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I pledge allegiance, to Al Qaeda

Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself.Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.
The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SARA.

    FOX NEWS.

    FOX NEWS, SARA.

    FOX NEWS.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ahahahahahaha

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    SARA.

    FOX NEWS.

    FOX NEWS, SARA.

    FOX NEWS.

    it doesn't make it any less hysterical

    actually, it makes it more hysterical

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh, Sara, ha ha ha!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    awesome

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sheri how are you I love you pretty girl hi. <3

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    63 double billion dollars.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    fox news is sayin' somethin' crazy?

    no way

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the onion dot com

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sheri how are you I love you pretty girl hi. <3

    I'm alive

    Could be worse, right?

    How're you, lovely?

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Those dogs must have been rare diamond encusted dogs, signed by Jesus.

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    edited August 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am good, and extra good hearing you are goodish. <3

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Could be better, obviously

    But hey, PAX in a week and a half

    Can I stuff you in my suitcase or what?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh thank god

    I was afraid that the mike vick trial wouldn't be hilarious

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    God FOX News should hire someone to just tell them that if you put all the zeros, you don't have to also write "billion" after it.

    Like me.

    I could totally do that job.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh I can fit

    I can also hold my breath for up to 12 hours

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Best News story this week.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    God FOX News should hire someone to just tell them that if you put all the zeros, you don't have to also write "billion" after it.

    Like me.

    I could totally do that job.

    might as well quadruple billion that shit

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    is a quadrillion a real amount

    I always thought it was billion, trillion, quadrillion

    is that shit in the main

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  • KayuraKayura Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    63 double billion dollars.

    Next on Fox News: Will a horde of unstoppable bounty hunters soon give chase to Vick?

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    fox news is sayin' somethin' crazy?

    no way
    read the handwritten lawsuit

    it seriously is amazing

    Oh my god

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it'd have to be dogg the bounty hunter

    or however you spell his name

    two gs or one?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    fox news is sayin' somethin' crazy?

    no way
    read the handwritten lawsuit

    it seriously is amazing

    It is awe-inspiring.

    I am printing it off for my goddamn wall.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    once, i physically hurt someone's feelings while simultaneously dashing their hopes

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mike Vick, Al Queda Dog Fighter.

    That almost sounds like a character class in some twisted MMORPG.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hahaha
    Plaintiff Guy wrote:
    Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What the
    Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Michael Vick is obviously a bigger douche than we previously had thought.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    michael vick raped a bear.. and that bear was my father!

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    What the
    Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing.

    I should contact this guy
    Maybe we could turn this into a class-action

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    What the
    Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing.

    what the

    don't make shit up, Jordyn

    does it seriously say that

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It seriously does, yes.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it actually does say that and other true things

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    More like microwaved testes...

    ...

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    BREAKING NEWS

    Penis

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vicklawsuit.jpg

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "delivered via 'UPS' United States Parcel Service."

    Hahahaha oh god

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well if it's delivered by UPS you know it's gonna get there in one piece.

    Well, maybe. The box will be pretty banged up.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    delivered via ups

    mike vick is just gonna jump that shit up there

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