Pussy Magnets

Staleghoti

Every guy has some sort of magic item that he believes makes him more attractive to women. Like a nice car, or... I dunno nice jeans or something...

Here's mine



A puppy. Okay, not actually a puppy, she's a few years old, but she's cute as a button so you get the idea.

Puppies are pretty much unstopable at attracting pussy... so I've heard.

What's your pussy magnet?

World as Myth

radioactive waste

Nuzak

dogs hate pussy-cats

you are confused

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Green

(Borat joke here)

Bloods End

Being a fireman who also happens to be dennis leary.

arod_77

My winning personality?

Penguin Incarnate

A personality.

Edit: Fuck.

bent

my post count

World as Myth

you appear to have something tragic on your lip

Wren

so who is the holocaust victim holding the dog?

Nuzak

a gun

Staleghoti

The Far Side wrote: »

THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT CATS AT ALL

Kittens can be pussy magnets

Penguin Incarnate

World as Myth wrote: »

you appear to have something tragic on your lip

He blew a robot.

Roboherpes.

Mikami Teru

your pussy magnet is a homosexual crackhead holding a dog

Sub Standard

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

you appear to have something tragic on your lip

He blew a robot.

Roboherpes.

The noisy killer.

Calamity Jane

World as Myth

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

you appear to have something tragic on your lip

He blew a robot.

Roboherpes.

this thread is now about how to get robot pussy

Staleghoti

Robots don't have pussies, foo

BusterK

If you don't mind girls with high iron content you can use regular magnets

Nuzak

World as Myth wrote: »

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

you appear to have something tragic on your lip

He blew a robot.

Roboherpes.

this thread is now about how to get robot pussy

noticing TWO THINGS

#pipe

My adeptness in guitar hero brings all the girls to the yard.

and they're like "man, you're pretty good"

Staleghoti

I tried to use my adeptness at videogames as a pussy magnet.

it did not work

#pipe

Also it is quite easy to use my home theatre and DVD collection to convince girls to come home with me.

quite easy indeed

Homeless

being in a metal band

HAHA JUST KIDDING

arod_77

Buy it

Fix it

Break it

Use it

Point it

Click it

Quick Upgrade it

World as Myth

I once got a girl to 'fall in love' with me by being a really good star wars roleplayer

she was super uggo though

Blankspace

Pussy Magnet Pro: Chicks dig Actors.


Pussy Magnet Con: Most Drama chicks are batshit.

FreddyD

My vulva refrigerator magnet only makes women uncomfortable.

bongi

i am going to state the obvious:



my vast wealth

Filler Inc.

Oh what the fuck?

the wook

my pussy magnet has the poles reversed

CrossBuster

I take advantage of the fact that there are women who will have sex with you if you pay them.

#pipe

bongi wrote: »

i am going to state the obvious:



my vast, vast, vast fortune

Wren

the wook wrote: »

my pussy magnet has the poles reversed

gaaaay

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World as Myth

The Far Side wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

I once got a girl to 'fall in love' with me by being a really good star wars roleplayer

she was super uggo though

that should be implied, dear

I resent what you're saying here, but I begrudgingly acknowledge that you're right

bongi

i'm actually lying, i don't have any money

girls loooove tramps

Lord Dave

I keep them on my pussy refrigerator.

Calamity Jane

Staleghoti wrote: »

I tried to use my adeptness at videogames as a pussy magnet.

it did not work

Yeah baby you like it when I hit level twelve, don't you?

Yeah, gonna hit level thirteen all over your face.

CrossBuster

also, chloroform