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Beerios: A giant leap for drunkenkind [NSF56k]

ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
I was talking to scout last night when he was really drunk trying to make him mix weird stuff with Kahlua. Somehow the topic of beerios came up and since he sucks, I had to show him how it is done.

Since I was lacking Cheerios, I had to use some Crispix that mono convinced me to buy after showing me http://junk.clunkbin.com/sa/grindhouse-cereal.jpg.

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Just gotta pour some into the tiny ass bowl I never knew existed until I found it in the kitchen 5 minutes ago.

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The world was not ready for such a confection as glorious as was being made. The ground shook and I could barely keep my hand steady.

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This is it, the time of foreboding that separates men from slightly drunker men.

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NOM. NOM. NOM.

Success!

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Be sure to try it on your own as you will be sure to magically transform a regular breakfast into a cold bowl of OH GOD IT WAS AWFUL, BUT not as bad as I thought it would be. Overall, a :^: but not really.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you are a disgusting human being

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seems rather silly

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Here we go,
    Once upon a time not long ago,
    when people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
    When laws were stern and justice stood,
    and people were behavin' like they ought ta good,
    There lived a lil' boy who was misled,
    by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said:
    "Me, Ya, Ty, we gonna make sum cash,
    robbin' old folks and makin' tha dash",
    They did the job, money came with ease,
    but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease,
    He robbed another and another and a sista and her brotha,
    tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover,
    The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
    he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static",
    Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
    but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped,
    The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why did ya hit me ?",
    the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney,
    The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
    "I'll do years if I pull this trigga",
    So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
    cop radioes it to another lady cop,
    He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
    a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
    Looked around good and from expectations,
    so he decided he'd head for the subway stations,
    But she was coming and he made a left,
    he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath,
    Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,
    then he made his move to an abandoned building,
    Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
    opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
    Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope,
    who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
    He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!"
    the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
    He went outside but there was cops all over,
    then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova (?),
    Raced up the block doing 83,
    crashed into a tree near university,
    Escaped alive though the car was battered,
    rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
    Ran out of bullets and still had static,
    grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic,
    Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead,
    he told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead",
    Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
    so he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
    Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
    before long the lil' boy got surrounded,
    He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
    and this is the way I must end this story,
    He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream,
    the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream,
    This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh,
    just another case 'bout the wrong path,
    Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast(?).

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    :|

    :|

    :|

    Is this a drunk thread? :D

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, did Slick Rick really have one eye? Or was that a stage thing?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    he just liked wearing the patch

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Damn. It kinda loses the mystique now that I know that.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I like the Black Star variant on that song as well

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also this beer thing looks fucking gross.

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    MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Do it with a White Russian damnit.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    actually shit wait

    apparently he lost an eye from broken glass as an infant

    it's legit

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    punch drunk

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Not to be confused with Bear-ios

    wherein the food being combined with cereal is you

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This kinda reminds me when my friend said she ate Bugles with milk, like cereal

    Anyway, gross

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Martha, fetch me my rifle.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That'll probably kill you.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh wow that worked out well.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It was completely fatal.

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you are a disgusting human being

    This

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Now I really want bugles

    Or cereal

    Can't decide

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Now I really want bugles

    Or cereal

    Can't decide
    I've got some dicks

    you can come over and we can munch on those



    EDIT: whoops I meant miniwheats

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Now I really want bugles

    Or cereal

    Can't decide
    I've got some dicks

    you can come over and we can munch on those



    EDIT: whoops I meant miniwheats

    Actually I do have mini wheats

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Now I really want bugles

    Or cereal

    Can't decide
    I've got some dicks

    you can come over and we can munch on those



    EDIT: whoops I meant miniwheats

    Actually I do have mini wheats
    are they frosted?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Now I really want bugles

    Or cereal

    Can't decide
    I've got some dicks

    you can come over and we can munch on those



    EDIT: whoops I meant miniwheats

    wait a minute this post wasn't edited at all

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Now I really want bugles

    Or cereal

    Can't decide
    I've got some dicks

    you can come over and we can munch on those



    EDIT: whoops I meant miniwheats

    Actually I do have mini wheats
    are they frosted?

    Like there's any other kind

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i can't imagine eating non-frosted mini wheats

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it wasn't pleasant to say the least

    but they were free so I couldn't complain

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Your eyes are soulless pools of despair, drawing in the unfortunate victim to gaze into the red-as-blood grottoes that are your pupils.

    Seriously, you eyes are all glowy, like a cat's.

    Oh, and has anyone ever told you you look like a younger Adam Sessler, with a full set of hair and those aforementioned evil red eyes?

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Your eyes are soulless pools of despair, drawing in the unfortunate victim to gaze into the red-as-blood grottoes that are your pupils.

    Seriously, you eyes are all glowy, like a cat's.

    Oh, and has anyone ever told you you look like a younger Adam Sessler, with a full set of hair and those aforementioned evil red eyes?

    what

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Muse the worst thing you can tell a blonde white male is that he bears a resemblance to Adam Sessler

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i can't imagine eating non-frosted mini wheats

    Kinda like chewing on non-frosted steel wool.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i can't imagine eating non-frosted mini wheats

    Kinda like chewing on non-frosted steel wool.

    the frosting changes everything

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Muse the worst thing you can tell a blonde white male is that he bears a resemblance to Adam Sessler

    If I am responsible for the sudden plummet in his self-esteem, I will in turn blame society.

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    Scout900Scout900 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    so seeing as this whole beerios thing was my idea, i figure i should contribute to this assfest

    i was originally going to be using cheerios, but seeing as i don't eat shitty cereal, i've got raisin bran crunch instead

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    mmm, you can see the real bits of coffee

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    you can't see it too well, but the raisins soaked up the kahlua and looked a lot like rabbit poo. appetizing

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    now for the verdict. i will attempt to paint a picture for you: picture being dragged by your cock over a field of broken glass while midgets punch you in the kidneys. oh and i guess you could have blue balls or something

    - tl;dr it sucked balls and kinda burns your nostrils, though i did feel kinda classy eating it. like the "monocle, top hat, and stogie" kind of fancy

    in closing, i give kahlua-os a disappointing :v: :welp:

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You got your camera so drunk it couldn't focus

    ^5

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That looks awful

    Raisin Bran Crunch is amazing though

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ewww.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    That looks awful

    Raisin Bran Crunch is amazing though

    this is true

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what the fuck is wrong with you people

    stop putting alcohol in cereal

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    This'll give my cereal some of that fresh lemony kick!

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