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I want to eat this pizza but...

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  • BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I thought I was lazy when bought an oven pizza. We just threw our microwave away because we never use it.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    goodfellas ciabatta pizza's are so good, I mean i don't know how they get a frozen pizza to be so good

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  • DoughnutDoughnut Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I cooked frozen pizza on the barbeque this summer, it was pretty rad.

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  • Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    yeah some people like the goat's asshole

    like, no sauce

    what is that

    a pizza is the sauce, dammit

    the sauce makes the pizza toppings slide off the pizza.

    and i've only done that once...or twice.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    yeah some people like the goat's asshole

    like, no sauce

    what is that

    a pizza is the sauce, dammit

    the sauce makes the pizza toppings slide off the pizza.

    and i've only done that once...or twice.

    not my fault you're a mutant

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It tastes like cheese on toast

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    yeah some people like the goat's asshole

    like, no sauce

    what is that

    a pizza is the sauce, dammit

    the sauce makes the pizza toppings slide off the pizza.

    and i've only done that once...or twice.

    not my fault you're a mutant
    awww..you're having an e-argument

    :P

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He's right though.


    Pizza without sauce is like


    uh


    well, it's retarded, okay?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    He's right though.


    Pizza without sauce is like


    uh


    well, it's retarded, okay?
    obviously

    You hear that Shoe? You married a retard.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shoe got Married?



    What?

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    the best frozen pizzas are bagel bites

    Sure, if you like tiny cube cheese

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    where to be getting goat anus pls

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, goat cheeses are so super tasty.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    yes, they are

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gonna agree on that one

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I got a craving for a goatcheese and black olive pizza.


    Damn. Put that on your menu, God damn California Pizza Kitchen.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    as long as by black olive you don't mean those barely edible canned olives but instead something actually tasty like kalamatas

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No, no.


    Canned anything does not belong on pizza.

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Every pizza thread I link to the Pizza Pizzazz. It is the greatest thing ever. It will cook a rising crust pizza in 24 minutes. There is no preheating time. It cooks the pizza really well.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ok.



    I want to build a wood burning stove in my backyard.



    Never happen, but still.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You know a really horrible pizza?

    totinosri0.jpg

    Those are really horrible pizzas.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They look pretty horrible.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Here's a picture of a cooked one:

    totinospepparoniiz4.jpg

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man I do not like goat cheese very much

    also I love the thin-crust pizzas we have here

    though there must be a distinction between giant cracker thin-crust pizzas and giant soft taco thin-crust pizzas

    I myself prefer the giant soft taco variety

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Here's a picture of a cooked one:

    totinospepparoniiz4.jpg

    That's criminal.

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Here's a picture of a cooked one:

    totinospepparoniiz4.jpg
    How can they get away with such a thing?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    When I lived in Missouri, they cost $.99.

    I think they're a dollar something here.

    They're like the ramen of pizza.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kill it with fire.

    In a nice toasty oven and enjoy.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    totino's pizzas are a crime against nature

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Kill it with fire.

    In a nice toasty oven and enjoy.

    I don't think there's any way I could enjoy that.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Kill it with fire.

    In a nice toasty oven and enjoy.

    I don't think there's any way I could enjoy that.

    there really isn't.. they taste like stale crackers with ketchup and cat vomit on it.


    not that i know what that tastes like >.>

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I cried after stale crackers and ketchup.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You should only really eat them if you're drunk, and for some reason have absolutely nothing else to eat.

    Then, you really have to cook the shit out of them. Like, make sure the cheese is brown and the whole thing is really crispy and crunchy.

    Stale crackers is a very good description of the crust if you don't burn the fuck out of it.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    crackers made from Stale?

    I'll take 3 boxes!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    You should only really eat them if you're drunk, and for some reason have absolutely nothing else to eat.

    Those two things would never ever happen to me in tandem.


    I'm pleased about that.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    crackers made from Stale?

    I'll take 3 boxes!

    Stale Crackers(tm)!

    Like the eucharist, only cripplier!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    crackers made from Stale?

    I'll take 3 boxes!

    Stale Crackers(tm)!

    Like the eucharist, only cripplier!

    You get big points for this one, Dude.


    Big points.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    crackers made from Stale?

    I'll take 3 boxes!

    Stale Crackers(tm)!

    Like the eucharist, only cripplier!


    that was terrible.





    ...and hilarious. :lol:

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    little known fact about pizza making: When putting toppings on a pizze, ignore the middle and go around the sides. The middle usually takes care of itself, and also having too many toppings in the middle can weigh down the crust and make it collapse when you pick it up. Evenmore, the middle of a pizze pie has the least amount of real estate per piece.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A long time ago, a friend and I ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut.

    He wanted bacon on it, so we got bacon on it.

    All the bacon was in a large greasy lump right in the middle.

    It was disgusting.

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