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David Beckham's questionable sexuality - The football thread (not that football)
For fuck's sake. All that talent, and we lose to fucking Sunderland? sheesh.
Sunderland? They're not playing pub league anymore?
They're fucking third in the premiership
Its the end of the world.
I used to follow football when I was younger. Spurs where my favourite team. But they just kept on sucking more and more, so I gave up football and became a geek. Judging from this(Sunderland? Fuck the what?), it seems to have saved me tons of frustration and anger.
Anyone see the Man Utd vs Reading game? You can imagine the Reading team talk before the game and during half time:
Ok lads, everyone stay in our half and cover the goal with your bodies. You get the ball? Smack it as far into the other half as possible. No one try to be a hero and score a goal, we need you on the human great wall we're building.
Also, Rooney's out for at least 2 months. I'm kinda happy, because he is a cock, but man, Manchester United is a fun team to watch, if you can get past the hate.
Also also, Bremen fucking tied after leading 2:0 at half time. How inept do you have to be to waste a solid 2:0 lead?
Less inept than spurs, who have thrown away a 3 nil lead at half time against ten men.
We lost 4:3. :
That is pretty horrible and also funny.
I usually follow the Premier League games on BFBS Radio1 each Saturday, but was busy this time around.
I was actually at the game. I have never witnessed a change from such elation to such despair in the space of 45 minutes.
I thought the game finished 3 - 5? (I'm assuming you mean the United game) That was so great.
Can't believe Reading played like that. They were still lucky as fuck though. Although Hammyman netted me lots of fantasy league points for his performance so it's not all bad. I think the 2nd half possesion was something insane like 70 - 30.
Anyone else play the Premierleague.com fantasy league?
pretty dissapointing start. cant fault reading though they defended so well, and hamemen was amazing in goals. but i will say this theyre one of the worst teams ive seen play in terms of actually playing the game and not just parking the bus as it were. totaly unadventurous. thing is i know that chelsea are going to turn them over now mid week cos they'll be knackerd after the effort they put in.
Also also, Bremen fucking tied after leading 2:0 at half time. How inept do you have to be to waste a solid 2:0 lead?
Less inept than spurs, who have thrown away a 3 nil lead at half time against ten men.
We lost 4:3. :
That is pretty horrible and also funny.
I usually follow the Premier League games on BFBS Radio1 each Saturday, but was busy this time around.
I was actually at the game. I have never witnessed a change from such elation to such despair in the space of 45 minutes.
I thought the game finished 3 - 5? (I'm assuming you mean the United game) That was so great.
Can't believe Reading played like that. They were still lucky as fuck though. Although Hammyman netted me lots of fantasy league points for his performance so it's not all bad. I think the 2nd half possesion was something insane like 70 - 30.
Anyone else play the Premierleague.com fantasy league?
Yep - 3 villa players, what with me being loyal and all, and I realise half my team don't have a game on week 2....
and I had to use my transfer on ol glass toes (Rooney)
I'm convinced Ashley Young will come good this season, but having him as a striker, but Joe Cole counts as a midfielder? :? sucks having to use a striker spot for him, but still.
I'm sat 12th in my work league, all my big names had a shocker - hopefully midweek will prove fruitful.
I hate being a Villa fan sometimes. Well, all the time.
Let me tell you a little story about being a villa fan...
I once went to a game over Christmas, against Arsenal. It got to half time, and we were losing 0:2. The half time entertainment was a parachutist, dressed as Santa, floating down majestically into the centre circle. However, as he began his descent, and we could all see him, we could see he was coming in too fast, and at too tight an angle. He clipped the edge of the trinity stand, and got caught in the shoot...and began rolling down the roof before he fell 100ft from the roof onto the track next to the family section, where kids started screaming and asking their parents, "is santa dead?". The game is delayed as the paramedics carry the man away on a stretcher.
The second half begins.
AND VILLA COME BACK AND WIN 3:2!
That is the greatest game in the history of the world, forget rotterdam in 82.
Apparently we got fucked over here for football on tv next seasons. Somehow with the rights being sold it ends up that to watch any of the premiership games on a Saturday you have to have Bell satellite.
I live in an apartment and can't get it so we're stuck with only Sunday games now.
the spurs game sounds awfuly like the LA FcD game in the superliga 2 weeks ago. The galaxy score 4 goals in 18 mins go into half up 4-1 and then barely hold on to win 6 - 5. was a great game to watch. the last 10 mins prolly had 4 to 5 goals scored. It was insane. I don't currently have a team to root for in the mls or the Prem. I'll root for the underdogs when im watching fsc prem games. With the mls i find my self being drawn to LA. Mainly because cannon their goal keepr and Xavier are play out of their mind defense.
I'm leaning towrds fulam though in the prem cause of them having quite a few american players on their team.
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For fuck's sake. All that talent, and we lose to fucking Sunderland? sheesh.
before now I definitely thought it was some godforsaken insect and tried to not look at it
(who cares for switzerland)
Hedgehog?
needless to say, I did not know it was something cute
Sunderland? They're not playing pub league anymore?
They're fucking third in the premiership
Its the end of the world.
An even bigger joke than City or Sunderland...Newcastle in second? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I used to follow football when I was younger. Spurs where my favourite team. But they just kept on sucking more and more, so I gave up football and became a geek. Judging from this(Sunderland? Fuck the what?), it seems to have saved me tons of frustration and anger.
Just like normal.
*sigh*
Mon' the Chelski
Ok lads, everyone stay in our half and cover the goal with your bodies. You get the ball? Smack it as far into the other half as possible. No one try to be a hero and score a goal, we need you on the human great wall we're building.
They know they're not as good as Man U, but a point from a game like that could be the difference between staying up, and Championship horror.
Also, the Bundesliga start this weekend was fairly uneventful. Everyone drew. :?
Less inept than spurs, who have thrown away a 3 nil lead at half time against ten men.
We lost 4:3. :
Also, Rooney's out for at least 2 months. I'm kinda happy, because he is a cock, but man, Manchester United is a fun team to watch, if you can get past the hate.
How about that MLS, huh?
football is the best kind of football
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That is pretty horrible and also funny.
I usually follow the Premier League games on BFBS Radio1 each Saturday, but was busy this time around.
I was actually at the game. I have never witnessed a change from such elation to such despair in the space of 45 minutes.
We all laughed about it and went on our way
I thought the game finished 3 - 5? (I'm assuming you mean the United game) That was so great.
Can't believe Reading played like that. They were still lucky as fuck though. Although Hammyman netted me lots of fantasy league points for his performance so it's not all bad. I think the 2nd half possesion was something insane like 70 - 30.
Anyone else play the Premierleague.com fantasy league?
the rest of em? eh
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Yep - 3 villa players, what with me being loyal and all, and I realise half my team don't have a game on week 2....
and I had to use my transfer on ol glass toes (Rooney)
I'm convinced Ashley Young will come good this season, but having him as a striker, but Joe Cole counts as a midfielder? :? sucks having to use a striker spot for him, but still.
I'm sat 12th in my work league, all my big names had a shocker - hopefully midweek will prove fruitful.
Let me tell you a little story about being a villa fan...
I once went to a game over Christmas, against Arsenal. It got to half time, and we were losing 0:2. The half time entertainment was a parachutist, dressed as Santa, floating down majestically into the centre circle. However, as he began his descent, and we could all see him, we could see he was coming in too fast, and at too tight an angle. He clipped the edge of the trinity stand, and got caught in the shoot...and began rolling down the roof before he fell 100ft from the roof onto the track next to the family section, where kids started screaming and asking their parents, "is santa dead?". The game is delayed as the paramedics carry the man away on a stretcher.
The second half begins.
AND VILLA COME BACK AND WIN 3:2!
That is the greatest game in the history of the world, forget rotterdam in 82.
I live in an apartment and can't get it so we're stuck with only Sunday games now.
is this representative
of this sport
People don't cry when they get fouled in there.
I'm leaning towrds fulam though in the prem cause of them having quite a few american players on their team.
as an inter fan last year was pretty good
this year cannot possibly go as well, but as long as we beat juventus i'm happy (which we should)