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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think we need to add a law that removes your ability to file lawsuits once you go insane. Basically, if people on the internet are laughing at the lawsuit, it's pretty much nuts.

    63 billion dollars backed in gold or silver? Does this guy think Michael Vick is the ruler of Spain in the 1600's?

    Vick can't even win a division title, how can he conquer the Aztecs or the Incas to get that kind of currency together to pay this guy.

    Hunter on
  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The medieval times, Holocaust survivors, Nordic Gods, Zeus, and various Buddhist monks are all clearly conspiring against this man

    Gotta fight the power(s)

    GET YOUR OWN FUCKING AVATAR!

    Werrick on
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    63 double billion dollars.

    I started to read this thread but honestly at this point I couldn't stop laughing.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The medieval times, Holocaust survivors, Nordic Gods, Zeus, and various Buddhist monks are all clearly conspiring against this man

    Gotta fight the power(s)

    GET YOUR OWN FUCKING AVATAR!


    2 men enter

    1 man leaves.

    Karl on
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The medieval times, Holocaust survivors, Nordic Gods, Zeus, and various Buddhist monks are all clearly conspiring against this man

    Gotta fight the power(s)

    GET YOUR OWN FUCKING AVATAR!

    God damn it, I thought it wasn't taken

    I'll get you for this Werrick

    Olivaw on
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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The medieval times, Holocaust survivors, Nordic Gods, Zeus, and various Buddhist monks are all clearly conspiring against this man

    Gotta fight the power(s)

    GET YOUR OWN FUCKING AVATAR!

    God damn it, I thought it wasn't taken

    I'll get you for this Werrick

    I made that avatar... where did you get it?

    Werrick on
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The medieval times, Holocaust survivors, Nordic Gods, Zeus, and various Buddhist monks are all clearly conspiring against this man

    Gotta fight the power(s)

    GET YOUR OWN FUCKING AVATAR!

    God damn it, I thought it wasn't taken

    I'll get you for this Werrick

    I made that avatar... where did you get it?

    Orik posted it somewhere and I didn't recall anyone else using it so I took it

    And then you came along and spoiled everything

    Olivaw on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    The guy is suing the Rand Corporation. Turns out, it's a real company, but it's funnier to think that he was reading Iron Fist and was like "Fuck Danny Rand! His corporation ruined my life!"

    Me Too! on
  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The medieval times, Holocaust survivors, Nordic Gods, Zeus, and various Buddhist monks are all clearly conspiring against this man

    Gotta fight the power(s)

    GET YOUR OWN FUCKING AVATAR!

    God damn it, I thought it wasn't taken

    I'll get you for this Werrick

    I made that avatar... where did you get it?

    Orik posted it somewhere and I didn't recall anyone else using it so I took it

    And then you came along and spoiled everything

    Ah... alright, I think it was in this thread that he posted it, actually.

    Okay, I thought maybe you were a refugee from the City of Heroes boards or something and had borrowed it from me there, thinking that I wasn't here... which would have been fair game.

    Kidding aside... I'm flattered that you liked Awesomeface enough to use it. :)

    Werrick on
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
  • YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Engine #9, Fire Department

    Napoleon

    British Sass

    British Sass.

    Yggdrasill on
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  • YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hahaha

    Pirate's Cove Miniature Golf Course.

    Yggdrasill on
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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The medieval times, Holocaust survivors, Nordic Gods, Zeus, and various Buddhist monks are all clearly conspiring against this man

    Gotta fight the power(s)

    GET YOUR OWN FUCKING AVATAR!

    God damn it, I thought it wasn't taken

    I'll get you for this Werrick

    I made that avatar... where did you get it?

    Orik posted it somewhere and I didn't recall anyone else using it so I took it

    And then you came along and spoiled everything

    Ah... alright, I think it was in this thread that he posted it, actually.

    Okay, I thought maybe you were a refugee from the City of Heroes boards or something and had borrowed it from me there, thinking that I wasn't here... which would have been fair game.

    Kidding aside... I'm flattered that you liked Awesomeface enough to use it. :)

    Just let me know when you change it so I can use/steal it

    It's excellent

    Olivaw on
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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    Hahaha

    Pirate's Cove Miniature Golf Course.

    I hate those fuckers

    That last hole was rigged

    Olivaw on
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  • YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Olivaw I laugh pretty much every time I see your sig.

    Yggdrasill on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, you're never allowed to change that. Ever.

    Me Too! on
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't plan to, gentlemen

    I do wonder if that guy still posts around here

    I keep expecting to get an angry PM from him

    Olivaw on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    the "dashing my hopes bit" is the best thing ever

    bongi on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    He doesn't really come to SE++. He's more of a D&D/H&A regular.

    Me Too! on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This guy had one too many cups of crazy for breakfast.

    Ruckus on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Elton John
    Sir

    Me Too! on
  • HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Defendant
    Eiffel Tower

    Defendant
    Leaning Tower of Pisa

    Oh wow.

    Defendant
    Garden of Eden


    Defendant
    Hubble Space Telescope

    Defendant
    Patriotic Union of Kurdistan "PUK"

    Defendant
    Psychology Socialism (?)

    Guys, seriously, this is the funniest 57 pages of anything I've ever seen in my life.

    Defendant
    The Colossus of Rhodes

    Htown on
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  • SoundwaveSoundwave Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Negro Justice League

    o_O

    Soundwave on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I want to sue the internet for 69 billion rape dollars.

    Hunter on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    fox news is sayin' somethin' crazy?

    no way
    read the handwritten lawsuit

    it seriously is amazing

    i think i finally found Peter Nguyen

    tsplitter on
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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Defendant
    Billy Blanks

    Fuck, yah!

    Werrick on
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He wants to sue Betty Crocker?

    Does he not like delicious treats?

    Sara Lynn on
  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I didn't see a list of charges... what exactly are they?

    Werrick on
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Negro Justice League

    o_O

    Jon Stewart

    Cyborg

    Black Lightning

    Steel

    Vixen

    fightinfilipino on
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Is "The answer to life, the universe and everything" in there?

    MKR on
  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Charges are at the bottom of the last page, not looking at it right now so I can't tell you but it was something to the effect of not paying fees or somesuch.

    SLAMMU on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Negro Justice League

    o_O

    Jordyn's fantasies just got bigger.

    Rankenphile on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Negro Justice League

    o_O

    Jordyn's fantasies just got bigger.

    boourns

    PiptheFair on
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Negro Justice League

    o_O

    Jordyn's fantasies just got bigger.
    :winky:

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    yeah, I had nothing. I knew there was a joke there, but I couldn't find it.

    Maybe something to do with Superfly?

    Fuck it, I got cigarettes to smoke.

    Rankenphile on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fox news.

    this really made my morning

    neil cavuto can suck a dick by the way.

    also, the only change ive seen since the dow has been 'struggling' is a decrease in gas prices

    tugga on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    fox news is sayin' somethin' crazy?

    no way
    read the handwritten lawsuit

    it seriously is amazing

    i think i finally found Peter Nguyen

    Peter Nguygen's greatest hits

    J3p on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar"

    lol does that mean he is being sued for $63,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

    cause technically that says sixty three billion billion

    tugga on
  • NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I hope Fox News does a big TV spot on the lawsuit. Graphic et al.

    Narian on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ill record it

    tugga on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys, did you notice how it says 63 billion billion dollars?

    Did anyone notice that yet?

    Framling on
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    there = not here
    they're = they are
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