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whatevs
bake a pizza with a bunch of rice noodles and beef on top and then after it's cooked you put it in a bowl and pour the broth over it!
man I've only had CPK a couple times but I just do not like it at all
I've never even heard of Farmington
I love that WoW made it into that anecdote even though it had nothing to do with the salad.
ham and pineapple
or chicken, bacon, pineapple, and bbq sauce
well that was the joke
I walk in there and the first thing I see is the manager with his ass resting on two chairs, his stomach being propped up by another. The other people were surly farmer-looking type, but the one person who really stuck out was something that could best be described as a 8 year old baby; a tall bald baby wearing nothing but overalls and a blank slate of a face. I ordered a pizza and watched as the register lady walk toward the freezer, pull out a Tombstone pizza, and throw it in an oven.
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You know what sucks about places that aren't Missouri or Illinois?
No Toasted Ravioli.
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no one else has that?
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like, no sauce
what is that
a pizza is the sauce, dammit
This is SE. Context not required.
So, cheesebread then.
White pizza with broccoli looks like it would be good.
every state ive been to that isn't missouri or illinois doesn't have toasted ravioli. Its known to be primarily a midwest thing, though apparently you can find pockets of them in other places, I have yet to find any though. And I mean, in a grocery store in the frozen section...like where i can go buy some and make it myself. I don't wanna have to pay $4 for 6 pieces of ravioli in a restaurant when i can go to the grocery store and get a 24 pack for the same price.
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Speaking of white pizza, there is one with what I think is Alfredo sauce and chicken if I remember correctly. Oh my god is that shit good.
so yes, while some places have it around the country, its not as easily avaliable as it is in stl.
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fuck yeah dude! i ate there like twice a week the entire month of may. and i still eat there at least once every other week.
I go to the new one on east hennepin. Seriously, best pizza in the state.
You know i mentioned punch pizza to sam, and he was like "wtf is that?". i wanted to slap him.
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DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja:How did you know?
bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the fuck?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate:Fuck
I have a feeling that if this keeps up, there's going to be a new post in the "READ THE RULES BEFORE YOU POST!" thread that says "stop talking about bioshock".
It worked for the Dancing Dong.
He hasn't been there? God damn it, I might not have time to take him there before he leaves for Japanland.
But yeah, I went to Boston and asked "What's the best pizza in the city?" They sent me to a place, it was a small place, kind of homey, nice atmosphere. The pizza was good -- but goddamn it, it wasn't even in the same league as Punch.
I don't know what I'm going to do, I guess I'll have to arrange yearly visits back to MN or something.
Hell yeah
The taco lunchables, however, left much to be desired
Farmington is like an hour and a half drive south of St.Louis.
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pretty much, the only thing near that area or in southern missouri that is worth seeing is Elephant Rocks and Johnson's Shut-Ins.
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