4:3. :

    That is pretty horrible and also funny.

    I usually follow the Premier League games on BFBS Radio1 each Saturday, but was busy this time around.


    I was actually at the game. I have never witnessed a change from such elation to such despair in the space of 45 minutes.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Turns out the hobo was dead all along

    We all laughed about it and went on our way

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    TIE FighterTIE Fighter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was glad to see Liverpool get up. Hopefully this season they'll actually be in top form in the Premiership, rather than just in Europe.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Also also, Bremen fucking tied after leading 2:0 at half time. How inept do you have to be to waste a solid 2:0 lead?

    Less inept than spurs, who have thrown away a 3 nil lead at half time against ten men.


    We lost 4:3. :

    That is pretty horrible and also funny.

    I usually follow the Premier League games on BFBS Radio1 each Saturday, but was busy this time around.


    I was actually at the game. I have never witnessed a change from such elation to such despair in the space of 45 minutes.

    I thought the game finished 3 - 5? (I'm assuming you mean the United game) That was so great.

    Can't believe Reading played like that. They were still lucky as fuck though. Although Hammyman netted me lots of fantasy league points for his performance so it's not all bad. I think the 2nd half possesion was something insane like 70 - 30.

    Anyone else play the Premierleague.com fantasy league?

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I hate being a Villa fan sometimes. Well, all the time.

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    april__29april__29 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    pretty dissapointing start. cant fault reading though they defended so well, and hamemen was amazing in goals. but i will say this theyre one of the worst teams ive seen play in terms of actually playing the game and not just parking the bus as it were. totaly unadventurous. thing is i know that chelsea are going to turn them over now mid week cos they'll be knackerd after the effort they put in.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    This seems petty but the only reason I liked Arsenal was Bergkamp. Now I've kinda dropped out of following football.

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    wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    the only things keeping me rooting for ManU are Ryan Giggs and Wayne Rooney


    the rest of em? eh

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    PerduraboPerdurabo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Also also, Bremen fucking tied after leading 2:0 at half time. How inept do you have to be to waste a solid 2:0 lead?

    Less inept than spurs, who have thrown away a 3 nil lead at half time against ten men.


    We lost 4:3. :

    That is pretty horrible and also funny.

    I usually follow the Premier League games on BFBS Radio1 each Saturday, but was busy this time around.


    I was actually at the game. I have never witnessed a change from such elation to such despair in the space of 45 minutes.

    I thought the game finished 3 - 5? (I'm assuming you mean the United game) That was so great.

    Can't believe Reading played like that. They were still lucky as fuck though. Although Hammyman netted me lots of fantasy league points for his performance so it's not all bad. I think the 2nd half possesion was something insane like 70 - 30.

    Anyone else play the Premierleague.com fantasy league?

    Yep - 3 villa players, what with me being loyal and all, and I realise half my team don't have a game on week 2....

    and I had to use my transfer on ol glass toes (Rooney)

    I'm convinced Ashley Young will come good this season, but having him as a striker, but Joe Cole counts as a midfielder? :? sucks having to use a striker spot for him, but still.

    I'm sat 12th in my work league, all my big names had a shocker - hopefully midweek will prove fruitful.

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    PerduraboPerdurabo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    I hate being a Villa fan sometimes. Well, all the time.

    Let me tell you a little story about being a villa fan...

    I once went to a game over Christmas, against Arsenal. It got to half time, and we were losing 0:2. The half time entertainment was a parachutist, dressed as Santa, floating down majestically into the centre circle. However, as he began his descent, and we could all see him, we could see he was coming in too fast, and at too tight an angle. He clipped the edge of the trinity stand, and got caught in the shoot...and began rolling down the roof before he fell 100ft from the roof onto the track next to the family section, where kids started screaming and asking their parents, "is santa dead?". The game is delayed as the paramedics carry the man away on a stretcher.

    The second half begins.

    AND VILLA COME BACK AND WIN 3:2!

    That is the greatest game in the history of the world, forget rotterdam in 82.

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Apparently we got fucked over here for football on tv next seasons. Somehow with the rights being sold it ends up that to watch any of the premiership games on a Saturday you have to have Bell satellite.

    I live in an apartment and can't get it so we're stuck with only Sunday games now.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    so uh super mario strikers charged

    is this representative

    of this sport

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    No.

    People don't cry when they get fouled in there.

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    DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the spurs game sounds awfuly like the LA FcD game in the superliga 2 weeks ago. The galaxy score 4 goals in 18 mins go into half up 4-1 and then barely hold on to win 6 - 5. was a great game to watch. the last 10 mins prolly had 4 to 5 goals scored. It was insane. I don't currently have a team to root for in the mls or the Prem. I'll root for the underdogs when im watching fsc prem games. With the mls i find my self being drawn to LA. Mainly because cannon their goal keepr and Xavier are play out of their mind defense.
    I'm leaning towrds fulam though in the prem cause of them having quite a few american players on their team.

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    let's talk about serie a dudes

    as an inter fan last year was pretty good

    this year cannot possibly go as well, but as long as we beat juventus i'm happy (which we should)

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