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Mattel is poison!

StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
MASSIVE RECALLS!

CHINESE EXECUTIVES COMMITTING SUICIDE!


Anyone with kids had to return any poison or dangerously magnetic toys?

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Are there even harmful effects to swallowing a magnet

    Ein on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    let's find out

    teefs tfs the far side

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think it's the risk of choking they're worried about

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You could get stuck to things like fridges.

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The magnet will pull all the iron in your blood, tearing you apart.

    Walrus on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Barbie says you're ugly

    neville on
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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Probably

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    If there's a risk of choking than don't give it to your kids if they retarded enough to swallow it.

    teefs The Far Side TFS

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Barbie says Ken sucks in the sack

    It would help if he actually had a dick.

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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man I made the best turkey chili

    And it did not contain any Chinese lead whatsoever

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mighty Max could fuck Polly Pocket up

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    swallowing magnets will be the body modification trend for sissies.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Barbie says you're ugly

    I used to make my cousins Barbie and my Action Man have the sex when I was younger. Then I just used my other Action Man.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Mighty Max could fuck Polly Pocket up

    Oh God yes.

    I had 3 of those heads you could open.

    A gorrilla, a sabre tooth and Frankenstein's monster.

    teefs The Far Side TFS

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Mighty Max could fuck Polly Pocket

    Uriel on
  • MeisterMeister Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Are you guys trying to mess up TFS's ego search for some reason?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    teefs far side

    I'm pretty sure magneto got his powers by swallowing a magnet.

    Like how fagneto got his powers by swallowing a cock.

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  • MeisterMeister Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20040226.html

    also, what the hell is grokking?

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dude's fucked if he ever needs an MRI though

    Ein on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man I didn't realize they still made lead paint for toys

    teefs The Far Side TFS

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mmmm ripped intestines

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i'll eat them all.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Walrus wrote: »
    The magnet will pull all the iron in your blood, tearing you apart.

    What are things I learned from X2?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Meister wrote: »
    Are you guys trying to mess up TFS's ego search for some reason?

    I wonder if they know that you can't search for words under 4 characters long.

    The Geek on
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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Meister wrote: »
    http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20040226.html

    also, what the hell is grokking?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_in_a_strange_land

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Walrus wrote: »
    The magnet will pull all the iron in your blood, tearing you apart.

    What are things I learned from X2?

    Ding Ding Ding

    teefs The Far Side TFS

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I didn't realize we were fucking with TFS's egosearch until just now

    I thought we were trying to get teefs to come into this thread and eat magnets

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I didn't realize we were fucking with TFS's egosearch until just now

    I thought we were trying to get teefs to come into this thread and eat magnets





    (I'm the only one who does)

    teefs The Far Side TFS

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    can we still force-feed her magnets though?

    I was kind of looking forward to it

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    like "hey teefs, here's a bar magnet, just pretend it's a donger and go to work"

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Walrus wrote: »
    The magnet will pull all the iron in your blood, tearing you apart.

    What are things I learned from X2?

    Ding Ding Ding

    teefs The Far Side TFS

    How does an MRI not prove fatal, following that rationale?

    Ein on
  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The magnet's outside, it's different.

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Walrus wrote: »
    The magnet's outside, it's different.

    But, I mean, wouldn't that try pulling the iron in your blood out through your skin?

    Just using my mongoloid retard logic here, I've never understood how they worked.

    Ein on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    you people are retards.

    Swallowing one magnet is not harmful.

    Swallowing two magnets, however, is potentially fatal, as they can bind up your intestinal tract when they stick together, causing all sorts of nasty side effects.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    you people are retards.

    Swallowing one magnet is not harmful.

    Swallowing two magnets, however, is potentially fatal, as they can bind up your intestinal tract when they stick together, causing all sorts of nasty side effects.

    YOU HAVE TO REVERSE THE POLARITY

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this is why we shouldnt have shit made in china

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The computer you're typing on had every single one of its parts made in China.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    thank you. did you learn that in grade 10 social studies today?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    My computer did not have every single one of its parts made in China, actually. It lost some of it's little rubber nubs, and I made my own.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I remember having lots of toys from China as a kid and I turned out fine

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