A tribute to awful [awful thread]

Jordyn

Those skinny jeans or whatever feel like they're choking my ankles.

Like I'm not getting any blood to my feet.

And I'm like "aaaauuuuugh"

BigDes

I don't think we should be racist toward any type of jean. I mean I found out tonight that women's jeans are pretty damn comfy.

Obbi

You just found out tonight that you're pretty damn gay.

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PotU

Maybe you're just fat huh

BigDes

Teefs you are going to have to learn to like them.

Zephyr

i should probably try girl jeans sometime

Obbi

Don't do it Zeph

it's what they want

Zephyr

are they gay

BigDes

Perhaps.

Zephyr

those bastards

Marshmallow

Women's jeans are comfortable.

and gay.

and trendy!

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Ginger Mijango

BigDes

Hah

Ginger, I love you.

tugga

if you fit into a girls' pants then either you need a sandwich or she needs to go on a diet

Zephyr

tugga wrote: »

if you fit into a girls' pants then either you need a sandwich or she needs to go on a diet

size 12 regular barely fits me

Jordyn

Wait

didn't I

I thought I posted something here

what happened

BigDes

That was on the last page.

Marshmallow

That was before the women's jeans discussion.

EDIT: Yes last page.

mully

mens jeans are a lot more comfortable
except for the lack of hip allowance
womens jeans have that whole
"heys lets be really tight to the knee, then POOF OUT!"
thing going on
which is okay and all but then the waist is loose and the hips are tight and grr

Marshmallow

I'll agree that men's jeans are more comfortable. Still women's are more comfortable than you'd think looking at them.

I still have a raggy pair of JNCO's that I refuse to throw out because I don't think I'll ever find a pair as comfortable.

Jordyn

No I thought I said something about jeans.

I

what's going on

Jordyn

I said that my girl jeans are pretty comfortable

but that I usually buy them like a size too big


I remember typing that

Marshmallow

Jordyn wrote: »

THESE ARE NOT MY BEAUTIFUL JEANS

This? or something more recent?

EDIT: Huh. I don't remember that.

PotU

Jordyn wrote: »

No I thought I said something about jeans.

I

what's going on

And in the JLU forum, a lone post about jeans will fade into oblivion.

Jordyn

Have I actually gone crazy

BigDes

Probably.

BigDes

I mean you were asking for a neurologist earlier.

Jordyn

wait wait

maybe I accidentally posted it in my livejournal



Ok, no, I didn't

Hey speaking of the neurologist, I'm waiting for him to call back and I have to go to the bathroom, but I know that the second I do he'll call back. So I don't know what to do.

I know I posted that jean thing somewhere.

Grandaddy Delicious

Jordyn I hope that you have not gone crazy. That would be pretty sucky.

Jordyn

Did I have a seizure?

Grandaddy Delicious

Jordyn wrote: »

Did I have a seizure?

Are you capable of having cognitive thoughts during a seizure? I thought it was like blacking out?

Jordyn

Yeah I totally black out and I wake up going "whhaaaat the hellllllll" and I start to feel better and then I reset to "whhaaaaat the helllllll" again, like 20 damn times and Fram apparently asks me math questions the entire time.

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PotU

Jordyn wrote: »

Yeah I totally black out and I wake up going "whhaaaat the hellllllll" and I start to feel better and then I reset to "whhaaaaat the helllllll" again, like 20 damn times and Fram apparently asks me math questions the entire time.

It's his fetish.

Grandaddy Delicious

It would be cool if page by page you were writing an award winning novel while seizing and didn't even know about it until after you found the completed manuscript. That would be cool.

tugga

quick whats the area under the curve of x squared between 0 and 1?

Jordyn

I was staring at my bloody hands and my wedding ring wasn't on and I couldn't remember if we'd actually gotten married.

PotU

Bathroom seizure?