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I hope we get some fuckin cigars outta this

Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://perezhilton.com/?p=4398
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that U.S. officials will be holding a press conference shortly to announce the death of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.

South Florida police organizations are calling in reinforcements before the announcement is made, we’re told.

PerezHilton.com was the first media outlet in the world to break the news of Castro’s death. We posted THIS ITEM on it last week!!!!

A Cuban broke the story of the oppressive ogre’s passing. We are soooo proud and happy!!!

We’re so sad we can’t be in Miami this weekend.

There’s gonna be a big ol’ party en Calle Ocho, mi gente!!!!

In the words of Gloria Estefan…

“Quiero my Cuba libre pa que la gente pueda - pa que mi gente pueda bailar!”

Listen to this while you dance.

Well, looks like castros dead.

His guest apperance on the simpsons was awesome.

Thread lacks content blah blah, this can be locked if it must, just figured dudes should know he died.

We get some good cuban cigars now, maybe?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Plus they named a street after me in San Francisco!

    it's full of WHAT?

    #pipe on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Plus they named a street after me in San Francisco!

    it's full of WHAT?

    xD

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    whoa, is this real?

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wouldn't it be harder to get cigars?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wouldn't it be harder to get cigars?

    I was always under the assumption it was because of fidel that we had the embargo, hence no fidel, no embargo.

    But I've also heard his next in line is crazier then he is.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    whoa, is this real?

    Nobody knows.
    Perezhilton claims it is, but then again, he's not exactly CNN.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    whoa, is this real?

    Nobody knows.
    Perezhilton claims it is, but then again, he's not exactly CNN.

    well, I mean I got that

    I should've said " Is there any confirmation to this?"

    cause uh, this is pretty fucking big

    and also, Florida is going to suck ass for a while if it is

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    You know he's probably been dead for weeks

    I doubt the cubans are eager to admit it

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If he dies doesn't Raúl Castro come into power?

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  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Florida is going to suck ass for a while if it is

    Florida always sucks. I learned this by staying awhile with family in Jacksonville.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yay, now it's just another several years until his brother or cousin or whoever dies off, then another several decades while the next generation of Castros rule Cuba and after that just several hundred years until at last his line goes sterile and we can sell them new cars once more.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Iroh wrote: »
    Florida always sucks. I learned this by staying awhile with family in Jacksonville.

    jacksonville is not the extent of Florida, chief

    also, Raul has effectively been in power since Fidel's surgery about a year back

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yay, now it's just another several years until his brother or cousin or whoever dies off, then another several decades while the next generation of Castros rule Cuba and after that just several hundred years until at last his line goes sterile and we can sell them new cars once more.

    stop saying stupid things about something you are wrong about

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Isn't the guy that replaces him the crazy dictator everyone was afraid of during the 80's?

    Like the 80's version of Kim Jong?

    Then again all my 80's info comes from VH1, which is no Perezhilton

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Yay, now it's just another several years until his brother or cousin or whoever dies off, then another several decades while the next generation of Castros rule Cuba and after that just several hundred years until at last his line goes sterile and we can sell them new cars once more.

    stop saying stupid things about something you are wrong about

    Sorry. I'm not a Cubalogist. You caught me in a lie.

    Still though, I can't wait until we can all go party there once more. It used to be like a tropical Vegas... before they built Vegas.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Isn't the guy that replaces him the crazy dictator everyone was afraid of during the 80's?

    Like the 80's version of Kim Jong?

    Then again all my 80's info comes from VH1, which is no Perezhilton

    uh

    it's his brother

    who is like, just a slight bit more of a hardliner than him
    but his brother ain't no spring chicken, and has also apparently softened up a lot over the years to boot

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was thinking the other day whether or not any of Kim Jong Ills party members think he is crazy and if they do why don't they just off him like a modern day Julius Caesar

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fidel castro is the worst gay

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    I was thinking the other day whether or not any of Kim Jong Ills party members think he is crazy and if they do why don't they just off him like a modern day Julius Caesar

    Caesar didn't have a nuclear-detonator in place of a pacemaker a-la the villain from the Spawn movie. Kim Jong Il might.

    Honestly, I wouldn't put it past him.

    Plus South K is doing a bang-up job of pacifying the crazy oompa loompa.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what kind of stupid faggot reads that website?

    i've been hearing from co-workers since this afternoon that he died, and an announcement was imminent.

    there's not a single mention of it on any reputable news site that i've found.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dudes just check wikipedia and we'll know for sure

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    ding dong the revolutionary hero is dead

    which o which

    the revolutionary hero

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  • ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    One of his clones probably.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Obama 4 Cuba prez '08

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    man i would buy a castro t-shirt

    i hope they get more popular than che t-shirts

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i call bull pucky

    150cc on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    man i would buy a castro t-shirt

    i hope they get more popular than che t-shirts
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    You know he's probably been dead for weeks

    I doubt the cubans are eager to admit it

    I read an article on like, the first of the month that said he was probably dead the the government was developing a plan to tell people.
    This was from like CBS or ABC's website.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, fuck Che.

    Also:

    CASTRO

    NO!

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So since the death of Castro happened on Bush's term does that mean he defeated communism in Cuba much like Reagan ended the Cold War?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Holy shit it's The Otaku Inquisition

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yes. Yes, I suppose it is.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    obligatory post about that one time castro fell down

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lowercase post

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    CAPS LOCK POST

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SHIFT post

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    reference to band

    lead singer has glasses

    songs are about wheat and liberal things

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tsop sdrawkcab

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    franklinrooseveltpicturqw4.jpg

    Lame post.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well played.

    Oh.

    Achewood reference.

    DOGGS

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