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A medical quandary.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it's not a fucking scar you idiot. it's not a war story. it's a goddamn hernia. get it fixed.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Really the worst part of the surgery was them putting the catheter in my hand.
    And that was just because they said "OK, you'll feel a little prick" and then gave me a shot, followed swiftly by the catheter.
    So I'm thinking "Hey, that wasn't so OH MY FUCKING SHIT CHRIST GODDAMN WHORE CUNT FUCK YOU!"
    To make it better, they messed it up in my left hand (went in the vein, and right back out), so they had to redo it in the right one. So much fun.
    EDIT: YES YOU CAN IT'S NOT THE PUSSY WAY IT'S THE SMART WAY JESUS FUCK.
    i hope you mean IV

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SCREW YOU FAGGOTS

    IM NOT GETTING FAT AGAIN.

    IF I DECIDE TO GET THE SURGERY I CAN ALWAYS GET IT LATER

    ITS NOT GETTING WORSE

    HOMOS

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Really the worst part of the surgery was them putting the catheter in my hand.
    And that was just because they said "OK, you'll feel a little prick" and then gave me a shot, followed swiftly by the catheter.
    So I'm thinking "Hey, that wasn't so OH MY FUCKING SHIT CHRIST GODDAMN WHORE CUNT FUCK YOU!"
    To make it better, they messed it up in my left hand (went in the vein, and right back out), so they had to redo it in the right one. So much fun.
    EDIT: YES YOU CAN IT'S NOT THE PUSSY WAY IT'S THE SMART WAY JESUS FUCK.
    i hope you mean IV

    Yeah, but they called it a catheter. It wasn't really the IV at that point, it was just the plastic thing they put in so that they can switch out the IV easily, without having to find a vein, because obviously this big fucking hunk of plastic is already in.
    EDIT: Jesus fuck you won't get fat. You'll be out of commission for a month if you follow orders, a couple weeks otherwise.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SCREW YOU FAGGOTS

    IM NOT GETTING FAT AGAIN.

    IF I DECIDE TO GET THE SURGERY I CAN ALWAYS GET IT LATER

    ITS NOT GETTING WORSE

    HOMOS

    Dumber than a turkey.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    if you don't get the surgery i hope you get blinding pain while doing a 200lb benchpress

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    SCREW YOU FAGGOTS

    IM NOT GETTING FAT AGAIN.

    IF I DECIDE TO GET THE SURGERY I CAN ALWAYS GET IT LATER

    ITS NOT GETTING WORSE

    HOMOS

    Dumber than a turkey.

    Dumber than a box of dumb.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wait wait wait

    you're afraid you'll get fat because you won't be able to exercise as much?

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    EAT LESS FATTY

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Seriously. If you're going to get fat in a month, you're just fucking stupid.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck you're being a pussy. At WORST you will be laid up for a month. Some people are back to almost full functionality within a week.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    All losing celebrity chess matches against a piece of rubble from the Berlin Wall.


    All challenging song birds to bouts of fencing.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my appetite dies after surgeries anyway

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Alright then, let's just say that I'm poor

    Ganking homps

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    No, really. If you're not poor, you have no excuse not to get this fixed.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Get a job you lazy motherfucker.



    Or better yet, get this stupid surgery.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This thread is chock full of huge pussies.

    Stale on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Everyone is a pussy compared to you, Stale.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    This thread is chock full of huge pussies.

    I'm a gigantic pussy.


    I refused local anaesthetic for my wisdom teeth.


    I made them put me under instead.


    I don't need to see blood, smoke, and chunks of my jaw shooting out of my face, thanks.

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    This thread is chock full of huge pussies.

    I'm a gigantic pussy.


    I refused local anaesthetic for my wisdom teeth.


    I made them put me under instead.


    I don't need to see blood, smoke, and chunks of my jaw shooting out of my face, thanks.

    ... I've had more teeth pulled from a crazy dentist with a pair of pliers that didn't believe in Novocaine than you can count on one hand. And you are calling me a pussy for skipping on surgery? YOU WENT UNDER FOR WISDOM TEETH.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    gigantic menstral pussies

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    We're calling you a pussy because you're being fucking stupid. Being laid up for a few weeks is not bad. The surgery isn't bad. They knock your ass out, and you wake up with dry mouth. Ooh.
    Suck it up and fucking do it.
    EDIT: By the way, here's Stale

















    Here's the next toughest dude you know

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also if you have a job prove that the hernia was work related and make them pay for it. A dick move true, but hey the surgery gets paid for. And you get workmans comp.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Also if you have a job prove that the hernia was work related and make them pay for it. A dick move true, but hey the surgery gets paid for. And you get workmans comp.

    not a big reader are you?


    the hernia is genitic. not injurous.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    stale you're mighty ornery tonight

    what gives?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    stale you're mighty ornery tonight

    what gives?

    I'm pissed about my job offer.

    god-damn corporations.

    Stale on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale, what was the business you started in high school?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Paintball field, pro shop, distribution

    Stale on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Fancy.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Fancy.

    not really

    back-breaking and exploitive is more like it

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I mean the fact that you managed to do with all the other shit going on in your life.
    That's fucking impressive, dude.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wiggin is lucky to brush his teeth and take a shower everyday while in highschool.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Hurr hurr that's clever.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale I make 7 bucks an hour for a maximum of 20 hours (if I work more I get fired) a week. During this time I lift hundreds and hundreds of couches, chairs, mattresses and other heavy HEAVY furniture, I walk probably 10 miles a day, and I spend 2 hours a day going to and from this job by bus per day. I am in the august Florida sun 95% of the time traveling and working. I'm not allowed free water (whoops, gotta pay 2 bucks a bottle, teehee) and every day I am forced to take an hour and a half unpaid lunch break where I sit around on my ass and twiddle my thumbs.

    7 dollars an hour

    for that

    also I have 2 other jobs and am a full-time student

    so stale pretty much :(

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Man I have a decent job compared to that.
    It has no actual labor required. None. Zero.
    Downside is, I get 12 hours a week on average, and still make minimum wage. And they won't move me off of the fucking register after 6 goddamn months when we had one kid get hired about 2 months after me and was off register in two weeks and fuck you Bev you cunt let me do shit in the back you raging bitch whore shit fuck you.

    God I hate my manager for so much shit. She bitches that we call her up for shit like change, so we make change for each other. Then, she bitches that we make change for each other and that we don't call her up. Make up your fucking mind and stop giving us shit.
    I swear, she has good days like most people have bad ones.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wiggin go tell her you want off register

    granted you've probably done that

    ps I'm looking for a replacement job for that one

    also: remember how I'm white in my pictures that you've all seen?

    haha not anymore

    I have the best farmer's tan ever now

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, we've been there done that.
    And we're getting a bunch of new people because a store down the street is closing, so they're going to be working at my store (all owned by the same company.) So, my hours are going to get cut further.
    I need to find a new goddamn job. Maybe I'll ask one of my friends to get me an application from Wegman's.
    Can't go to the grocery store closer to home, because of this stupid fight with mom's boyfriend, and fuck if I'm giving him the satisfaction of being right, the asshole.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    weird

    ps I also work at a gas station and a golf course

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Man.
    The bitch of it is, I actually want to work. 20 hour week? Sign me up, man. I have college in a year, I need the fucking cash.
    If shit doesn't change when we turn into Rite Aid, I'm bailing.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Stale I make 7 bucks an hour for a maximum of 20 hours (if I work more I get fired) a week. During this time I lift hundreds and hundreds of couches, chairs, mattresses and other heavy HEAVY furniture, I walk probably 10 miles a day, and I spend 2 hours a day going to and from this job by bus per day. I am in the august Florida sun 95% of the time traveling and working. I'm not allowed free water (whoops, gotta pay 2 bucks a bottle, teehee) and every day I am forced to take an hour and a half unpaid lunch break where I sit around on my ass and twiddle my thumbs.

    7 dollars an hour

    for that

    also I have 2 other jobs and am a full-time student

    so stale pretty much :(

    While that does suck, they are asking me to move from central IL, to Silicon Valley.

    To do a 80k+ a year job, for like half that pay.

    cross-country, and my cost of living increases by a factor of 10.


    So I'm a little upset.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    rane what do you do at the golf course?

    a dude i know is a caddy and he gets paid damn well. and crazy tips.

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