I realize that I would probably have better luck in H/A but it usually takes a long time for people to get back to you on that board and I need a more immediate answer if possible. I understand there will be a few "Dude you are totally dying" posts but I'm hoping that from amidst the chaos I can get some clarity of vision.
About once every three or four months, I get a pain out of no where. Not like a tiny kind of pain.. I would best describe as being stabbed in the belly button with some rusty piece of shrapnel. That's not really an exaggeration. I can't explain exactly where it comes from, and there are a lot of variables involved, but usually it happens when I'm stretching in some form or another. Leaning my head back in the shower to wash my hair, yawning while extending my arms in the air, and just now, taking a large step over the clothes in my living room.
I doubled over. Like, the pain was
blinding and I yelled out loud involuntarily while clutching my stomach. It seriously feels like I'm getting stabbed in the stomach. Also, it makes it feel as though I've been kicked in the balls, really, really hard. This time I grabbed my balls in pain and it MULTIPLIED the feeling of the stabbing a hundred fold and I quickly found myself in the fetal position. That helped. So I hunched over, remaining in the fetal position and now I'm lying on the floor with my open laptop, typing sideways.
Has anyone ever experienced this?
Like I said, it only happens once every few months and it usually subsides inside of fifteen minutes, but my roommate is telling me there is nothing normal about this.
TL;DR - My body is killing me from the inside out. Please help me.
Also, to add context to the thread, how is your body broken?
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A doctor wouldn't hurt, but try and think back to what you ate in the past 24 hours.
Anything different?
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
I would say hernia. Which could end up being some suck-ass surgery if that's what it is.
Either that, or you have a hernia and never have had it checked out.
Also Granddaddy D needs to go to a doctor
On the black screen
I'm going to the hospital tomorrow to see if my nose and heel are broken.
Woohoo.
Then I get to have 2 route canals and over 5 moderate cavities filled.
Double woohoo.
go to the doctor retard?
and yesterday I stepped on the top stair on our deck and the entire thing just fell down
EDIT: not the deck, just the stairs
I had a hernia that never hurt. I didn't even really notice it until I was itching myself and went "What the fuck is that third lump?" 6 months later, on December 26, I'm lying in the recovery room in the hospital, next to a dude who looks just like Andre Agassi.
One-upped that fucker, my physics teacher looks like Clark Kent.
or, and I'm absolutely serious, it's eerily similar to my rotten guts. However I seriously doubt that as it would be constant.
dude, hospital
sometimes, very very rarely lately, i get a sudden sharp pain in the very back of my skull, nearly blinding. wears off after about ten seconds, but causes me to drop what i was doing and clutch my head and curse in two languages
Dangit, if it's a hernia, I hope this isn't natures way of telling me I should have stayed fat.
I've never had a surgery before. I'm looking up webpages on hernias and it's saying that I would have to have surgery.
Frickkkkkkkk
Edit: but there is no lump, i'm reading that there is almost always a lump...
i had one when i was seven
or you could go to a doctor before you die
up to you
and that was in brokeass Russia
so there you go
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
it's not that bad.
they make a small incision, they tuck the intestine back into place and close up the tear in your abdomen, then close the incision.
Afterwards you watch what you lift, but you can go back to lifting about 3 weeks later
Turned out I had a diseased Gallbladder that needed removing.
Are there any other symptoms? Or is it just pain?
Either way, you still need to head to the doctors, as this could be a serious problem.
threads like this
come on now grandaddy you are too old of a dude to make a thread like this
GO TO THE DOCTOR
goddammit, it's good
cooking will happen
Do you want something the size of a pencil shoved up your pee-hole?
i have the various football injuries like busted knuckles and jammed fingers, but fuck that's normal at this time of year
on the other hand i did just gouge my big toe on my computer desk and that fucking hurts.
you know what happens if it explodes?
you die
It would also get more intense after spicy or very rich foods.
or something
I once had a surgery on my finger to re-attach a nerve that I'd clean sliced apart. Nerves healing is painful. :]
evolution has failed us
Pretty much the same as me, except I didn't know I had it until this time last year.
Like I said, I was scratching, and went "Huh? There shouldn't be a third lump!"
EDIT: The surgery was OK. The part afterwards, where they gave my short, skinny ass a couple Percocet, wasn't. I got up and pissed, then they had to put a chair behind me so I could collapse into it and vomit wildly. If that wasn't bad enough, my mom punched me for saying something to the effect of "Fuck me running, that sucked." I couldn't sit up on Percocet without shaking all over.
It seems I'm probably worse off than I though.
Crap.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.