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A medical quandary.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Somes like your abs don't like being stretched.

    If that is a hernia, that's probably it. Either way try not to stretch your stomach muscles.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If only we could turn Stale into a vigilante killing machine.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    stale

    big ups stale for toughness

    t favlaud kisses and hugs

    :O

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    I've never injured myself seriously

    I always wondered how a broken bone felt like

    I've always wondered this too.

    Mind you I think I broke a bone in my foot once but I never got it checked out, after a year or two the pain went away.

    Deep gashes I have discovered don't actually hurt all that much at all.

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    I've never injured myself seriously

    I always wondered how a broken bone felt like

    I've always wondered this too.

    Mind you I think I broke a bone in my foot once but I never got it checked out, after a year or two the pain went away.

    Deep gashes I have discovered don't actually hurt all that much at all.
    They hurt for a couple minutes and after a week they scar up.

    I have four major scars. The two from my hernia operation, and then two on my left hand from my ex-girlfriend.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If only we could turn Stale into a vigilante killing machine.

    I get to be awesome and in my pain clinic I hold the record for highest bio-feeback score ever obtained.

    For most people, "severe pain" is registered as around 12-15. On this little scale the registers elecrtical activity on your nerve lines.

    They hooked me up and I idled at 70.

    They applied pressure to my leg and it hit 120 and then broke the machine and went off-scale.


    "The fact you aren't a raving lunatic is a testment to mental toughness and willpower." My doctor keeps a picture of me in his office to show other patients who whine too much. I like Dr. Lee. He's an awesome little asian man.

    Stale on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The "machine" is a six-seven black guy with a baseball bat.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale, do not be surprised if you ever read in the papers about the uncovering of a strange cult who worship an idol of a Ron Jeremy doll in a wheelchair.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    If only we could turn Stale into a vigilante killing machine.

    I get to be awesome and in my pain clinic I hold the record for highest bio-feeback score ever obtained.

    For most people, "severe pain" is registered as around 12-15. On this little scale the registers elecrtical activity on your nerve lines.

    They hooked me up and I idled at 70.

    They applied pressure to my leg and it hit 120 and then broke the machine and went off-scale.


    "The fact you aren't a raving lunatic is a testment to mental toughness and willpower." My doctor keeps a picture of me in his office to show other patients who whine too much. I like Dr. Lee. He's an awesome little asian man.

    Yeah but have you doled out street justice recently? You cant be a vigilante without that

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    If only we could turn Stale into a vigilante killing machine.

    I get to be awesome and in my pain clinic I hold the record for highest bio-feeback score ever obtained.

    For most people, "severe pain" is registered as around 12-15. On this little scale the registers elecrtical activity on your nerve lines.

    They hooked me up and I idled at 70.

    They applied pressure to my leg and it hit 120 and then broke the machine and went off-scale.


    "The fact you aren't a raving lunatic is a testment to mental toughness and willpower." My doctor keeps a picture of me in his office to show other patients who whine too much. I like Dr. Lee. He's an awesome little asian man.

    These machines should be in pubs so the argument of who's tougher really can be put to the test.

    What do they do to measure pain though? Zap you or something?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    If only we could turn Stale into a vigilante killing machine.

    I get to be awesome and in my pain clinic I hold the record for highest bio-feeback score ever obtained.

    For most people, "severe pain" is registered as around 12-15. On this little scale the registers elecrtical activity on your nerve lines.

    They hooked me up and I idled at 70.

    They applied pressure to my leg and it hit 120 and then broke the machine and went off-scale.


    "The fact you aren't a raving lunatic is a testment to mental toughness and willpower." My doctor keeps a picture of me in his office to show other patients who whine too much. I like Dr. Lee. He's an awesome little asian man.

    These machines should be in pubs so the argument of who's tougher really can be put to the test.

    What do they do to measure pain though? Zap you or something?

    electrodes are applied at my ankles, calves, and thighs. Then again at my spine, neck, and skull.

    measures the amount of signal along your major nerve lines. Then they do an EMG at the same time.

    Thats a 2 inch needle hooked up to a computer that they plunge into muscle groups and you ahve to constrict the muscle they're currently digging around in. The needle acts like a microphone to pick up mis-firing nerves. It outputs a sound if it detects a mis-fire. When they plunge it into you, it sound be just a pop here and there. When they do it to me, it sounds like someone blaring static.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    If only we could turn Stale into a vigilante killing machine.

    I get to be awesome and in my pain clinic I hold the record for highest bio-feeback score ever obtained.

    For most people, "severe pain" is registered as around 12-15. On this little scale the registers elecrtical activity on your nerve lines.

    They hooked me up and I idled at 70.

    They applied pressure to my leg and it hit 120 and then broke the machine and went off-scale.


    "The fact you aren't a raving lunatic is a testment to mental toughness and willpower." My doctor keeps a picture of me in his office to show other patients who whine too much. I like Dr. Lee. He's an awesome little asian man.

    These machines should be in pubs so the argument of who's tougher really can be put to the test.

    What do they do to measure pain though? Zap you or something?

    electrodes are applied at my ankles, calves, and thighs. Then again at my spine, neck, and skull.

    measures the amount of signal along your major nerve lines. Then they do an EMG at the same time.

    Thats a 2 inch needle hooked up to a computer that they plunge into muscle groups and you ahve to constrict the muscle they're currently digging around in. The needle acts like a microphone to pick up mis-firing nerves. It outputs a sound if it detects a mis-fire. When they plunge it into you, it sound be just a pop here and there. When they do it to me, it sounds like someone blaring static.

    So is there a cure or something or are you doomed?

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    I bet its Lupus.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Look at how jagged his facial hair is.

    It's so dangerous.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They stopped airing house over here

    is it still good or did it decline?

    Neli on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's still good.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    They stopped airing house over here

    is it still good or did it decline?

    if anything it kept improving. cant wait for s4

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    They stopped airing house over here

    is it still good or did it decline?

    If you like to watch the exact same thing over and over again with no forward moving of characters and a grumpy old man that makes racist remarks.

    Then it's at the exact same level as when you last watched it.

    The only thing that's changed is that Cameron boned the australian dude.

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It should be illegal for House to talk in a British accent. That shit on SNL was not cool.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    So is there a cure or something or are you doomed?

    cure for which?

    The highly insulin-resistent diabetes? no.

    The nerve damage caused by the diabetes? no.

    The intestinal cancer rotting my guts? no.

    The liver and kidney and lung damage from the early childhood radiation? yes, a transplant, but I'm not a canidate. so no.

    The heart disease thats ramped up since my heart attacks? yes, again, a transplant, but again, not a canidate, so no.

    Stale on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Have you ever considered stealing a homeless person and nicking their organs?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    So is there a cure or something or are you doomed?

    cure for which?

    The highly insulin-resistent diabetes? no.

    The nerve damage caused by the diabetes? no.

    The intestinal cancer rotting my guts? no.

    The liver and kidney and lung damage from the early childhood radiation? yes, a transplant, but I'm not a canidate. so no.

    The heart disease thats ramped up since my heart attacks? yes, again, a transplant, but again, not a canidate, so no.

    doomed it is then D:

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    and just now, taking a large step over the clothes in my living room.

    Has anyone told this guy to clean his god damned room because clothes do not belong on the floor yet?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    FreddyD wrote: »
    It should be illegal for House to talk in a British accent. That shit on SNL was not cool.


    Oh god, I wish that

    a) Stephen Fry got a guest spot on House.

    and

    b) They air Jeeves and Wooster directly after House.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Have you ever considered stealing a homeless person and nicking their organs?

    those filthy things?

    hell no. I don't want kidney lice.

    or liver crabs.

    or lung mange.

    or pancreatic herpes.

    Stale on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Have you ever considered stealing a homeless person and nicking their organs?

    those filthy things?

    hell no. I don't want kidney lice.

    or liver crabs.

    or lung mange.

    or pancreatic herpes.

    Well, shit get a new homeless person that hasn't done anal for a dollar yet.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have a collection of House canes.

    I have his beechwood and his flame cane.

    I have only to buy his silver one that he used to break the padlock and I'll have them all.

    All 3.

    I guess collection is kinda a grandiose term then...

    but still


    Flame Cane

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    FreddyD wrote: »
    It should be illegal for House to talk in a British accent. That shit on SNL was not cool.


    Oh god, I wish that

    a) Stephen Fry got a guest spot on House.

    and

    b) They air Jeeves and Wooster directly after House.

    Fry HAS to be on House at least once, then House has to fake a British accent in mockery of Fry, but use Lauries real accent.

    Awesomesauce.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    FreddyD wrote: »
    It should be illegal for House to talk in a British accent. That shit on SNL was not cool.


    Oh god, I wish that

    a) Stephen Fry got a guest spot on House.

    and

    b) They air Jeeves and Wooster directly after House.

    Fry HAS to be on House at least once, then House has to fake a British accent in mockery of Fry, but use Lauries real accent.

    Awesomesauce.


    He was on Bones, and was awesome.

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  • ZebesianPirateZebesianPirate Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    FreddyD wrote: »
    It should be illegal for House to talk in a British accent. That shit on SNL was not cool.


    Oh god, I wish that

    a) Stephen Fry got a guest spot on House.

    and

    b) They air Jeeves and Wooster directly after House.

    Fry HAS to be on House at least once, then House has to fake a British accent in mockery of Fry, but use Lauries real accent.

    Awesomesauce.

    That is a very good idea.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I lol'd when Hugh went on the Late show, and the moment he spoke the audience audibly gasped because they totally didnt expect this really obvious posh british accent, though I knew being a Brit myself.

    This only makes House even more impressive cause his accent in that thick american drawl is even more astounding.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    ITT Stale is hardcore

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    FreddyD wrote: »
    It should be illegal for House to talk in a British accent. That shit on SNL was not cool.


    Oh god, I wish that

    a) Stephen Fry got a guest spot on House.

    and

    b) They air Jeeves and Wooster directly after House.

    Fry HAS to be on House at least once, then House has to fake a British accent in mockery of Fry, but use Lauries real accent.

    Awesomesauce.

    That is a very good idea.

    Also because Setphen Fry is a god amongst men.

    Silmaril on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    laurie on inside the actor's studio was interesting

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e0SXH5Y9PEc

    hugh lauries best work ever

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i have a ball hernia i never knew about

    but the doctor was like, hey its cool, unless it starts to hurt

    and now suddenly i realize if it does every start to hurt they're gonna have to go in there

    shit

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the sperm wants out

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bent my work blocked it

    is it the shakespeare thing with fry?

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    nah, it's laurie singing mystery

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril on
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