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Man, I've been seeing the previews for Mr. Bean's Holiday a lot lately. Has it been released in Euroland and is it worth watching? It looks sooo bad yet sooo good.
I got a nike+ account, can't figure out how to link it though; it's secure flash.
I called my parents and got my mother to schedule me an appointment with a doctor here in town. I'll post an update after I find out what it is. I've talked to some more people and they said that a hernia has a protrusion more often than not and I don't have one, so I'm hanging on to that glimmer of hope. Also, I used to be fat, and I really don't want to stop working out for two months for fear of returning to that state, so I'm hanging on to any hope that it's NOT a hernia that I can glean.
t stale - do you have a cane with a sword in it yet?
but the doctor was like, hey its cool, unless it starts to hurt
and now suddenly i realize if it does every start to hurt they're gonna have to go in there
shit
It's not bad. Mine really didn't hurt until I got up and moved, and that was dulled by Percocet.
After that day, I was sitting up and moving around a little with no problem, day 3 was back to normal.
You'll just get a cool scar pointing at your dangle.
Cool scars are only cool if there is even the remotest chance that someone of the opposite sex will see it and admire it. I think you just have a regular old scar, dude.
Cool scars are only cool if there is even the remotest chance that someone of the opposite sex will see it and admire it. I think you just have a regular old scar, dude.
I have the same pain, Grandaddy. Starts right in the belly button, when i arch my back to stretch or move in some twisting way. Then it's like "oh wait, you aren't allowed to do that! Keep compressing your abdomen, faggot!", then i cry a little because of yelling.
It happens once in a long while, and sometimes sit shoots down to my crotch. Woop woop.
but the doctor was like, hey its cool, unless it starts to hurt
and now suddenly i realize if it does every start to hurt they're gonna have to go in there
shit
It's not bad. Mine really didn't hurt until I got up and moved, and that was dulled by Percocet.
After that day, I was sitting up and moving around a little with no problem, day 3 was back to normal.
You'll just get a cool scar pointing at your dangle.
that's kinda comforting
it probably won't ever start bothering me, it hasn't yet, and apparently i was born with it so hey
Update: It was a hernia, but apparently it was genetic.
The doctor told me that I have a rare type of hernia that is actually passed down from relatives. I hate my genetics. Everything is going against me.
I have a disorder that causes two permanent teeth not to develop, like, they didn't exist, they never came in. Took 15,000 bucks to get my smile to look nice and natural.
I have this hernia.
My mother's side of the family has a history of Alzheimer's, my father's side of the family has cancer.
Pretty much anyway I go, I'm screwed, and you can bet there will be some kind of genetic mutation that screws my kids up something awful.
Man, just have the surgery. You'll be out of commission for a month or so, and then you're fine.
Hell, I could've been back to normal after a week, but the doctors told me to take it easy.
Saru, he can't be poor, he spent 15 grand fixing a goddamn smile.
Man, just have the surgery. You'll be out of commission for a month or so, and then you're fine.
Hell, I could've been back to normal after a week, but the doctors told me to take it easy.
Saru, he can't be poor, he spent 15 grand fixing a goddamn smile.
Then why in Christ's name would he not get surgery?
Nah, the 15 grand on the smile was my parents. We got that fixed in middle school. I grew tired of being called a vampire. I was missing the teeth around my k9s, made them poke out. It was actually pretty horrifying.
It's congenital, someone in my family has it already, but we don't know who. That means that one of my grandfathers are probably suffering 40 minutes of pain a year and have been for half a century, I can't rightly take the pussy way out can I?
Really the worst part of the surgery was them putting the catheter in my hand.
And that was just because they said "OK, you'll feel a little prick" and then gave me a shot, followed swiftly by the catheter.
So I'm thinking "Hey, that wasn't so OH MY FUCKING SHIT CHRIST GODDAMN WHORE CUNT FUCK YOU!"
To make it better, they messed it up in my left hand (went in the vein, and right back out), so they had to redo it in the right one. So much fun.
EDIT: YES YOU CAN IT'S NOT THE PUSSY WAY IT'S THE SMART WAY JESUS FUCK.
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i prefer shakespeare master class
The rest have all sucked.
rat race was good
Man, I just want to laugh at stupid stuff involving physical comedy.
There were a load of half hour tv shows first.
I got a nike+ account, can't figure out how to link it though; it's secure flash.
I called my parents and got my mother to schedule me an appointment with a doctor here in town. I'll post an update after I find out what it is. I've talked to some more people and they said that a hernia has a protrusion more often than not and I don't have one, so I'm hanging on to that glimmer of hope. Also, I used to be fat, and I really don't want to stop working out for two months for fear of returning to that state, so I'm hanging on to any hope that it's NOT a hernia that I can glean.
t stale - do you have a cane with a sword in it yet?
YES, JUST COME STAND OVER HERE
Next to the Germans
I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about.
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After that day, I was sitting up and moving around a little with no problem, day 3 was back to normal.
You'll just get a cool scar pointing at your dangle.
It happens once in a long while, and sometimes sit shoots down to my crotch. Woop woop.
that's kinda comforting
it probably won't ever start bothering me, it hasn't yet, and apparently i was born with it so hey
The doctor told me that I have a rare type of hernia that is actually passed down from relatives. I hate my genetics. Everything is going against me.
I have a disorder that causes two permanent teeth not to develop, like, they didn't exist, they never came in. Took 15,000 bucks to get my smile to look nice and natural.
I have this hernia.
My mother's side of the family has a history of Alzheimer's, my father's side of the family has cancer.
Pretty much anyway I go, I'm screwed, and you can bet there will be some kind of genetic mutation that screws my kids up something awful.
I was going to call you all kinds of names and make fun of your pain, but you cut me off at the pass.
anymore a "natural smile" is anything but
everyone gets cancer, no exceptions
everyone gets old and feeble, no exceptions
so relax, you're average.
He does, however, want me to come in and get an ultrasound on it on Thursday to make sure it's nothing more serious.
He said surgery isn't necessary as long as I'm fine with having a stabbing pain in my stomach every 3 months or so for the rest of my life.
That's fine with me. I can deal with 40 minutes of pain a year rather than having a surgery.
What?
Are you high?
Well, I suppose you could just be poor. Are you poor?
Hell, I could've been back to normal after a week, but the doctors told me to take it easy.
Saru, he can't be poor, he spent 15 grand fixing a goddamn smile.
how goes?
get the fucking surgery
hernia surgery is simple
Then why in Christ's name would he not get surgery?
You know what, you blew it.
You're dumber than a box of hair. Get the surgery.
It's congenital, someone in my family has it already, but we don't know who. That means that one of my grandfathers are probably suffering 40 minutes of pain a year and have been for half a century, I can't rightly take the pussy way out can I?
And that was just because they said "OK, you'll feel a little prick" and then gave me a shot, followed swiftly by the catheter.
So I'm thinking "Hey, that wasn't so OH MY FUCKING SHIT CHRIST GODDAMN WHORE CUNT FUCK YOU!"
To make it better, they messed it up in my left hand (went in the vein, and right back out), so they had to redo it in the right one. So much fun.
EDIT: YES YOU CAN IT'S NOT THE PUSSY WAY IT'S THE SMART WAY JESUS FUCK.
GET THE SURGERY
YOU DUMB FAGGOT