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SO there's this hooker that posts on my local Craigslist 'Erotic Services'

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    personally I am a dude in a rocket suit in like 1939

    The Rocketeer is such a good movie.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm not really Hobbes. I am against a blue background though.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i'm just a fat dude with long purple hair
    people reacted interestingly when they assumed me to be female
    so i went with it
    shrug

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I actually am a Dai Li agent. I'm a pretty big deal.
    Huh, I guess I am three Dai Li agents. Nuts.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lol manboobs

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tostitos wrote: »
    is getting a blowjob from a hooker ok if you didn't pay for it

    C'mon, man, don't tease us with BS hypothetical statements. Storytime us!

    Also, I, as well, would not be averse to recieving PMs of a pictorial nature. As it were.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm a seahorse. I'm pregnant, although apparently Mully isn't the mother. Hm.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it's teefs

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    wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Tostitos wrote: »
    I kind of feel bad for not telling her that yeah, I've seen your tits on craigslist, but there's no non-awkward way to bring that up. Also since she hasn't told me she's an 'erotic services provider' yet then we're both kinda being dishonest with each other.

    D:

    Did I mention our mutual sexual chemistry?

    This will not end well.

    There's nothing that says you can't date her and still leave 50 bucks on the nightstand when you're done.

    did we already request pictures or something or whatever

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this is like an episode of seinfeld

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    except it's funny

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    wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    degjo I don't know if you've actually seen seinfeld

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    Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    How do you get your nipples to do that? I want nipples like that.

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My nipples hate the taste of liver...

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what the fuck

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wombat wrote: »
    degjo I don't know if you've actually seen seinfeld
    Yes, I have, and it's not funny. Opening monologue has Jerry doing unfunny stand-up preluding to his show, which also turns out to be not funny.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    visit eatliver.com

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    no i will not

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    peer pressure

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    smoke it

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    FCD wrote: »
    Tostitos wrote: »
    is getting a blowjob from a hooker ok if you didn't pay for it

    C'mon, man, don't tease us with BS hypothetical statements. Storytime us!

    Also, I, as well, would not be averse to recieving PMs of a pictorial nature. As it were.

    blow j

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    c'mon first time's free

    just a little liver

    just a little

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    2293.jpg

    How do you get your nipples to do that? I want nipples like that.
    YOU HEARD HIM!
    IN IMPACT BOLD!!
    DO IT!

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    comic sans

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    congratulations_pink_rainbow_glitter.gif

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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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    Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wow, that's not even a hotlinking issue. Apparently the guy at the website changed the whole picture, uploaded that thing in its place....

    That's dedication to antipirating, I can't help but admire it.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ipsedixit your av/sig fill me with an unspeakable rage

    i don't know why

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    dudeokay wrote: »
    ipsedixit your av/sig fill me with an unspeakable rage

    i don't know why

    Its probably because you know you could never have such an awesome hair do. Not ever.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ARGH

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what's going on, dudes?

    it's been a while. well not really. but i bought a playstation so i've been playing that for a while and also reading games news

    anyway tonight i cooked the most amazing spaghetti bolognaise and also i'm drinking a bottle of cheap red wine

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    what's going on, dudes?

    it's been a while. well not really. but i bought a playstation so i've been playing that for a while and also reading games news

    anyway tonight i cooked the most amazing spaghetti bolognaise and also i'm drinking a bottle of cheap red wine

    you know they have a second and third one of those now right?

    we don't really discuss the latter though

    and wine is only to be had cheaply in boxes

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh really? shit man you mean i paid $950 for old technology? but the dude said wipeout and crash bandicoots are the greatest games since two crude dudes

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    oh really? shit man you mean i paid $950 for old technology? but the dude said wipeout and crash bandicoots are the greatest games since two crude dudes

    should have bought a Genesis

    Vermilion Sword 4 lyfe

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    oh really? shit man you mean i paid $950 for old technology? but the dude said wipeout and crash bandicoots are the greatest games since two crude dudes

    spyro is the next big thing!

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    vectorman!

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    EclecticGrooveEclecticGroove Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think Kid Icarus is going to make a comeback.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    crash bandicoot truly is the greatest game ever

    mine doesnt work anymore after three moves :(

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    STEAM!
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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I liked Crash Bash a great deal.

    I still play that with friends occasionally.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the first crash was the hardest game to get 100% in ever

    of course i was 8

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    STEAM!
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