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In Serbian beer fest, Bear eats you

KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
From:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html
BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.


"Hey Ivanovich, I bet you can't finish off this keg, then strip naked and run in the bear cage!"
Darwin award or Serbian Mob hit?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bear tries beer battered man.

    Awarded three stars.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
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    Bear%20screaming%20at%20the%20camera.jpg

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bear barely bares bare butts

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bear thread

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    polar-bear-tongue.jpeg
    best kind of bear

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    thread is bare

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    threadbare

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It is threadbare

    Ahahahaha

    I'm sorry

    EDIT: DAMN YOU

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    cute bear overload

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ugh

    what the fuck

    hideous

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bear is driving?

    How is thi.....






    I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what the fuck are those

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Those aren't bears

    those are sloths with no eyes

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Bear is driving?

    How is thi.....






    I'm sorry, I just can't do it.
    No, no, no, no, it's ok.
    Try it again. I'll be ready this time.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i can certainly see how someone could get drunk and think it might be fun to punch a bear in the face

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    they're polar bears you fucking mooks

    don't make me fucking link Knut.

    Cause I'll link der kleine eisbear so hard

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    baby pandas. They're cute in a maggoty kinda way.

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  • Mikami TeruMikami Teru regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
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    cute bear overload

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    honestly I just want someone to drown those things

    or something

    they are nightmarish

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, fuck Grizzlies, Black bears is where its at.
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Air wrote: »
    i can certainly see how someone could get drunk and think it might be fun to punch a bear in the face


    I punched Baloo the Bear on the nose once.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Imagine a pack of those things crawling at you

    Leaping at you

    Making unholy sounds

    Christ that's horrifying

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    anyone read shantaram?
    the bear in that book was awesome
    all fighting with its owners and breaking out of jail or however that went

    i wonder if johnny depp will do things properly and hug the bear

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    in my mind they scream like the grey children from silent hill

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Imagine a pack of those things crawling at you

    Leaping at you

    Making unholy sounds

    Christ that's horrifying

    no horror game will be complete without those things

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They just want to burrow into your body and feed on your bodyfluids

    who are you to deny them that

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The sexiest bear:

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    I don't care if he does fake some of his stuff, dude is sexy

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wait what does he fake

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    orgasms

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  • KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    The sexiest bear:

    I don't care if he does fake some of his stuff, dude is sexy

    But no way in hell am I making out with Bear....I mean, the guy squeezes giant elephant shit for water!

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bear Grylls fakes nothing

    Bear Grylls is the manliest

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The horses from one episode he was trying to tame were from a ranch, he slept in a hotel a few times while supposedly in the wilds, his crew gave him food and stuff, little things.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    billy mays sells you the bear grylls bare griller

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    The horses from one episode he was trying to tame were from a ranch, he slept in a hotel a few times while supposedly in the wilds, his crew gave him food and stuff, little things.


    no way

    you lie

    how the fuck can you have a survival show and he sleeps in a hotel

    D=<

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He's the guy who drinks the shitjuice?

    God, that image is burned into my mind

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bear Grylls fakes nothing

    All evidence to the contrary was forged by Bear Grylls to test you

    You failed

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    The horses from one episode he was trying to tame were from a ranch, he slept in a hotel a few times while supposedly in the wilds, his crew gave him food and stuff, little things.


    no way

    you lie

    how the fuck can you have a survival show and he sleeps in a hotel

    D=<

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6911748.stm

    I mean, sure, if you believe the british media

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vlEavUH9ng

    Shitjuice

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ray Mears would eat him for breakfast.


    Probably how the ancient M'd'jooojooblohaba people ate their breakfast.

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