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Holy fuck speed of light broken

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shit

    THINK

    Shit

    THINK

    Quick. Hide me in the clooosee-t.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So it's a soap hip-hopera?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Shit

    THINK

    Shit

    THINK

    Quick. Hide me in the clooosee-t.

    He goes to the clos-et

    I pull out my baretta

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    So it's a soap hip-hopera?

    yes

    it is amazing

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was just standing here

    And Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet

    Why did Tom Cruise lock himself in the closet

    I wanna know

    SO I TAKE OUT MY GUN

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    How many chapters is this stupid thing going to be?

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh jesus fuck

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    There can never be enough chapters, Zombot.

    Never Enough

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Holy shit, this might be the funniest thing I ever heard rapped.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He uses way too many goddamn syllables in one lines

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I take that back.
    R. Kelly can indeed make this masterpiece as long as he wants.

    Bravo good sir, bravo

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Crazier than a fish with titties.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    So it's a soap hip-hopera?

    yes

    it is amazing

    I sure hope it doesn't take itself too seriously. It's a joke, right?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't think even he knows the answer to that.

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Crazier than a fish with titties.

    I thought he said that!
    But then I though "No way he just used that line. I must be hearing things because that might be the dumbest thing I have ever heard."

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Randolph says "Yeah? Well what you lookin' at?"

    "What you lookin' at?"

    Scintillating conversation from R. Kelly.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    It's like extra following the rules. Half the people here don't even follow the rules in the first place, why bother following them more than is necessary?

    Hey I break the rules sometimes.

    I made a thread about the internet not being up to code.

    That's pretty extreme, right?

    ...right?

    :(

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "I hope a pigeon fly by here and shit on yo face"

    "If it do... If if do, then I'm gon' wipe the shit on you."

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys.
    Parts 1-5, the pastor is
    gay!
    Scandalous!

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Holy shit PI, what is that and where can I get it?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What in the name of holy living fuck?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What is this wonderful book?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well...

    He did get molested, and that's pretty gay.

    Especially since he already admitted he liked it.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Only fags get molested.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gay fags.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the gayest of fags

    like fags so gay that other fags look at them and are glad they aren't nearly as gay

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Like me.

    I mean...

    What.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well you are spectacularly gay

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This is making me feel weird.



    In my pants.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ssssh let it happen sil.

    PI still needs to tell us where this came from.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man fuck the speed of light

    the speed of light is a PUSSY

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You're drunk again, aren't you fallout?

    I swear to god, if I hear your speed of pussy theory one more time I'm gonna kill someone.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tell me more about this speed of pussy theory

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wait is that implying that his dad touched him to make him realize he wasn't gay?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Ssssh let it happen sil.

    PI still needs to tell us where this came from.



    But I'm.....I'm afraid.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The solution to touching is more touching!

    It all makes sense!

    The angry beavers were right!

    Smelly + Smelly = Not smelly!

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