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EvanderEvander Disappointed FatherRegistered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
So, next month marks my being here on these forums (and their predecessors) for five years. Except for a (less than) two month period when I deleted my own account, that is (I am DANGEROUS when given admin powers).

Man, that is kind of pathetic.



In that time I've had two alts, participated in, and helped to start, countless forum memes. Been the subject of photoshop competitions. Been loved as one of the best forumers, and despised as one of the worst. I've been a moderator and a junior Administrator. I've started flame wars and forum traditions. I even participated in events that directly resulted in the crashing of the forums. I've sold t-shirts with my picture on it, and people actually paid me money for them. I've made a few close friends in real life, and met some folks that I really hate (actually, I can think of only one, but I'll leave you guessing as to who.) I've had one of the highest post counts at times, and lurkered for extended periods at others. I've also consistantly made fun of Penance whenever I could.



Man, THAT is all even more pathetic.





Anyway, these are just the things I think of when I'm avoiding doing my work. This stuff is just marginally more interesting than spreadsheets.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh man i didn't even know Evander could be so self centered

    it's kind of refreshing actually i mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Seph on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    who are you

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've been here for like 20 years and you don't see me bragging.

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Is it time we all make our own threads describing all threads we posted in while post in more threads thread?















    This thread lacks content.

    Jimmy on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This breakfast sandwich from Dunkin Donuts I'm eating is less than optimal.

    Critical on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    why would you eat anything but donuts from a place with donuts in the game

    gonna get a salad at burger king

    chicken wings at pizza hut

    a chicken sandwich at steak n shake

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    This thread lacks content.

    I know this forum well enough to know that if I tried to come up with a real topic it would be derailed faster than Amtrak.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    I've made a few close friends in real life, and met some folks that I really hate (actually, I can think of only one, but I'll leave you guessing as to who.)
    slungsolow.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i'm pretty curious as to the quality of hezbollah game though.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Because Dunkin Donuts sells all manners of breakfats foods. And they are usually pretty good. This one, however, sucks.

    Critical on
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've been on these forums for 12 years.

    we didn't have COCKS DICKS LOL in those days.

    there was ONE COCK!

    and we loved it

    a lot.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    who are you

    he's before your time, kind of

    intensely jewish, used to have threads basically formed around the chuck norris meme, except replace chuck with evander

    very large and hairy, hated the idea of wearing a shirt

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I totally didn't do this for my 5 year forum anniversary.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man i had a sty on my lower eyelid

    and it burst

    now i have a sty on my upper eyelid

    im kinda of pissed

    and DHL fucked up my delivery yesterday

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you putz I was kidding

    also shit I was supposed to mail you something

    what was it

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    who are you

    Well I built a little empire out of
    some crazy garbage called
    the blood of the exploited working class.

    But they've overcome their shyness. Now
    they're calling me "your highness."
    And the world cries,
    "Kiss me, son of god."

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  • bhealeybhealey Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    I've made a few close friends in real life, and met some folks that I really hate (actually, I can think of only one, but I'll leave you guessing as to who.)

    It's not me, is it?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Evander is a really cool dude in real life the one time I met him.

    I'm not sure what the OP is saying though. Is this like a history project, a wankfest, a slumber party, gibberrish, what?

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Evander is basically my father... even though I am older than him.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    I've made a few close friends in real life, and met some folks that I really hate (actually, I can think of only one, but I'll leave you guessing as to who.)
    slungsolow.

    No.

    Steve can be a little handsy at times, but he's mostly good people.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Evander is a really cool dude in real life the one time I met him.

    I'm not sure what the OP is saying though. Is this like a history project, a wankfest, a slumber party, gibberrish, what?

    gibberish, mostly



    I just realized it's been almost five years, and wanted to post some of the shit I remember, but didn't feel like actually typing out the details.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    mail? you might actually have to pass by the house before you even got to the post office

    was it situations for a comic

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I totally didn't do this for my 5 year forum anniversary.

    wanna cookie?

    Evander on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Evander is a really cool dude in real life the one time I met him.

    I'm not sure what the OP is saying though. Is this like a history project, a wankfest, a slumber party, gibberrish, what?
    He's saying he hates you.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The question everyone wants to know is: how many forumer titties have you seen and do you have copies?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I totally didn't do this for my 5 year forum anniversary.

    wanna cookie?
    Nah, I was going to ask you if you had any of those t-shirts laying around.

    Dynagrip on
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    also, no one limed shit in those days.

    we oranged it.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mail? you might actually have to pass by the house before you even got to the post office

    was it situations for a comic

    I meant email you goose

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    The question everyone wants to know is: how many forumer titties have you seen and do you have copies?


    ...and will you share.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    khyberkyhberhezbollah.jpg

    That's a shitty webcam picture of a hezbollah flag a friend of mine brought back from when he was touring the middle east. I really should have taken it down when my landlord was trying to rent this place out again.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    The question everyone wants to know is: how many forumer titties have you seen and do you have copies?

    actually, it might be zero, not counting my ex-girlfriend, who registered AFTER we were already dating. Or dustin.

    I like titties, and all, but I'm not the type of guy to solicit pictures from folks.



    I did take Susie's shirt off of her one time, and she old me to take her bra off too, but I decided not to.

    And I've kissed maybe three or four formers (don't remember the exact number.)



    Again, Steve was a little pushy, and kept coming back for more.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    so how about that gaza stip huh

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I totally didn't do this for my 5 year forum anniversary.

    wanna cookie?
    Nah, I was going to ask you if you had any of those t-shirts laying around.

    No, sorry.

    I only printed up shirts for the orders that I got, because I knew demand would be pretty limited.

    I only got one extra shirt, and I nded up selling it to Grath a few months later (funds had been too tight for him when I was taking initial orders.)



    Everyonce in a while some one asks me for one, and I'd love to get a new one for myself, but there is never enough demand all at once to justify a reprinting, since there are minimums for batch size.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    so how about that gaza stip huh

    fuck the settlers

    Evander on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I've been on these forums for 12 years.

    we didn't have COCKS DICKS LOL in those days.

    there was ONE COCK!

    and we loved it

    a lot.

    Ah yes. Juan.

    Ruckus on
  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    CJTheran wrote: »
    I've been here for like 20 years and you don't see me bragging.

    This, give or take a few years. :P

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey look everybody it's Evander

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    Hey look everybody it's Evander

    where?

    Evander on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Hey look everybody it's Evander

    where?

    under there.

    Ruckus on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Hey look everybody it's Evander

    where?

    under there.

    you mean under that dickfor?

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