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Phalla: The Revolution [SIGN UPS CLOSED!][BACKUP PLAYERS WELCOME!]

Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Critical Failures
Notes on a Revolution - Sign Up Thread

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My dearest Marquise,

Forgive me for not writing to you sooner. Even now, I am pressed for time, and my heart is filled with worry, for I fear that this kind of correspondence is no longer safe. But I MUST write back to you now, if only to experience the thrill of waiting for your next letter again, to wake up to each new morning full of excitement and hope, knowing that your thoughts are with me, cherishing the unique bond between us.

My Lady, try as I might, I cannot deny this: your letter pierced my heart. Your understanding of politics and your love for our country impress me deeply, and there is more truth to your concerns than you can imagine. Indeed, France is in peril. Peasants are rioting on the streets of Paris. The bourgeoisie are openly mocking the King. And the Church... Oh! I know how deeply religious you are, my Lady, but I fear the Church of France has gone blind with avarice.

Revolution! They speak about it openly now. The rebels and their sympathizers have gained influence among the nobility, among those too weak and feeble-minded to see their propaganda for what it is. The noblest of principles - charity! justice! - have been corrupted beyond recognition to support this rebellion, to support treason, for that is what it is! To make matters worse, there is talk about war. Leopold II, Holy Roman Emperor of Hungary and Bohemia, has threatened to invade France "to restore stability", should the King fail to quench the rebellion. I feel confident that his true goals are as obvious to you as they are to me. His agents are already working in France, even close to the King; I am certain of that! They seek to undermine the Crown, to feed the rebellion, to erode the pride and power of France until our country is ripe for picking. Truly, my Lady, these are terrible times, and the Court is filled with traitors and fools.

Stay at your estate, my Lady. It is safe there. Do not hesitate to ask the good Chevalier to deal with the peasants, should they become difficult. I know how good-hearted you are, but we cannot afford to be soft. We must be brave.

Yours, always,

Comte de Rosemonde


Some features of this Phalla:

- Hosted by myself and Hylianbunny
- Aiming for 40 players, no upper cap (I'll just adjust factions and kill counts accordingly).
- Two villager factions who may or may not have mutually exclusive win conditions.
- Two monster factions.
- Most "dead" players go to prison; there will be a prison thread, and they can affect the game in various ways. Players who actually get murdered or executed are just gone: there will be no dead thread.
- Two positions with special abilities: players are elected into these positions.
- A bunch of specials and items.
- Most rules governing special abilities etc. will be known to the players at the beginning of the game.

Because I'm on Euro time zones, narration time will be somewhat unorthodox. It will either be early evening or mid-morning for Americans. Please state which option you prefer when signing up, if it makes a difference to you. I may or may not ignore the popular opinion. :) (If I need Hylianbunny to handle the narration on any given day, the time may be different on that day depending on what works for him.)

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Player list:

1. jdarksun
2. Saburbia
3. Balefuego
4. TehSpectre
5. Fembot
6. Zerinan
7. DËTHKÖK
8. PsychoCucumber
9. Hakkekage
10. vagabondmonk
11. precisionk
12. Ardor
13. FunkyWaltDogg
14. DevoutlyApathetic
15. cj iwakura
16. Koan
17. Zot
18. jester313
19. Niceguy Myeye
20. B:L
21. cheez
22. FreeAgent
23. Bink
24. Rynone
25. Skulk
26. JPjeezus
27. Typhus733
28. Squashua
29. MrBlarney
30. Zal
31. Logan
32. Frosteey
33. Anjin-San
34. MrBallbaggins
35. telcus
36. thorpe
37. Seta 3000
38. Grundlterror
39. Locus
40. manaleak34
41. iamtheaznman
42. tuxkamen
43. Qorzm
44. the wook
45. zotquix
46. Buzz Buzz

Reserve:

Plutonium

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I !sign up even though I'm not sure I should. :P

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Damn, I was going to pass but.. elected positions


    !sign up

    Balefuego on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !sign up.

    !vote Jdarksun for death.

    !Elect TehSpectre and Gnasty.

    There, got that all out of the way.

    TehSpectre on
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  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Oooh !sign up. I promise not to screw the good guys over on night one. Unless I'm a bad guy.

    Fembot on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh also, !Zap Fembot.

    TehSpectre on
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  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited August 2007
    ahahaha

    Fembot on
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I so sign up!. My addiction is getting the better of me. :P

    Zerinan on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm going to sign up, but I'm not quite sure when this is running. I'm not sure I'll be able to really play well until
    next week.

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I sign up!
    And I am in Southern California, and would prefer mid morning. I doubt anyone else will though.

    PsychoCucumber on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !Sign up

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm going to sign up, but I'm not quite sure when this is running. I'm not sure I'll be able to really play well until
    next week.

    Depending on the sign ups, Friday or Saturday will be the first day of the game. Probably Saturday, and the first couple of days are always pretty random so no worries.

    Bliss 101 on
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  • vagabondmonkvagabondmonk Registered User
    edited August 2007
    !Sign me up. And, as my first action,

    !Eat cake.

    vagabondmonk on
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  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !Eat Fig Newton( That's fruit And cake.)

    PsychoCucumber on
  • vagabondmonkvagabondmonk Registered User
    edited August 2007
    One could postulate that the Revolution would have never happened, if only the French could have harnessed Newton technology...

    vagabondmonk on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !Eat Madeleine

    Not the girl, though.
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    these things are so addictive why do the French make such good shit

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Have you ever had a Monte Cristo sandwich? They invented those too.

    PsychoCucumber on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    !Eat Madeleine

    Not the girl, though.
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    these things are so addictive why do the French make such good shit

    Because they know the secret that everything is better with heavy cream. If their is a dish you can not put any more heavy cream in, then you add butter.

    Viola.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I !SIGN UP


    Also move to America, because everything is better over here (except the italian food).

    precisionk on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    !Eat Madeleine

    Not the girl, though.
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    these things are so addictive why do the French make such good shit

    Because they know the secret that everything is better with heavy cream. If their is a dish you can not put any more heavy cream in, then you add butter.

    Viola.
    Bourgeoise pig dogs!

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If there are players who know they can't play in the beginning of the game but still feel like participating, feel free to sign up as a backup player. Might always use some of those.

    Bliss 101 on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Bourgeoise pig dogs!
    It is your turn to have the contents of your post feel very very weird with your avatar.
    Cow.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Bourgeoise pig dogs!
    It is your turn to have the contents of your post feel very very weird with your avatar.
    Cow.

    Now I ain't accustomed to such horrible sentiments!

    I'd much rather settle things with a wrench to the face.
    Whack! You whore :x

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wrench to the face? As if the wait for Bioshock wasn't bad enough without being reminded of it in Phalla threads too!

    Balefuego on
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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I !sign up!

    I told PK that I would see him in this game. Perhaps I should make it my goal to destroy him utterly, regardless of what my role pm tells me.

    I think the odds are well in his favor, but if I pull it off, those betting on me make a lot of money!

    Ardor on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Bourgeoise pig dogs!
    It is your turn to have the contents of your post feel very very weird with your avatar.
    Cow.

    Now I ain't accustomed to such horrible sentiments!

    I'd much rather settle things with a wench to the face.

    I find this an acceptable solution.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    If there are players who know they can't play in the beginning of the game but still feel like participating, feel free to sign up as a backup player. Might always use some of those.

    Yes, do this... for France!

    Also, I !sign up on the assumption that my inability to play past Wednesday due to PAX will resolve itself.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kaylee looked so good at comic con.

    PsychoCucumber on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We have come to an accord.

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    I !sign up!

    I told PK that I would see him in this game. Perhaps I should make it my goal to destroy him utterly, regardless of what my role pm tells me.

    I think the odds are well in his favor, but if I pull it off, those betting on me make a lot of money!

    I think I aim going to win this Phalla, because I can.

    Don't prod the bull or you will get the horns Mr. Ardor.

    My lies can run deep like a well and I have corrupted many.

    precisionk on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fuck accord, I'd rather watch a Kaylee/Saffron catfight

    Balefuego on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    We have come to an accord.

    Excellent. Make with the wench.
    You did catch the change I made, right?

    Oh and because I know I won't be able to stop myself...Sign Up.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think poor Kaylee would get manhandled....er, woman-handled. Would be hot, though.

    PsychoCucumber on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Third phalla's the charm.

    !sign up

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    We have come to an accord.

    Excellent. Make with the wench.
    You did catch the change I made, right?

    I'm naive, but not an idiot.* :x
    *disputed amongst top scientists around the world

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am pretty sure Saffron handling anything would be hot.

    Balefuego on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saffron never really did anything for me.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    We have come to an accord.

    Excellent. Make with the wench.
    You did catch the change I made, right?

    I'm naive, but not an idiot.* :x
    *disputed amongst top scientists around the world

    I couldn't tell. Wasn't certain how obvious a single letter change would be.

    Er...I mean...
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    I have no soul.

    What now?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    I !sign up!

    I told PK that I would see him in this game. Perhaps I should make it my goal to destroy him utterly, regardless of what my role pm tells me.

    I think the odds are well in his favor, but if I pull it off, those betting on me make a lot of money!

    I think I aim going to win this Phalla, because I can.

    Don't prod the bull or you will get the horns Mr. Ardor.

    My lies can run deep like a well and I have corrupted many.

    It is on Emperor Precisionk. Perhaps it will be an epic battle, that may very well conclude with both of us being obliterated on day 1. If that be the case, I bet my death will help my team out more than your death will help your team! Ha!

    Ardor on
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    $5 on Pk.
    And what about that scene where Saffron is trying to seduce Inara?

    PsychoCucumber on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You're good

    Balefuego on
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