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A medical quandary.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I bet its Lupus.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i think catheters are just about the worst thing ever

    peeing blood once they're removed is just not my idea of fun

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    however if it is gallbladder, you're n luck, that can be a completely scope-based surgery. they slice open your belly button and pull it out. easy as pie.

    took me about a week to close up after they took mine out.

    Stale on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    Doctors take away the hurt, but they leave the pain.

    or something

    I once had a surgery on my finger to re-attach a nerve that I'd clean sliced apart. Nerves healing is painful. :]

    nerve tissue does not regenerate.

    therefore it does not "heal"

    what you felt was nerve tissue regaining circulation and refiring. The brain interprets this as pain.

    Stale on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Degjo wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    You're having a miscarriage.

    Either that, or you have a hernia and never have had it checked out.

    I had a hernia that never hurt. I didn't even really notice it until I was itching myself and went "What the fuck is that third lump?" 6 months later, on December 26, I'm lying in the recovery room in the hospital, next to a dude who looks just like Andre Agassi.
    One-upped that fucker, my physics teacher looks like Clark Kent.
    My brother had a hernia since birth and didn't think to mention anything to anyone until about a year ago because he thought it was normal.

    Pretty much the same as me, except I didn't know I had it until this time last year.
    Like I said, I was scratching, and went "Huh? There shouldn't be a third lump!"
    He just thought the pain was normal.

    See, I never even had pain until they did the surgery. Now it's just an awesome scar that points at my junk.

    Me Too! on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    that's not reassuring at all!
    Stale wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    Doctors take away the hurt, but they leave the pain.

    or something

    I once had a surgery on my finger to re-attach a nerve that I'd clean sliced apart. Nerves healing is painful. :]

    nerve tissue does not regenerate.

    therefore it does not "heal"

    what you felt was nerve tissue regaining circulation and refiring. The brain interprets this as pain.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oooh i had a scope based surgery for my varicocele

    but they make a rather wide incision in your abdomen and man i couldn't bend at all for two days

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man, ever since I was 15 every I guess around 30th urination hurts to all fucking hell

    I think I've just been passing very small kidney stones for years upon years

    Weaver on
  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    WHO IS ON MEDICATION

    dish to the internet

    150cc on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you fool

    they're diamonds

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's just the pain.

    I don't know I've just always been scared of the doctor's, dudes. I have too many incurable diseases that run in my family. I live under the constant fear that my dad is going to get cancer (from his side) or my mother is going to get Alzheimer's (from her side). In my experience the only thing the doctor's office has been good for is confirming a heightened sense of mortality.

    I guess tommorow I'll bite the bullet and see about going to the doctor. But she is so old, and she is gonna wanna cup my junk.

    I dont want a 72 year old woman cupping my junk.

    Grandaddy Delicious on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    man, ever since I was 15 every I guess around 30th urination hurts to all fucking hell

    I think I've just been passing very small kidney stones for years upon years

    are you hydrated

    every now and then i have this burning sensation at the tip of my dick and i have found that drinking some water is key to it vanishing fast

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I felt a small tear during my weight training class in high school. I didn't think anything of it, just thought it was someone stretching. By the end of the day, I was crawling to my mothers car, as she was picking me up from school that day, she ran out of the car to help me.

    She asked me what was wrong 'my balls hurt' I replied. She called my doctor, 20 minutes later I had a dude shoving his fingers in both sides of my ball sac and I was screaming like a little girl.

    I had a double Inguinal Hernia

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yeesh

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Degjo wrote: »
    I felt a small tear during my weight training class in high school. I didn't think anything of it, just thought it was someone stretching. By the end of the day, I was crawling to my mothers car, as she was picking me up from school that day, she ran out of the car to help me.

    She asked me what was wrong 'my balls hurt' I replied. She called my doctor, 20 minutes later I had a dude shoving his fingers in both sides of my ball sac and I was screaming like a little girl.

    I had a double Inguinal Hernia

    Yeah I had the kind you're born with.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Advil
    Caffeine
    Glucosamine/Chondrotiin
    Sufentanyl when the pain strikes

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    man, ever since I was 15 every I guess around 30th urination hurts to all fucking hell

    I think I've just been passing very small kidney stones for years upon years

    This used to happen to me weaver, it's very possible you may have an undiagnosed kidney infection. Regardless, you should get that checked out, that feeling blows.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yes I am hydrated

    the pain creeps up several inches into my abdomen, passes after a few minutes, then is gone until the next time. I have a diet high in meat, beef in particular, plus I drink lots & lots of milk and eat lots of cheese, so calcium deposits should not be unexpected.

    Weaver on
  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i think catheters are just about the worst thing ever

    peeing blood once they're removed is just not my idea of fun
    It is, by far, the worst pain of my life.

    But when it came out, it felt so good.

    Degjo on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I used to get a bunch of partial seizures about every 3-4 months.

    Are you having partial seizures?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I have no idea why people would want to take Percocet for recreation. That shit fucked me up. Darbocet was good, especially combined with the little pain-pump they gave me.

    Me Too! on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    yes I am hydrated

    the pain creeps up several inches into my abdomen, passes after a few minutes, then is gone until the next time. I have a diet high in meat, beef in particular, plus I drink lots & lots of milk and eat lots of cheese, so calcium deposits should not be unexpected.

    ah

    whenever it happens to me it is pretty painful and highly irritating

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i am experiencing every side effect of my medication

    :O

    150cc on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's just the pain.

    I don't know I've just always been scared of the doctor's, dudes. I have too many incurable diseases that run in my family. I live under the constant fear that my dad is going to get cancer (from his side) or my mother is going to get Alzheimer's (from her side). In my experience the only thing the doctor's office has been good for is confirming a heightened sense of mortality.

    I guess tommorow I'll bite the bullet and see about going to the doctor. But she is so old, and she is gonna wanna cup my junk.

    I dont want a 72 year old woman cupping my junk.

    well, let it keep going and you could go septic.

    Then you get to live like Stale for a week or two.

    Don't live like me.

    I like you.

    Stale on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    man, ever since I was 15 every I guess around 30th urination hurts to all fucking hell

    I think I've just been passing very small kidney stones for years upon years

    This used to happen to me weaver, it's very possible you may have an undiagnosed kidney infection. Regardless, you should get that checked out, that feeling blows.

    My blood tests were within normal range and an ultrasound of my kidneys showed nothing other than normal lesions on the outer layers of tissue that regularly burst & heal with an average diet.

    Weaver on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I have no idea why people would want to take Percocet for recreation. That shit fucked me up. Darbocet was good, especially combined with the little pain-pump they gave me.

    percoset and vicodin are pretty much great yeah

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    yes I am hydrated

    the pain creeps up several inches into my abdomen, passes after a few minutes, then is gone until the next time. I have a diet high in meat, beef in particular, plus I drink lots & lots of milk and eat lots of cheese, so calcium deposits should not be unexpected.

    ah

    whenever it happens to me it is pretty painful and highly irritating

    It's painful enough that it makes me want to stab myself repeatedly in the abdomen but I sort of overcome it.

    Weaver on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you may not be

    familiar with the common types of hernias that you could get

    so just settle down, let me fill you in

    there's incomplete! (incomplete!)

    epigastric! (epigastric!)

    bladder! (huh bladder!)

    strang-u-lated! (strang-u-lated!)

    Lumbar hernia! (Lumbar hernia!)

    Richter's hernia! (Richter's hernia!)

    Obstructed, inguinal, and direct!

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    doggs it is not fun when you take a medicine that makes you an insomniac

    and then makes you even more drowsy than you would have been naturally

    you get five hours of sleep rather than a good 8

    and then you feel as if you have slept 2

    150cc on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    It's just the pain.

    I don't know I've just always been scared of the doctor's, dudes. I have too many incurable diseases that run in my family. I live under the constant fear that my dad is going to get cancer (from his side) or my mother is going to get Alzheimer's (from her side). In my experience the only thing the doctor's office has been good for is confirming a heightened sense of mortality.

    I guess tommorow I'll bite the bullet and see about going to the doctor. But she is so old, and she is gonna wanna cup my junk.

    I dont want a 72 year old woman cupping my junk.

    If it turns out you do have a hernia, you get to have a surgery consult.
    This consists of them saying "Drop trou," grabbing your dangle while you cough, and then telling you what the surgery is like.

    Me Too! on
  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    it sounds like there are a lot of doggs here taking painkillers

    but what about the happy pills

    150cc on
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ....

    Ok, it just clicked.

    It only happens whenever I'm on a bulk and I'm lifting heavy.

    Typically the day of or the day after I've done a heavy abs workout.

    Does that all but confirm that it's a freaking hernia?

    Grandaddy Delicious on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    yes I am hydrated

    the pain creeps up several inches into my abdomen, passes after a few minutes, then is gone until the next time. I have a diet high in meat, beef in particular, plus I drink lots & lots of milk and eat lots of cheese, so calcium deposits should not be unexpected.

    ah

    whenever it happens to me it is pretty painful and highly irritating

    It's painful enough that it makes me want to stab myself repeatedly in the abdomen but I sort of overcome it.

    mine is enough to make me want to hit myself in the head until i pass out but what the fuck does that solve

    it's like some sort of retard reaction

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I have no idea why people would want to take Percocet for recreation. That shit fucked me up. Darbocet was good, especially combined with the little pain-pump they gave me.

    percoset and vicodin are pretty much great yeah

    No joke, I couldn't sit upright without shaking, going into cold sweats, and puking.
    I had to wait for the Perc to wear off before I could get up and walk around.

    Me Too! on
  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    it sounds like there are a lot of doggs here taking painkillers

    but what about the happy pills
    Is that slang for cocaine?

    FreddyD on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    it sounds like there are a lot of doggs here taking painkillers

    but what about the happy pills

    14 surgeries later i certainly enjoy painkillers

    they make me happy

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm pretty healthy

    I rarely even take aspirin or anything

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I drink a lot to dull the knowledge that I should have died years ago in the mountains of a foreign land when that bomb fell on us

    Weaver on
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ....

    Ok, it just clicked.

    It only happens whenever I'm on a bulk and I'm lifting heavy.

    Typically the day of or the day after I've done a heavy abs workout.

    Does that all but confirm that it's a freaking hernia?

    Grandaddy Delicious on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I have no idea why people would want to take Percocet for recreation. That shit fucked me up. Darbocet was good, especially combined with the little pain-pump they gave me.

    percoset and vicodin are pretty much great yeah

    No joke, I couldn't sit upright without shaking, going into cold sweats, and puking.
    I had to wait for the Perc to wear off before I could get up and walk around.

    some people are allergic to it, i am.

    but i didn't react to it the way you did, i just itched a little and i felt like a crack head constantly scratching my neck and forearms.

    did you eat before you took it, this can be a major deal for some people

    i can take them without eating but it is not recommended

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