HOW???

misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
Japanese biker fails to notice missing leg
A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 2 km (1.2 miles), leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.

HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE YOU ARE MISSING 50% OF YOUR LEGS?? HOW???

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Because he's EXTREME.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Various reasons. Adrenaline being one.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Because he's EXTREME.

    This guy is so extreme, he spells it

    X-TREME!

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Various reasons. Adrenaline being one.

    when you are riding a bicycle

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Alot of news posts for misbehavin today, huh?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Alot of news posts for misbehavin today, huh?

    He's extreme.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    dude, he was poppin the sickest wheelie at over 90 mph. you expect something like a missing leg to stop that?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it's like when you don't notice that you cut yourself until you look down and see that your entire arm is soaked in blood

    this is just a bit more
    X-TREME!

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He's trying to make a human banzai tree.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Various reasons. Adrenaline being one.

    when you are riding a bicycle

    Some people get adrenaline rushes from playing the video games.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying.

    Ok, atleast he felt something, he was just too stupid to stop and see what was goin on.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    Various reasons. Adrenaline being one.

    when you are riding a bicycle

    motorcycle

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, misbehavin, you love those news articles. Two threads here and one in G&T.

    Also, sucks to be the friend picking up the pieces.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man, misbehavin, you love those news articles. Two threads here and one in G&T.

    Also, sucks to be the friend picking up the pieces.

    It's what I do, man... It's what I do...

    Also, that's a REAL friend. "Hey man, can you go get my leg for me?" "Er... Sure..."

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Alot of news posts for misbehavin today, huh?

    They're better than the shit you try to pass off as posts.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying.

    Ok, atleast he felt something, he was just too stupid to stop and see what was goin on.

    The Japanese are very polite. He probably didn't want to hold up traffic.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I bet when he realized it was gone he was all

    "IIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "hey man, wanna grab me a beer?"
    "fuck no, get your own damn beer"
    "remember when you lost your leg and i went back to find it?"
    "...dammit"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    I bet when he realized it was gone he was all

    "IIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

    ^_^

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    "hey man, wanna grab me a beer?"
    "fuck no, get your own damn beer"
    "remember when you lost your leg and i went back to find it?"
    "...dammit"

    I would abuse that to no end.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm just curious how he didn't notice the sudden imbalance from having only one leg to pedal with. Was it all downhill?

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    What if the guy didn't have a leg to begin with, and this was just one big stunt... eh?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zilla84 wrote: »
    I'm just curious how he didn't notice the sudden imbalance from having only one leg to pedal with. Was it all downhill?

    Were you born retarded or did you suffer a head injury sometime in your youth?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Most people don't pedal a motorcycle.

    but it does seem like there would be balance issues.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    He's trying to make a human banzai tree.

    bonsai.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Most people don't pedal a motorcycle.

    but it does seem like there would be balance issues.

    "Why am I leaning to one side so much? OH, there's a weight imbalance because half of my fucking leg is missing."

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It would be hilarious if it was the leg he used to lean on when he stopped the motorcycle.

    "Man, that hurt. What the shi- OH GOD WHERES MY - CRASH"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    That's a lot of dialogue for simply falling off a bike

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    That's a lot of dialogue for simply falling off a bike

    It's a line of thought.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    people tend to forget a whole lot of things when they're focused on a task

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    like what pain feels like?

    he probably had a starcraft tournament to get to

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No Wren, you're thinking koreans, duh. He was probably thinking about how he was going to bang the big eyes out of his real doll waiting at home.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This link takes you to the basketball video from an experiment by Daniel Simons and Christopher Chabris that was described in the article. To view the video, you will need to have Java active in your browser. When viewing the video, try to count the total number of times that the people wearing white pass the basketball. Do not count the passes made by the people wearing black. When you're done, visit the main lab web site for more information. Please note that this video is copyrighted and is available on this web site for viewing purposes only -- it may not be downloaded, copied, saved or used for any other purpose. If you are interested in using this video in any other context, it is available on DVD from VisCog Productions, Inc. Please see the link below. (Note that the University of Illinois is not in any way affiliated with Viscog Productions and this link does not represent an endorsement of Viscog Productions or its products by the University.)
    http://viscog.beckman.uiuc.edu/grafs/demos/15.html

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    like what pain feels like?

    he probably had a starcraft tournament to get to

    wrong asian country dude

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zoolander wrote: »
    This link takes you to the basketball video from an experiment by Daniel Simons and Christopher Chabris that was described in the article. To view the video, you will need to have Java active in your browser. When viewing the video, try to count the total number of times that the people wearing white pass the basketball. Do not count the passes made by the people wearing black. When you're done, visit the main lab web site for more information. Please note that this video is copyrighted and is available on this web site for viewing purposes only -- it may not be downloaded, copied, saved or used for any other purpose. If you are interested in using this video in any other context, it is available on DVD from VisCog Productions, Inc. Please see the link below. (Note that the University of Illinois is not in any way affiliated with Viscog Productions and this link does not represent an endorsement of Viscog Productions or its products by the University.)
    http://viscog.beckman.uiuc.edu/grafs/demos/15.html

    I don't get it.

    There's a gorilla.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    like what pain feels like?

    he probably had a starcraft tournament to get to

    wrong asian country dude

    asians are asians

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    This link takes you to the basketball video from an experiment by Daniel Simons and Christopher Chabris that was described in the article. To view the video, you will need to have Java active in your browser. When viewing the video, try to count the total number of times that the people wearing white pass the basketball. Do not count the passes made by the people wearing black. When you're done, visit the main lab web site for more information. Please note that this video is copyrighted and is available on this web site for viewing purposes only -- it may not be downloaded, copied, saved or used for any other purpose. If you are interested in using this video in any other context, it is available on DVD from VisCog Productions, Inc. Please see the link below. (Note that the University of Illinois is not in any way affiliated with Viscog Productions and this link does not represent an endorsement of Viscog Productions or its products by the University.)
    http://viscog.beckman.uiuc.edu/grafs/demos/15.html

    I don't get it.

    There's a gorilla.
    yeah its about 50% of people

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    :whistle: Do you
    Do you

    wanna
    wanna

    pla-ay?
    badass guitar riff!
    :whistle:

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Zilla84 wrote: »
    I'm just curious how he didn't notice the sudden imbalance from having only one leg to pedal with. Was it all downhill?

    Were you born retarded or did you suffer a head injury sometime in your youth?
    It could be both. Like maybe his parents forgot to put his helmet on and left him alone for a few hours.

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