Penny Arcade Forums› Games and Technology
The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

Sony Defense Force Hates Bioshock

ReverendToastReverendToast Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Games and Technology
If you guys want to see fanboyism to the extreme check out http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/?p=83 apparently, according to the site, the animations are awful, and there is going to be a "Superior" PS3 version.

-The Good Reverend Toast

XboxLive Reverend Toast (Don't forget the Space); PSN ReverendToast (No space here)
ReverendToast on

Posts

  • EtericEteric Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    And they used to say Nintendo fanboys were bad.

    Eteric on
    eatfranks5.png
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this is interesting news and I thank you for bringing it to my attention

    Wren on
    tf2sig.jpg
    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
  • VaregaVarega Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Report'd for sitewhoring.

    Varega on
    League of Legends:Varega
  • DaybreakDaybreak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lol, good find. The SDF is always good for a laugh, the poor bastards.

    Daybreak on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I actually laughed at the site. Kudos.

    urahonky on
  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    And you expect a site labelled "(name of company here) Defense Force" to NOT be full of gibbering fanboys?

    cloudeagle on
    Switch: 3947-4890-9293
  • h8b1llg8tsh8b1llg8ts Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's even more funny the idiot loves Sony but has a 360 and bought the 360 version before it came out just to bash the game and only to want to buy it again for the PS3.

    Idiot ...

    h8b1llg8ts on
    Coolest Guy I Know
    h8b1llg8ts.gif
    sig.gif
    MAX: Liz I really, really wish that this could be something, you know, more. But it can't. We're just...

    LIZ: Different.

    VOICE-OVER: It's September 24th, I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. But then the really amazing thing happened. I came to life.
  • ReverendToastReverendToast Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I just was skimming through VE3D and all the 9.#/10 for Bioshock, and the lone 5/10 kinda stuck out. Makes me sad how some people can be so Biased they can't even enjoy a good thing.

    ReverendToast on
    -The Good Reverend Toast

    XboxLive Reverend Toast (Don't forget the Space); PSN ReverendToast (No space here)
  • RookRook Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    h8b1llg8ts wrote: »
    It's even more funny the idiot loves Sony but has a 360 and bought the 360 version before it came out just to bash the game and only to want to buy it again for the PS3.

    Idiot ...

    I see little evidence of the first fact, or the second :)

    Rook on
  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The last half of the review wrote:
    Now I do not fault the developers for this, they only had so much system power to work with so maybe this will all be addressed with the PS3 version when it comes out.

    To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.

    So yeah, that pretty much says it all. This is a non-story. There's always going to be some idiot doing this. Really who cares about these short-sighted guys? You may as well argue over at the NMA forums.

    subedii on
  • LunkerLunker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The best satire is the type that gets taken seriously. At least I consider this satire, especially because no PS3 version has ever been announced and it has the goofy "Home space" toss-in at the end.
    After many months of anticipation I finally got my copy of Bioshock and played through it over the past few days. There are many things to like about Bioshock such as the graphics (not animation), parts of the story and the water effects. That’s about where the good stuff ends.

    First let me say how excited I was for the game after playing the demo on the 360. While the animation seemed stiff and you could tell the 360 was being pushed too hard it still looked like it had a lot of potential. So imagine my disappointment when I got the final version only to find none of the animation hitches, shooting glitches and AI was cleaned up. I also wonder how much better the graphics would’ve been had they not been compressed to fit on a DVD. Now I do not fault the developers for this, they only had so much system power to work with so maybe this will all be addressed with the PS3 version when it comes out.

    To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.

    SDF Score: 5/10

    People just get so touchy nowadays, and the Internet's so lit up about BioShock that it's an instant trigger.
    messageboardswa5.gif

    Lunker on
    Tweet my Face: @heyitslunker | Save money at CheapAssGamer (not an affiliate link)
  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Lunker wrote: »
    The best satire is the type that gets taken seriously. At least I consider this satire, especially because no PS3 version has ever been announced and it has the goofy "Home space" toss-in at the end.

    It would be easy to dismiss this as satire if I hadn't been taught time and time again that, yes, people really can be that stupid, especially on the internet.

    subedii on
  • bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's a (kind of bad) joke and we discussed it, however briefly, in the Bioshock thread already.

    bruin on
  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Has to be a joke. HAS to be.

    urahonky on
  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Imagine that... angry bad review written to drive up site hits. Whether it's a joke or not, it's still done to get traffic.

    Gyral on
    25t9pjnmqicf.jpg
  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    urahonky wrote: »
    Has to be a joke. HAS to be.

    That's right, keep faith in humanity. We all need it sometimes.

    subedii on
  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gyral wrote: »
    Imagine that... angry bad review written to drive up site hits. Whether it's a joke or not, it's still done to get traffic.

    Up from 7 to 23, WOOOO!

    Nickle on
    Xbox/PSN/NNID/Steam: NickleDL | 3DS: 0731-4750-6906
  • apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    When you are a new user you can't get away with links that could be seen as sitewhoring.

    Lurk more. Establish yourself as someone not out to take advantage of our userbase, and then maybe.

    apotheos on


    猿も木から落ちる
This discussion has been closed.
Penny Arcade Forums› Games and Technology