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Aw man, that's not a freebase accident...that's syphilis. [Seagal Thread]

wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
I know everyone around here is chomping at the bit for new Steven Seagal information, I mean, who wouldn't? Fuckin' Steven Seagal, man.

Anyway, according to a recent article by the LA Times and then reposted online by Yahoo! News, Steven Seagal is blaming the FBI for his Direct to DVD career. Did you know that Steven Seagal associates himself with the mafia? No? Good, because he doesn't, but someone out there (Scarlet?) thought he did.

Anyway, here's the article.

Seagal says FBI probe ruined career
Steven Seagal, whose action movies once were major box-office attractions, believes false allegations by FBI agents ruined his career, the Los Angeles Times reported on Friday.

The comments in the Times are the first Seagal has made publicly about an investigation begun some five years ago by the FBI into accusations he intimidated a reporter and had ties to organized crime.

The Times said Seagal is demanding an apology from the FBI. A spokesman for the actor was not immediately available on Friday.

"False FBI accusations fueled thousands of articles saying that I terrorize journalists and associate with the Mafia," Seagal told the newspaper. "These kinds of inflammatory allegations scare studio heads and independent producers -- and kill careers."

Seagal, 56, was once a major star of action movies such as 1992's "Under Siege," which earned $156 million at worldwide box offices, but now he makes straight-to-DVD releases such as "Flight of Fury and "Attack Force."

The FBI investigation stemmed from Seagal's ties to former private detective Anthony Pellicano, who once was employed by many Hollywood stars, directors and producers, but is now in federal prison awaiting trial on wire-tapping and other charges.

The Pellicano investigation dates to 2002 when a free-lance reporter for the Los Angeles Times found a dead fish, a red rose and a note saying "Stop!" on her car. At the time, the reporter was researching Seagal and a former business partner.

Seagal told the Times that he and Pellicano had not been on speaking terms since the 1990s and the Times' story said his lawyers told FBI agents that by 2002, Seagal and Pellicano had become rivals in a bitter legal dispute.

The actor said in October 2004, an FBI official told him that federal agents knew he had nothing to do with the Pellicano investigation. Still, Seagal claims they have not publicly exonerated him.

An FBI spokeswoman declined to comment "because of the ongoing nature of the investigation" and referred calls to the U.S. Attorney's Office in Los Angeles.

A spokesman for the U.S. Attorney noted Seagal has never been charged or accused of being involved in the incident that eventually led to Pellicano's arrest. The spokesman added that the office does not comment on talks it has with attorneys representing defendants, investigation targets or witnesses.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think steven segals inability to act ruined his career

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Because it definitely wasn't the lack of talent.

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    that's not syphilis

    that's a space station

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  • Mikami TeruMikami Teru regular
    edited August 2007
    isnt it seagal

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    he believes he is a reincarnated llama

    bless 'm

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  • Mikami TeruMikami Teru regular
    edited August 2007
    llama must have done some bad shit

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm surprised that one crazy dude hasn't sued Steven Seagal for 40 double billion dollars.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    when i grow up in gonna get real buff squint all the time wear indian clothes and stop OCEAN DUMPAGE

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    keep on rockin' in the free world

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    lazy-seagull.jpg?

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  • MeatPopSICKleMeatPopSICKle Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mention of syphilis in the title, Seagal, yeah i thought this was about the Seahawks cheerleaders.

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I love seeing clips from his recent movies because he doesn't move when he fights. He stands in one spot and bad guys run up to him and then flip away when he swings towards them. oh gosh

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i liked tommy lee jones in under siege

    is that the right one

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    oh god his wikipedia article is full of straight quality stuff
    Mystical dog incident

    While being interviewed by PETA, Seagal was asked to provide an example of a special interaction with an animal. To lend context and meaning to his animal rights work, Seagal offered the story about a dog which approached him during his early aikido years in Japan. Seagal described feeling as if he had known this white dog forever. After keeping the dog for a few days, the dog (by barking) warned Seagal that his dojo was on fire. Seagal quickly summoned help to put out the conflagration. Seagal never saw the dog again.


    and seriously, how the heck was he married to the woman from Weird Science?

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  • Mikami TeruMikami Teru regular
    edited August 2007
    hahaha we all meet a mystical dog at one time or another

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  • NorgothNorgoth cardiffRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wombat wrote: »
    oh god his wikipedia article is full of straight quality stuff
    Mystical dog incident

    While being interviewed by PETA, Seagal was asked to provide an example of a special interaction with an animal. To lend context and meaning to his animal rights work, Seagal offered the story about a dog which approached him during his early aikido years in Japan. Seagal described feeling as if he had known this white dog forever. After keeping the dog for a few days, the dog (by barking) warned Seagal that his dojo was on fire. Seagal quickly summoned help to put out the conflagration. Seagal never saw the dog again.


    and seriously, how the heck was he married to the woman from Weird Science?

    Isnt that the plot to Dojo fire 6:Mystical Dog Adventures?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Norgoth wrote: »
    wombat wrote: »
    oh god his wikipedia article is full of straight quality stuff
    Mystical dog incident

    While being interviewed by PETA, Seagal was asked to provide an example of a special interaction with an animal. To lend context and meaning to his animal rights work, Seagal offered the story about a dog which approached him during his early aikido years in Japan. Seagal described feeling as if he had known this white dog forever. After keeping the dog for a few days, the dog (by barking) warned Seagal that his dojo was on fire. Seagal quickly summoned help to put out the conflagration. Seagal never saw the dog again.


    and seriously, how the heck was he married to the woman from Weird Science?

    Isnt that the plot to Dojo fire 6:Mystical Dog Adventures?

    no. its completely different

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    More like Steven Seagull.

    (Seagulls are terrifying)

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  • FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my mother always refers to seagal as "the block of wood"

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ever notice in his movies how he never loses a fight? Like in most action movies the hero will get his ass handed to him in one of the opening scenes or that main antagonist will be wiping the floor with him until he finds a clever way of killing him?

    Not in Segals movies, it's just him beating up Yakuzas all day long.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    also why do all native american actors have to be the stoic indian types? and then of course complain about indian stereotypes perpetuated by hollywood

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Flavabean wrote: »
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    ah yes. sylfaen. the perfect native american font.

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    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    More like Steven Seagull.

    (Seagulls are terrifying)

    Flock Of Seagals

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  • TostitosTostitos __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Flavabean wrote: »
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    ah yes. sylfaen. the perfect native american font.

    I think that's Papyrus.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    same difference

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Is it just me or does Steven Seagal look exactly like a pissed Jim Belushi with more hair?

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    his band played in the theater near me, I think it was last year

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  • TostitosTostitos __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Did anyone see The Patriot?

    My dad and I rented it a long long time ago, and towards the end, we were just watching in slackjawed what the fuck is going on seriously what the FUCK mode.

    Apparently Seagal was in charge of the whole thing and the movie ended with heavily armed soldiers in full NBC gear picking flowers in a field (!!) and then scattering those flowers from Huey gunships over a town (!!!!!).

    On a surreal unintentional hilarity scale of 1-10, I give it OVER 9000!!!!

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ahahaha oh yeah

    that was a pretty hilarious movie

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what the shit

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    half past dead

    that title doesn't even make sense

    dead is not a time period!

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  • TrippyDKTrippyDK Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The best part about Seagal movies is not the awful acting, but when he shoots a gun. He seriously never misses, and yet the gun is never reloaded, even after hes shot way more then the clip can hold.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    guys

    youtube, listen to his music

    lordy lordy

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the phrase is Champing at the Bit.

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    yeah whatever

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, I always hated his movies because he would go through the whole thing with barely a scratch and then fight some crackhead with a gun at the end.

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  • sp1ttlesp1ttle Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The best Seagal movie was Executive Decision.
    In the first part of the movie he dies.

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