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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Actually told to my friend, an elementary school art teacher by one of her students:

    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
    For drizzle.

    oh my god

    I know.

    It's awesome.

    why does Snoop Dogg refuse to work with granite?
    No chizzle

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What do you call a forumer that had a bitch fit in the other joke thread about how they made the joke here first, then linked to this thread, which is probably why Goatmon accidentally revived it?

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What do you call a forumer that had a bitch fit in the other joke thread about how they made the joke here first, then linked to this thread, which is probably why Goatmon accidentally revived it?

    but it was an ironic bitch fit, and thus hilarious

    some people just don't appreciate art

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    knock knock.

    who's there?

    amish.

    amish who?

    that's funny, you don't look like a shoe.

    I chuckled at this.

    Someone kill me.

    get aids from a bear that also raped you

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    edited December 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    A pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel coming out the front of his pants. He sets down at the bar and orders a few drinks. A little while later the bartender walks over to the pirate to refill his drink and says, "I just have to ask, whats with the steering wheel?" The pirate takes the shot, looks up at the bartender and replies, "I've been in a horrible accident, please call 911"

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What do you call a forumer that had a bitch fit in the other joke thread about how they made the joke here first, then linked to this thread, which is probably why Goatmon accidentally revived it?
    but it was an ironic bitch fit, and thus hilarious

    some people just don't appreciate art
    I appreciate your art as much as I do a child's drawings bound to a refridgerator door. For I ironically made posts which influenced the creation of this thread as well as the more current one.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this must be what it feels like... to be owned




    by PikaPuff

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you see

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    this must be what it feels like... to be owned




    by PikaPuff

    are you an anime pillow

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why don't women wear watches?
    Because there's a clock on the stove.

    What's the difference between a misquote and a woman?
    The misquote stops sucking after you slap it.

    What's the difference between a chinese guy and a bunch of fake gold?
    One's abundant and yellow and the other is fake gold.

    Hahaha...

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    misquote huh

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MY DADDY SAID TITTIES ARE FULL OF MILK SO I PUT MY DICK IN A MILK BOTTLE

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    wally wins this round

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    this must be what it feels like... to be owned




    by PikaPuff

    are you an anime pillow

    holy shit

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    damn....

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    this must be what it feels like... to be owned




    by PikaPuff

    are you an anime pillow

    post of the fucking year

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What do you call a forumer that had a bitch fit in the other joke thread about how they made the joke here first, then linked to this thread, which is probably why Goatmon accidentally revived it?
    but it was an ironic bitch fit, and thus hilarious

    some people just don't appreciate art
    I appreciate your art as much as I do a child's drawings bound to a refridgerator door. For I ironically made posts which influenced the creation of this thread as well as the more current one.

    Pika_Ref_Sheet_by_Pika_X_Edward.png

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ooh dirty children's jokes?

    Why did six go out with seven?

    Because he heard seven ate nine

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    robot fucks me over. story of my life

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    haha

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kids jokes?

    Why did the mountain dew gogurt skateboards twilight?

    Because xbox razr angst xtreme!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Actually told to my friend, an elementary school art teacher by one of her students:

    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
    For drizzle.

    oh my god

    I know.

    It's awesome.

    why does Snoop Dogg refuse to work with granite?
    No chizzle

    What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his car?
    His hose

    (works better when said aloud)

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i suck at jokes

    knock knock

    who's there

    ice cream soda

    ice cream soda who

    ice cream soda neighbours wake up

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    What do you call a killing machine from the future who has since retired and gone into pest control?
    The Ex-terminator

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kids Jokes

    Knock Knock,
    Who's there?
    Erode
    Erode Who?
    Erodeopted but I'm sure your parents love you anyways


    I just made that up.
    I should be kicked in the face.
    Forever.

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Guy walks into a bar takes his seat and can't help but notice a large bucket of cash sitting just behind the bartender. The man asks the bartender what the bucket of money is for and the bartender replies that if anyone is able to defeat the three bar challenges then they get the money. The guy curiously asks what the challenges are. The bar tender tells him that someone must best the bouncer in boxing match, pull a loose tooth from a lion and finally sleep with the bar tender's grandmother. The guy agrees to the first two challenges but tells the bartender he will never sleep with an old woman. Several drinks later the man looses his better senses and decides to attempt the challenges. He steps in the ring with the bouncer and easily beats him. Next, the bartender brings out the lions cage. The guy gets into the cage and the bartender covers the cage with a large blanket. For several minutes the bar is filled with the most horrible noises. Grunts, and growls and hollering and then eventually silence. The bartender, assuming the guy has been killed lifts the cover from the cage only to see the man very much a live and smiling ear to ear. The bartender opens the cage and the guy drunkenly staggers out of the cage. He smiles at the bartender and casually asks
    So where is this lady with the loose tooth?
    TLDR; Drunk guys fucks a lion. Hilarity Ensues.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm kind of shocked that you thought that joke needed to be Buckleyd

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    buckleying a joke means explaining it in excruciating detail

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the above post was an ironic post

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    buckleying a joke means explaining it in unnecessary detail

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I'm kind of shocked that you thought that joke needed to be Buckleyd

    I admit it got wordy but by the time I was done typing it all out I had committed myself to it. Noted for future endeavors though.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    uh
    I'm not talking about how wordy it was
    I'm talking about how you thought we needed you to explain the punchline
    the very obvious punchline

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?
    because they can wash their crack and re-sell it

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I smurfed

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    why did the poop cross the road
    it was stuck in the chicken's butt!

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wasn't meaning to explain it. Like I said, I knew it got wordy and was offering the abbreviated version. I am sure most everyone here saw the setup a mile away. How about this one?

    A Native American boy walks into the chiefs teepee sits down and asks a question. "How do the people in our village get their names?" The Chief looks at the boy and replies "Well on the morning of a child’s birth the father looks out of his teepee and whatever he sees is the name of the child. For example, the morning your mother was born there were deer running outside in the forest so she was named Running Deer. Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"

    That was terrible. I apologize.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this is a horrible joke
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    ahaha wally that was good

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