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In the time of [CHAT]panzees I was a Monkey!

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  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Best. Four. Pages. Ever.

    I imagined every post by CB as being ready aloud by a 'fou de fa fa' frenchman accent. It made it at least 3 times funnier.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    ARGH.

    Look, I don't care how popular "The Da Vinci Code" was, Da Vinci was a painter, not the fucking Riddler. Knock it off already.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hahahahahaha oh lord

    that was intensely fabulous

    three, no...nine-fucking-thousand cheers for Mr. CB.

    Seriously that was fucking gold

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Anyone else doing NaNoWriMo this year? Let's be writing buddies!

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  • MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I thought Bear lived in London...

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  • zero_onezero_one Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    This just reminds me of when I joined the ac. It was during Flame Week and I was just like "OMG what a bunch of bastards! I LUV IT!!".

    I think the first thing I read was Metalbourne flaming PeterandCompany about being a furry and then everybody else jumping on that bandwagon. good times.

    I think CB has started early. when is flame week again pls?

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wow, I've been laughing so hard.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    zero_one wrote: »

    I think the first thing I read was Metalbourne flaming PeterandCompany about being a furry and then everybody else jumping on that bandwagon. good times.

    HAHA! good times. very good times.

    Cheerfulbear if you pull one of these stunts again while I am not around I am seriously going to whoop you around the mouth.
    there are so many good sig quotes in the last few pages, I had trouble choosing.

    has someone saved the last few pages? They need to be documented somewhere
    / hung on my fridge.

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  • flyingmonkeyflyingmonkey Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yanno, outside of flame week and shitty webcomics, I always wondered how the AC got its rep.

    Now I know, it's all about the effin chat thread.

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    3. And quit this emo-slumming shit. Fuck.
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What rep? We're sweet hearts!

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  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What rep? We're sweet hearts!


    So sweet that there hearts are lined with sugar! That is corrosive and rots the flesh.

    You guys SUCK! That's why I like you. You're not stupid like some of the people I come in contact with. You go out of your way to make up a prank just to get ME?! I love you too.

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    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007

    Ok, found it. You obviously havn't played football. It's more then just "tackle that guy". Go play some "America Football". When you come back with dislocated fingers, broken legs, bruised to hell, THEN you can say it's not a manly sport. Maby it's just because im a lineman and I have to play both ways of the football every game. Lineman hit every damn time the ball is snapped. Were also get hit in the legs, the hips, the necks, and the freaking BALLS. Yeah, secondary is for pussy's. (on my team that is.)

    Go get with the playing of rugby. Discussion I believe is over, American Football is for the ladies and the children with head problems.

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So...how about them Tigers? LSU won 58-10. Towards the end of the game I got to sit in the first row.


    It was even more fantastically gay up close. Me and all of my queer buddies were jumping out of our pants. Seriously, it was fabulous.

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  • CyberMonkeytron3000CyberMonkeytron3000 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    All i'm saying is that real men sports don't need supportive underwear- Real men let it all hang out.

    Forbe! wins my argument for me. Rugby is like if American football went Kaoken times 10,000.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What is an alt??

    See, this was a bit too obvious.

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  • CyberMonkeytron3000CyberMonkeytron3000 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sorry guys, looks like you've all lost the race to be the faggot family

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm?&

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

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  • CyberMonkeytron3000CyberMonkeytron3000 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There is always next time.
    They wont live out the year with paper ribbons with faggot writen on them anyway.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wow 2003.

    Huh.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    C'mon... the Doody family? That article just writes itself.

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  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Just when I though I was safe from Homework, Algerbra II throws Polynomials at me. Pre-Cal is going to tear me a new one.

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    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Being out of school rocks! Mmmmm, I can spend my nights playing on the computer not having to worry about polynomials or blackmailing my teacher with those goat-sex pictures I found...

    That is a true story, btw.

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Being out of school rocks! Mmmmm, I can spend my nights playing on the computer not having to worry about polynomials or blackmailing my teacher with those goat-sex pictures I found...

    That is a true story, btw.

    D:

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    Thats a story that needs to be elaborated.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    Similar but sounds to be less entertaining story:

    One time a HS teacher of mine was looking something up on his computer I noticed he had an asian porn site in his browser history. D: But hey, that's his business so whatever, right? Then a few years after I left, I heard through the grapevine that he'd been fired for sexual harassment (towards students or towards faculty I don't know). D: It really sucks because he was pretty much the only teacher there that actually knew how to draw, even though he didn't teach any of the drawing classes.

    Always weird when you find out someone you were on decently good terms with turns out to be a creep.
    Like the Korean transfer student I knew in HS, that I was ok but not really close friends with. One day he just stops showing up to school. Turns out his host family had threatened to call the cops on him if he didn't get on a plane back to Korea; apparently he'd been getting violent and abusive because they had no interest in sponsoring him or whatever so he could remain in America and get citizenship eventually (I think? I don't know how that all works). D:D:D:

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Unfortunately, Ahab, in the case of your teacher just having a student see that in the browser history and complain is enough to be considered "Sexual harrassment". So it's not necessarily that he was a creep who went a little libral with Grabby and Squeezey, but rather he just loved him some Asian Porn on the job.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    Well, I figured there might have been some exaggeration going on on somebody's part, but I don't really have any facts at my disposal here to say what actually went down one way or another. Maybe he just figured he could get away with looking at porn since pretty much all his classes were comprised entirely of dudes (how come women aren't into drafting anyway?) and therefore nobody would really care.

    Also, how come your avatar isn't animated?
    mre.gif

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anger of Balcon, I'll give you three crêpes of power to animate mine.

    I mean, I don't think it can even be done.

    This is more of a dare than anything.

    The trick is to use the MS Paint spray paint thing.

    Can you really handle it?

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  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    It goes by so fast you can't really tell, but yes I did use the MSpaint spray tool for the bear.
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    EDIT: God bless you, SE++
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk9QYnVw6oc

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Also, how come your avatar isn't animated?
    mre.gif

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    ARGH.

    Look, I don't care how popular "The Da Vinci Code" was, Da Vinci was a painter, not the fucking Riddler. Knock it off already.

    And how did I miss this in the thread?

    I mean really, I don't know a whole lot about reading music, but I do know that just looks like wishful thinking. Is that really the best photo the article could get?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Also, how come your avatar isn't animated?
    mre.gif

    <3<3<3
    ARGH.

    Look, I don't care how popular "The Da Vinci Code" was, Da Vinci was a painter, not the fucking Riddler. Knock it off already.

    And how did I miss this in the thread?

    I mean really, I don't know a whole lot about reading music, but I do know that just looks like wishful thinking. Is that really the best photo the article could get?

    The wouldn't want to give away the secret, then you wouldn't have any reason to buy the guy's ultimately inconclusive book.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh awesome
    perv teacher story time!

    i had this teacher in high school who went to show one of his other classes a taped PBS special on marine life and ended up accidentally mixing up his tapes and showing them raunchy ass porn.

    he never lost his job or anything but oh crap did word of those events sure travel around the school fast. people pretty much leapt from his class screaming it down the halls

    there was another teacher in the school who got canned for screwing a student
    she had already graduated, but apparently that's still not cool or something?
    she was in first year university when they started seeing each other. word got around, the PTA set up a huge stink over it and he got fired.

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  • teamquigganteamquiggan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My C++ teacher told me to"Take my clothes off so others could see." It was in relation to my coat that was on my computer but without context it was pretty embarrassing to her.

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  • no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    beavotron wrote: »
    there was another teacher in the school who got canned for screwing a student
    she had already graduated, but apparently that's still not cool or something?
    she was in first year university when they started seeing each other. word got around, the PTA set up a huge stink over it and he got fired.

    I really don't get why teacher-student relationships are so bad as long as everyone's legal. How does is that even different from relationships that occur at work places? In fact why is it ok to have a relationship with a co-worker and not your client =P

    ( I've been trying hard not to play with highschool girls' feelings as I've teached there for 2 years now part-time. )

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  • teamquigganteamquiggan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh yeah, another teacher in my high school was seen taking 3 girls out, turns out he was courting their mother, and wanted to show that he was good with her kids, but for a couple months we all thought he was a bit pedo.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    no_toast wrote: »
    I really don't get why teacher-student relationships are so bad as long as everyone's legal.

    ( I've been trying hard not to play with highschool girls' feelings as I've teached there for 2 years now part-time. )

    You are so totally going to get fired if this post gets back to anyone on your school's faculty.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    no_toast wrote: »
    I really don't get why teacher-student relationships are so bad as long as everyone's legal.

    ( I've been trying hard not to play with highschool girls' feelings as I've teached there for 2 years now part-time. )

    You are so totally going to get fired if this post gets back to anyone on your school's faculty.

    Seriously.

    If you don't understand the ethical and moral questions there, I don't know man.

    Besides having control over their grades in your class, losing that accountability, teachers are in a position of power and influence over kids.

    Also, eww.

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  • flyingmonkeyflyingmonkey Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Haha. My friend subs at our old HS, and some girl apparently put her number on her paper for him when she turned it in. What really cracks me up is he didn't remove the number from the paper, so when the 60 something year old woman goes to grade them she's gonna be like "wtf?!"

    One of my history teachers used to make up reasons for girls wearing tight jeans or short shorts to have to move to the front of the class. What was really creepy was he was also the girls soccer coach. We're talking a 50 odd year old greasy, bald, jowly kinda man. Brrr. I think they finally fired him though, he was a terrible teacher.

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    3. And quit this emo-slumming shit. Fuck.
  • no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    NotACrook wrote: »
    no_toast wrote: »
    I really don't get why teacher-student relationships are so bad as long as everyone's legal.

    ( I've been trying hard not to play with highschool girls' feelings as I've teached there for 2 years now part-time. )

    You are so totally going to get fired if this post gets back to anyone on your school's faculty.

    Seriously.

    If you don't understand the ethical and moral questions there, I don't know man.

    Besides having control over their grades in your class, losing that accountability, teachers are in a position of power and influence over kids.

    Also, eww.

    Damn, I probably expressed myself a bit unclearly :D

    Firstly Bacon :D by not playing with the girls' feelings I meant I've had to keep a clear line of not even flirting with the girls. I've also had couple cases where students have asked me for dates also resulting in an polite no.

    NotACrook, I'm simply implying that not all cases are the same. I don't know about the school systems in the States or whatnot but take this example that is totally not eww and still breaks the "teacher-student relationship -> you get fired" standards.

    Out of my uni's class teachers over 50% are students themselves. What you are saying that if a person that's a third year student couldn't have a relatioship with someone two years younger than him/her. And as far as I think if people are open about their relationship there's no conflict intrest because then clear playing with grades would then be noticed. And to clarify further, I was only referring to adult students.

    Man, hopefully that cleared things out :D

    Edit: TOPD maddness!

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