What do you call a forumer that had a bitch fit in the other joke thread about how they made the joke here first, then linked to this thread, which is probably why Goatmon accidentally revived it?
What do you call a forumer that had a bitch fit in the other joke thread about how they made the joke here first, then linked to this thread, which is probably why Goatmon accidentally revived it?
A pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel coming out the front of his pants. He sets down at the bar and orders a few drinks. A little while later the bartender walks over to the pirate to refill his drink and says, "I just have to ask, whats with the steering wheel?" The pirate takes the shot, looks up at the bartender and replies, "I've been in a horrible accident, please call 911"
What do you call a forumer that had a bitch fit in the other joke thread about how they made the joke here first, then linked to this thread, which is probably why Goatmon accidentally revived it?
but it was an ironic bitch fit, and thus hilarious
some people just don't appreciate art
I appreciate your art as much as I do a child's drawings bound to a refridgerator door. For I ironically made posts which influenced the creation of this thread as well as the more current one.
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
What do you call a forumer that had a bitch fit in the other joke thread about how they made the joke here first, then linked to this thread, which is probably why Goatmon accidentally revived it?
but it was an ironic bitch fit, and thus hilarious
some people just don't appreciate art
I appreciate your art as much as I do a child's drawings bound to a refridgerator door. For I ironically made posts which influenced the creation of this thread as well as the more current one.
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BusterKNegativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered Userregular
Guy walks into a bar takes his seat and can't help but notice a large bucket of cash sitting just behind the bartender. The man asks the bartender what the bucket of money is for and the bartender replies that if anyone is able to defeat the three bar challenges then they get the money. The guy curiously asks what the challenges are. The bar tender tells him that someone must best the bouncer in boxing match, pull a loose tooth from a lion and finally sleep with the bar tender's grandmother. The guy agrees to the first two challenges but tells the bartender he will never sleep with an old woman. Several drinks later the man looses his better senses and decides to attempt the challenges. He steps in the ring with the bouncer and easily beats him. Next, the bartender brings out the lions cage. The guy gets into the cage and the bartender covers the cage with a large blanket. For several minutes the bar is filled with the most horrible noises. Grunts, and growls and hollering and then eventually silence. The bartender, assuming the guy has been killed lifts the cover from the cage only to see the man very much a live and smiling ear to ear. The bartender opens the cage and the guy drunkenly staggers out of the cage. He smiles at the bartender and casually asks
I wasn't meaning to explain it. Like I said, I knew it got wordy and was offering the abbreviated version. I am sure most everyone here saw the setup a mile away. How about this one?
A Native American boy walks into the chiefs teepee sits down and asks a question. "How do the people in our village get their names?" The Chief looks at the boy and replies "Well on the morning of a child’s birth the father looks out of his teepee and whatever he sees is the name of the child. For example, the morning your mother was born there were deer running outside in the forest so she was named Running Deer. Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"
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(works better when said aloud)
knock knock
who's there
ice cream soda
ice cream soda who
ice cream soda neighbours wake up
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Erode
Erode Who?
I just made that up.
I should be kicked in the face.
Forever.
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I admit it got wordy but by the time I was done typing it all out I had committed myself to it. Noted for future endeavors though.
I'm not talking about how wordy it was
I'm talking about how you thought we needed you to explain the punchline
the very obvious punchline
because they can wash their crack and re-sell it
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A Native American boy walks into the chiefs teepee sits down and asks a question. "How do the people in our village get their names?" The Chief looks at the boy and replies "Well on the morning of a child’s birth the father looks out of his teepee and whatever he sees is the name of the child. For example, the morning your mother was born there were deer running outside in the forest so she was named Running Deer. Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"
That was terrible. I apologize.