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Should I auction my Cousin off?

altmannaltmann Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I'm sitting there talking with my cousin who is in perpetual need of a boyfriend. I told her, I should just auction her off. One night - nothing guaranteed - to the highest bidder. I was joking of course.

She said "Ok".

Riiight.

This is my cousin (the one on the phone):

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I'm trying to think of the best way to go about this.

I figured, who should I turn to? The internets of course!

Imperator of the Gigahorse Jockeys.

"Oh what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!"

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh lord

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ebay

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This is going to be a good thread
    I can sense it
    Not at first
    But some catalyst will push it over the edge

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I bid half a cup of coffee (cold)

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    5 bucks.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll bid on her, but first I need nude shots

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Russian White Slavery trade is a good bet.

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  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll give you a bag of pubic hair for her.

    Don't worry.

    It's not my pubic hair.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have gold.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    As soon as I buy her I'm going to make her do it with my sister.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Wait, is she in Virginia or what now?

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    I have gold.
    It's very heavy, I'm willing to trade.

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  • altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yes. Virginia.

    I figure the auction could go down in DC.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    guys just imagine

    those tits, on rankenphiles sister. daaaaaamn

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  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Who's paying for the shipping on this? Do I get a refund if she dies on the way?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    altmann wrote: »
    Yes. Virginia.

    I figure the auction could go down in DC.

    Do I have to pay for shipping? In that case I take back my bids.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    oh lawd.

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If shipping is low, I'll do this

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    your cousin has ugly friends or relatives

    you may have ugly relatives

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    guys just imagine

    those tits, on rankenphiles sister. daaaaaamn

    Yes. Yes.

    Also: This lady is way out of my league. Jesus, I'm not even sure I'm playing the same game.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You should set up the auction, and then buy her yourself.
    That'll be so romantic.

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  • KPCKPC Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm guessing the catch is that she's crazy.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    As it turns out, there was mold in that cup of coffee.

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  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    guys just imagine

    those tits, on rankenphiles sister. daaaaaamn

    Yes. Yes.

    Also: This lady is way out of my league. Jesus, I'm not even sure I'm playing the same game.

    Do you look like Sloth, or what?

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'd just like to say those are some boobs.
    Like Charlotte the spider would probably weave a web proclaiming them
    SOME BOOBS

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    that is a hot bitch

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Virginia, eh?

    Five bucks.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I live ten minutes from you.

    I don't know how to feel about this.


    Kind of ashamed.

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  • MeatPopSICKleMeatPopSICKle Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Who gets to keep the cash? Cause im pretty sure thats pimping by most laws.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    two bits

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys, would you say those tits are rude?

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yourclothes wrote: »
    two bits

    five!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I wouldn't be surprised if maybe 5% of you knew what a date auction was before this.

    Although usually it's for charity.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    wait a second this is all probably totally fake

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Will she babysit my dog?

    $20

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    yourclothes wrote: »
    two bits

    five!

    six +supplying my own duct tape

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  • KPCKPC Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yourclothes wrote: »
    wait a second this is all probably totally fake
    you solved the riddle!

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I wouldn't be surprised if maybe 5% of you knew what a date auction was before this.

    Although usually it's for charity.
    By usually you mean always, because if not then it's pimping.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I wouldn't be surprised if maybe 5% of you knew what a date auction was before this.

    Although usually it's for charity.

    I think you summed it up quite succintly

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