So, next month marks my being here on these forums (and their predecessors) for five years. Except for a (less than) two month period when I deleted my own account, that is (I am DANGEROUS when given admin powers).
Man, that is kind of pathetic.
In that time I've had two alts, participated in, and helped to start, countless forum memes. Been the subject of photoshop competitions. Been loved as one of the best forumers, and despised as one of the worst. I've been a moderator and a junior Administrator. I've started flame wars and forum traditions. I even participated in events that directly resulted in the crashing of the forums. I've sold t-shirts with my picture on it, and people actually paid me money for them. I've made a few close friends in real life, and met some folks that I really hate (actually, I can think of only one, but I'll leave you guessing as to who.) I've had one of the highest post counts at times, and lurkered for extended periods at others. I've also consistantly made fun of Penance whenever I could.
Man, THAT is all even more pathetic.
Anyway, these are just the things I think of when I'm avoiding doing my work. This stuff is just marginally more interesting than spreadsheets.
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it's kind of refreshing actually i mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This thread lacks content.
gonna get a salad at burger king
chicken wings at pizza hut
a chicken sandwich at steak n shake
I know this forum well enough to know that if I tried to come up with a real topic it would be derailed faster than Amtrak.
we didn't have COCKS DICKS LOL in those days.
there was ONE COCK!
and we loved it
a lot.
he's before your time, kind of
intensely jewish, used to have threads basically formed around the chuck norris meme, except replace chuck with evander
very large and hairy, hated the idea of wearing a shirt
and it burst
now i have a sty on my upper eyelid
im kinda of pissed
and DHL fucked up my delivery yesterday
STEAM!
also shit I was supposed to mail you something
what was it
Well I built a little empire out of
some crazy garbage called
the blood of the exploited working class.
But they've overcome their shyness. Now
they're calling me "your highness."
And the world cries,
"Kiss me, son of god."
It's not me, is it?
I'm not sure what the OP is saying though. Is this like a history project, a wankfest, a slumber party, gibberrish, what?
No.
Steve can be a little handsy at times, but he's mostly good people.
gibberish, mostly
I just realized it's been almost five years, and wanted to post some of the shit I remember, but didn't feel like actually typing out the details.
was it situations for a comic
wanna cookie?
we oranged it.
I meant email you goose
...and will you share.
That's a shitty webcam picture of a hezbollah flag a friend of mine brought back from when he was touring the middle east. I really should have taken it down when my landlord was trying to rent this place out again.
actually, it might be zero, not counting my ex-girlfriend, who registered AFTER we were already dating. Or dustin.
I like titties, and all, but I'm not the type of guy to solicit pictures from folks.
I did take Susie's shirt off of her one time, and she old me to take her bra off too, but I decided not to.
And I've kissed maybe three or four formers (don't remember the exact number.)
Again, Steve was a little pushy, and kept coming back for more.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
No, sorry.
I only printed up shirts for the orders that I got, because I knew demand would be pretty limited.
I only got one extra shirt, and I nded up selling it to Grath a few months later (funds had been too tight for him when I was taking initial orders.)
Everyonce in a while some one asks me for one, and I'd love to get a new one for myself, but there is never enough demand all at once to justify a reprinting, since there are minimums for batch size.
fuck the settlers
Ah yes. Juan.
This, give or take a few years. :P
where?
under there.
you mean under that dickfor?