I was talking to scout last night when he was really drunk trying to make him mix weird stuff with Kahlua. Somehow the topic of beerios came up and since he sucks, I had to show him how it is done.
Since I was lacking Cheerios, I had to use some Crispix that mono convinced me to buy after showing me http://junk.clunkbin.com/sa/grindhouse-cereal.jpg
Just gotta pour some into the tiny ass bowl I never knew existed until I found it in the kitchen 5 minutes ago.
The world was not ready for such a confection as glorious as was being made. The ground shook and I could barely keep my hand steady.
This is it, the time of foreboding that separates men from slightly drunker men.
NOM. NOM. NOM.
Be sure to try it on your own as you will be sure to magically transform a regular breakfast into a cold bowl of OH GOD IT WAS AWFUL, BUT not as bad as I thought it would be. Overall, a :^: but not really.
Once upon a time not long ago,
when people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
When laws were stern and justice stood,
and people were behavin' like they ought ta good,
There lived a lil' boy who was misled,
by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said:
"Me, Ya, Ty, we gonna make sum cash,
robbin' old folks and makin' tha dash",
They did the job, money came with ease,
but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease,
He robbed another and another and a sista and her brotha,
tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover,
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static",
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped,
The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why did ya hit me ?",
the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney,
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
"I'll do years if I pull this trigga",
So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
cop radioes it to another lady cop,
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
Looked around good and from expectations,
so he decided he'd head for the subway stations,
But she was coming and he made a left,
he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath,
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,
then he made his move to an abandoned building,
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope,
who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!"
the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
He went outside but there was cops all over,
then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova (?),
Raced up the block doing 83,
crashed into a tree near university,
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
Ran out of bullets and still had static,
grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic,
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead,
he told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead",
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
so he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
before long the lil' boy got surrounded,
He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
and this is the way I must end this story,
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream,
the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream,
This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh,
just another case 'bout the wrong path,
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast(?).
Is this a drunk thread?
apparently he lost an eye from broken glass as an infant
wherein the food being combined with cereal is you
you can come over and we can munch on those
EDIT: whoops I meant miniwheats
Actually I do have mini wheats
wait a minute this post wasn't edited at all
Like there's any other kind
but they were free so I couldn't complain
Seriously, you eyes are all glowy, like a cat's.
Oh, and has anyone ever told you you look like a younger Adam Sessler, with a full set of hair and those aforementioned evil red eyes?
Kinda like chewing on non-frosted steel wool.
the frosting changes everything
If I am responsible for the sudden plummet in his self-esteem, I will in turn blame society.
i was originally going to be using cheerios, but seeing as i don't eat shitty cereal, i've got raisin bran crunch instead
mmm, you can see the real bits of coffee
you can't see it too well, but the raisins soaked up the kahlua and looked a lot like rabbit poo. appetizing
now for the verdict. i will attempt to paint a picture for you: picture being dragged by your cock over a field of broken glass while midgets punch you in the kidneys. oh and i guess you could have blue balls or something
- tl;dr it sucked balls and kinda burns your nostrils, though i did feel kinda classy eating it. like the "monocle, top hat, and stogie" kind of fancy
in closing, i give kahlua-os a disappointing :v: :welp:
Raisin Bran Crunch is amazing though
this is true
stop putting alcohol in cereal