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Teefs and the Dong Factory [NSFW/56k]
Ginger Mijango
Don't you open thatTrap Door!Registered User regular
Don't you open thatTrap Door!Registered User regular
Chances are I'm going to regret this, but here goes
Once up on a time, there was a factory, a very successful factory that produced Dongs and sent them all round the world
The owner of this factory was a recluse, never seen in public and no one had ever been in his factory, until one day there was an announcement, 5 Golden Dongers would be put into special packs of DONG-O's
The finders of these special dongs would be granted a tour of the factory.
There was much excitement in the land of SE++, with many forumers scrambling to find the Golden Dongs.
Soon the winners began to come forward
The 1st winner was Orik, a weird French bloke intent on waving his tackle about for the world to see
The 2nd winner was a Berk, a duck who had been quietly swimming in his pond, when a mental woman smacked him in the head with a box of Dong-o's, lucky for him this box contained the 2nd Golden Dong
3rd Winner, was Mully, who was a strange one to say the least
The 4th winner was a homeless orphan who found a box of Dong-o's thrown carelessly away, as luck would have it, this box contained the 4th Golden Donger!
but then a bear ate him
and Fedora found the Donger and claimed to be the 4th winner
Finally Teefs, who was a poor boy, could barely afford enough to buy the basics, nevermind the expensive Dong-o's, but one day he "Found" $5 in the street and he bought the Dong-o's as a treat for himself
but luckily for him, this box contained the last Golden Donger
and he became the 5th winner
Gathered outside the factory they waited in suspense for something to happen, then out stepped the eccentric Rainy Wonka followed closely by a weirdo midget Bonka Loompa
Wonka stepped up to the gathered winners and asked them to present their winning dongers
After closely inspecting the dongers, he led the winners inside, they gasped in awe as they saw the shitty machinery i couldn't be arsed drawing
"Don't touch anything" they were warned by the purple clad eccentric, but already Orik was at the machine tasting one of the newly created dongers, suddenly he began shrinking, smaller and smaller.
"Not to worry" Wonka said, "He's about to start an illustrious career in the cock fighting ring"
and off they went into the next room, which looked suspiciously like the last room. Except in the corner of the room was a table with a solitary donger on it, Mully snuck over to it to have a taste.
A scream rang out and as everyone turned around they saw Mully expanding, bigger and bigger, rounder and rounder, pinker and pinker, until she was the size of a really round pink person
"Not to worry" Wonka said, "We'll flush her down the toilet". He jigged off into the next room and beckoned for the survivors to follow, on the way Fedora was ambushed and killed by Bonka Loompas
In the final room, we skipped to the part where we lose the 4th member of the group because he ate some crap he shouldn't have, Berk Tasted some cream leaking out of a vat, he started tingling all over and he began to transform
unluckily for him, Snagglepuss was nearby and abducted the now human Berk and ate him
THEN i got bored and stopped drawing, Teefs considered himself lucky and went back to work, becaue his pimp would kill him if he was late with the money, Rainy Wonka transformed his factory into a taco making facility and all was well.
Once up on a time, there was a factory, a very successful factory that produced Dongs and sent them all round the world
There was much excitement in the land of SE++, with many forumers scrambling to find the Golden Dongs.
Soon the winners began to come forward
The 1st winner was Orik, a weird French bloke intent on waving his tackle about for the world to see
but then a bear ate him
and Fedora found the Donger and claimed to be the 4th winner
but luckily for him, this box contained the last Golden Donger
and he became the 5th winner
"Not to worry" Wonka said, "He's about to start an illustrious career in the cock fighting ring"
A scream rang out and as everyone turned around they saw Mully expanding, bigger and bigger, rounder and rounder, pinker and pinker, until she was the size of a really round pink person
unluckily for him, Snagglepuss was nearby and abducted the now human Berk and ate him
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it would be if he'd finished it
Would read again.
I came inside, and shuddered.
I started reading, and learned to love.
oh god
why am i the oompa loompas
that ain't make a lick of damn sense
But man you love some Hanna Barbara.
cause it looked funnier
In principle...
only if he draws rane going 'good day sir, you lose' in the half-everything office
a pink lion in a tophat
oh the absurdity!
aw man.. i was just dreaming about sexy twi'leks
there you go
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
That's what I thought.
she'll stick anything up there apperently.
animal vegetable or mineral.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
No, you didn't. You just thought you were thinking.
Rummage
Quality, if confusing, burn.
I've got a golden [censored] in my eye.
Does someone need a midol?